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featuredmuchoers gone wild

by Alana

submitted May 28th 2009

360 comments
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sexy lips. You'd fuck me and you know it
9 years ago
I saw that picture of you. Donotwant.
9 years ago
All of a sudden that tranquilizer gun would come in pretty handy, eh drums?
9 years ago
Hahahaha
9 years ago
owned
9 years ago
I got some ruffies for the bitch
9 years ago
haha harsh.
9 years ago
Some forgetmewells eh.
9 years ago
I don't get the girl appeal of mutcho. I mean...
9 years ago
^banksy will splain that to ya
9 years ago
In all fairness, what the fuck needs explaining?
9 years ago
I just uploaded a hilarious ps of this
9 years ago
I GUARANTEE she's a butter face...
9 years ago
I'm looking forward to that drum, are there decent tits involved?
9 years ago
just the same tits in this pic
9 years ago
the day drums can actually ps, is the day me and wario film ourselves smooching...
9 years ago
ummm - did that sound gay at all?
9 years ago
I was hoping you might have some decent ps skills and get some goot boobage in there.
possum... no, no it didn't.
9 years ago
Totally gay possum, but i don't think anyone noticed...
9 years ago
Totally hot so far, btw, alana, I certainly wouldn't kick
you out of bed for farting...
9 years ago
I would, dirty bitch.
9 years ago
meh
9 years ago
You're officially the hottest girl on here to me.
9 years ago
We should see how pretty she is 1st.
9 years ago
yea dude she could be a butterface.
9 years ago
I'm cuuuute.
9 years ago
I think I'd be ok with that. Girls with nice bodies who post pics of themselves have a certain charm about them I can't resist.
9 years ago
i dont think i've ever seen a full-frontal-shows-face pic of any ms chick
9 years ago
looks like they have somthing to hide.
9 years ago
oh wait Smeow showed her face and titts on mucho before. that's one
9 years ago
tits also isnt a full frontal...
9 years ago
and she seems not on the site anymore.
9 years ago
that sucks did she get banned.
9 years ago
i dont think so, thatdude
9 years ago
i kinda feel sorry for her
9 years ago
It was a secret ban. Very Exclusive.
9 years ago
i think she's in hiding at the moment, cursing her stupidity
9 years ago
I was gone for a while, but where did Sunchine Kellie go after posting her ass?
And Alana... prove it.
9 years ago
^sez the guy who's been here all of six weeks...talk to bicho about "gone for a while"
9 years ago
Fair play. But she must've disappeared quickly though.
9 years ago
I wonder if she makes the rest of the ladies on mucho jelly
9 years ago
no i was just stating that a high percentage girls once posting pictures of themselves on here vanish from the site....

its no mystery why.
9 years ago
- it's called "whore-hangover"
9 years ago
Well, Poss you have my word for it, she is not a butter face.
9 years ago
okay - what?
who are you referring to jones?
9 years ago
I just realized that I was totally out of context.
9 years ago
Son jones,english not your 1st language huh?
9 years ago
smeow has a panface and got flab for days. she wont be back.

our newest contender though, go get her jones...
9 years ago
that sucks
9 years ago
Tits and GTFO. That's the way it should be.
9 years ago
a party without chicks is just a circle jerk wanko, we need few girls around
9 years ago
I'm just saying they should be new ones, so we still have the fun of convincing them to post their tits.
9 years ago
After that they can fuck off.
9 years ago
i see your point, its weird cause i pretty much only hang out with women in the real world and always have but on the internet its mostly guys and most women are just attention whores and don't amount to anything worth keeping around
9 years ago
dont let deja hear your misogynistic opinion
9 years ago
i covered my ass with using terms like 'most' and deja is way above us, this is her job remember, no way would she hang out with the likes of most of us for the fun of it or if she didn't have to
9 years ago
speak for yourself, im fucking awesome
9 years ago
hare trinity did full front with face and she beats the shit out of this chick
9 years ago
Older pic was better. This one is not flattering for your hips.
9 years ago
That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
9 years ago
How?
9 years ago
A dood telling a naked chick her hips aren't flattering. You need a "man"ual Arch?
9 years ago
dude, you just lost like 10 man points
9 years ago
A man doesn't give a shit about a naked chicks feelings.
9 years ago
^ That has to be some a man law.
9 years ago
Arch is right. Caring about feelings unless it gets you laid is for fags.
9 years ago
The word "flattering" was banned from man's vocabulary in 1805.
9 years ago
"I was just out flattering some Nazis with my Steam Roller" It's back in now.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
nice body would like to see the face in the pic.
9 years ago
i would do you yup.
9 years ago
Shut the fuck up pussy , she wouldnt do you !
3 years ago
way to pull a fries, pablito
3 years ago
Thank you for sharing
9 years ago
and shaving
9 years ago
Do you like BMWs??
9 years ago
Yes, but only the 7 Series. And certain 6 Series from the 80's.
9 years ago
I got it.
9 years ago
M-5 you have to admit is a pretty dandy auto
9 years ago
I like the 7s but only up until 2002 or whatever year the E38 ended. They got too round-looking after that and lost their edge.
9 years ago
3 series and m3s are where it's at
9 years ago
OMFG!!
OH LOOK ITS A WHORE!!
EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY, COME QUICK!!
LOOK!

Wow, you have tits and a cunt, good for you.

Now post a picture of your dignity and self respect.
9 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
You win sir
9 years ago
lol, fuck this shit, let's see some pics in sweaters.
9 years ago
Sloan, I admit I lol'd but lets be honest, if she had posted a pic of herself in say a sexy but conservative outfit, you would have torn her apart for not being naked?
9 years ago
Sloan is pissed cause she gets all wet for the mutt,Jones
9 years ago
Ya, I bet he's real upset some chick off the net isn't hot for him.
9 years ago
damn jsloan is swinging for the fence today.
9 years ago
I have some time off work so I can share my tender rectal discharge of affection with everyone.
You filthy bithes XO.
9 years ago
you have been missed like a new born crack baby withdrawal
9 years ago
Kill it with fire.
9 years ago
I'm not saying it's the nicest I've ever seen but if you're saying it's nasty then your a fruity, rainbow faggot with sprinkles.
9 years ago
Told you she was fat.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
I weigh less then almost everyone on here.
9 years ago
^combined
9 years ago
That's ridiculous, my cock weighs more than this chick.
9 years ago
you should have a doctor look at it then
9 years ago
Your sister's on it right now, you think the Dr. would mind?
9 years ago
do you enjoy your world?
9 years ago
cut it off.
9 years ago
post the video
9 years ago
Irish thinks everybody is fat which reminds me, I have a picture for you rish. I'll get it uploaded today.
9 years ago
thats a ban.
9 years ago
damn..i read "of" but you wrote "for"..
fuck off! ban him! he wants to post a picture to annoy rish! should be reasson enough, right rish?
9 years ago
Ban fucking everybody.
9 years ago
I would never wish for anyone to be banned although it has been nice around here without Oranje's childish bullshit lately.
9 years ago
You just miss him, no one has ever gotten too your soul like he has!
9 years ago
It would be great if that fat skank Cruella got banned but I want cry for it 'cause I don't do that. Besides, I probably ran him off.
9 years ago
But I won't take all the credit of course.
9 years ago
won't*^^
9 years ago
what do I say? hmm, well, I stayed here at this site... I'll leave it at that...
9 years ago
this place is worse than heroin, wario :)
9 years ago
I agree.
9 years ago
and i dont know why :/
9 years ago
nah, she's ok looking, just ain't into shaven pussy...
9 years ago
lol wario, you're not into any pussy at all I'll bet. ;)
9 years ago
he is a virgin....
9 years ago
@ wario - i agree..
trimming bush is sexy and sometimes necessary :)
but the shaving bit...
A) leads to sandpaperesque owchie sensations if she misses even one day
B) gets old and boring pdq


9 years ago
You know the best part about a shaved pussy? Putting the diaper back on.
9 years ago
that makes no sense virgin.. baby vaginas don't need to be shaved... i think what you MEANT to say is whats the best part about a bald pussy.. and the joke would be funnier if it was:
whats the WORST part about a bald pussy.. having to put the diaper back on after.
9 years ago
my guess - virgin slayer is amish, 12 yrs-old, and has zits that are more potent than his dick
9 years ago
ref - "squirter"
9 years ago
I was rushed. I was in fear of an interpost. I apologize.
9 years ago
team pus!
9 years ago
*builds poss a handmade deck to hide under.*
9 years ago
there goes wario the pussy magnet judging some sweet mound by some imaginary standard again.


really wario, you'd be lucky to fuck anything because you haven't actually seen your dick since jr. high-school.
9 years ago
Maybe he meant shaved old-lady pussy.
9 years ago
@at virginslayer: accepts your deck,and poops under it
9 years ago
i'd hit it again
9 years ago
NO YOU WOULDNT!
9 years ago
skulk
9 years ago
what do u mean no
why wouldnt i
i like to share my std's with the world
9 years ago
Keep them on your fingers you penisflap.
9 years ago
what?
9 years ago
Your std's you dense cunt.
9 years ago
they are on my dick not fingers u shit fucker
9 years ago
Where are they most likely to transfer to whilst burping the worm?
Our survey says...
9 years ago
Your mouth. Bitch.
9 years ago
That's beside the point.
9 years ago
I see a new "how to post a pic" picture for reference and fappage.
9 years ago
Bunch of horny fuckers on this site.
9 years ago
That's because we have penises you fucking idiot
9 years ago
^speaks the truth
9 years ago
^Speaks through ass.
9 years ago
yea i talk shit
9 years ago
You do, you don't have a penis.
9 years ago
ensi is starting to pwn, .. a 12 year old retard but he's pwning him nonetheless.
9 years ago
*hands ensi and demierte shovels to help move the shit out faster... or to bludgeon each other with. either one would work*
9 years ago
I prefer the latter, and I'm not usually a violent person.
9 years ago
I see whore was added to the tags twice
9 years ago
actually one is 'attention whore'
9 years ago
you should be proud
9 years ago
yup, you're three different versions of whore. how do you feel?
9 years ago
What a bunch of keyboard queers, you fuckers got a problem with whores?
9 years ago
we didn't tag it.
9 years ago
just stating facts
9 years ago
I personally love whores. No self respecting stand up woman is going to have sex with me. I need the ones with self-esteem and daddy issues to actually let me put my dick in them. And then there's ones I pay, of course.
9 years ago
Whether you know it or not, you always pay for pussy.
9 years ago
only the welsh
9 years ago
How's that country of yours possum?
9 years ago
ensi, marriage is legalized, long term prostitution where payment is guaranteed but service is not
and our country and fine, shitty just like everywhere else, but fine
9 years ago
Butterface
9 years ago
exactly.
8 years ago
Nice tits, but you have no hips and probably no ass. I would still let you fuck me though.
9 years ago
You are correct.
9 years ago
on all three counts?
9 years ago
Honesty. Not necessary on the internet.
9 years ago
I suppose so, yes.
9 years ago
Slag.
9 years ago
^bitter ?
9 years ago
Nope she's a slag, (obviously) and if you have no ass, then all deals are off.
9 years ago
Bitch
9 years ago
Whats the Ew for?you dont like your own vagine?I think you are pretty nice and fuck what the rest of these jizzed crazed queers say,each and every one of them would hit on you.This assumes you are moderately attractive.Im sure LoserXStupidity will scratch at you...she is so fuckin disgusting
9 years ago
^lets tag team the hoe i'll be anthoney sullevan then we can have u pitch the movie we make yea?
9 years ago
Fantasizing about being another man and having a threesome with Billy Mays is pretty fucking gay.
9 years ago
thanks for the heads up
9 years ago
^misspelled "definingly"
9 years ago
^mispelled pussman
9 years ago
^misspelled misspelled
9 years ago
^your point
9 years ago
bert: i dont want to play this game no more
ernie: two plus one plus one is four
9 years ago
beavis:i get nothing butt head
9 years ago
good answer
9 years ago
yea i know
i still <3 u possum even tho u hate on me.
9 years ago
gagging on the gayness
9 years ago
i think your heart grew one size
9 years ago
certainly not his chode
9 years ago
also your boobs looked bigger yesterday.
9 years ago
its a whormonal thing
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
angle isnt the best but you've got a nice body!

:)yay you
9 years ago
show us what u got
9 years ago
Were you a crack baby? Just asking.
9 years ago
You sir are both a troglodyte and a tasteless creature...please remove yourself from this earth
9 years ago
yea how did u know.
were you born a fag or did u have to work on it?
9 years ago
I bet lucid has a nice snatch!
9 years ago
^had
9 years ago
it's normal, nothing to be worshipped
9 years ago
I'll be the judge of that.... If I can?
9 years ago
*patpat
9 years ago
wtf is a troglodyte and who were you talking to
9 years ago
Did you call me a troglodyte? That's fucked up, whatever a troglodyte is.
9 years ago
Interposting, motherfucker.
9 years ago
talking about you mister, and a troglodyte is a member of a prehistoric race of people that lived in caves or holes :)
9 years ago
Me? This is confusing.
9 years ago
its also a dungeons and dragons monster kind of like a kobold..
9 years ago
umm im not from lord of the rings
9 years ago
omg stanky booty cunts confuse me
9 years ago
well kinda...in D&D the troglodyte is a fictional race of primitive reptilian humanoids
9 years ago
just to clear it up...i'm calling mister useless king from the 1100's a piece of shit
9 years ago
imma show u primitive when i bash u with a club and fuck yr ass
9 years ago
now you are a speechless cunt whore fat shit.FUCCKK you your pussy leaks cottage cheese
9 years ago
:( oh lookie! the little caveman is upset
9 years ago
lucid > demetre
9 years ago
o look demetre111 is tping like he is usng a cellpne ;/
9 years ago
The shit I took this morning > demetre
9 years ago
Demetre uses watermelons as buttplugs.
9 years ago
ska > demetre
9 years ago
^all u up above this are just haters and wish u could be me
9 years ago
ouch! i dont think i even want to see that
9 years ago
Sideways.
9 years ago
I wouldn't go that far, possum.
9 years ago
uh no...i mean...how much fun is life as a piece of dried shit on the bottom of someones shoe?
9 years ago
I remember troglodytes on the old ass Sinbad the Sailor movies my dad watched when I was a kid. In that they looked like a cyclops with lizard skin and a unicorn like horn.
9 years ago
very good rish
very gooder urks
9 years ago
Also, I am blown away. Not only did losing not rag on another attention whore like normal but a compliment. Not to mention that the body is pretty nice looking. My world has been flipped upside down. Also, Jones, I'm pretty sure you could tap that shit from her note last time. Tape it and send it in.
9 years ago
@ Hisa:
take more drugs, and upload them to my personal site, so that i may translate your gibberish for the masses...or, alternatively:
1 buy a really good pair of headphones
2 buy even better weed
3 buy grilled KFC
4 sleep
9 years ago
hey, i have no problem acknowledging a nice body/pair of breasts/ass

this girl went right to the money with her photos...nothing wrong with that
9 years ago
Except the lack of a face.
9 years ago
hisa, i used to watch those every time we would have a pizza night at my house.. i would rent a bunch of the 70'sish sinbads like the 7 voyages etc.. such classics
9 years ago
i'm sure shes pretty
9 years ago
Well we'll have to wait and see if she has anything on that lovely mug of yours.
9 years ago
Ha wow^ i <3 all of u guys
9 years ago
well we dont love you
9 years ago
You mean it?
You can't just throw the "L" word around you know.
9 years ago
Possom, I guess it was worded funny. "Not only did losingxlucidity not rag on another attention whore like normal, but she gave her a compliment. Not to mention that the body is pretty nice looking which is weird here. Those two unlikely things occurring in the same submission has my world flipped upside down. Jones, I'm pretty sure you could tap that shit, judging from her note on her last submission. Tape it and send it in.

losingx, I wasn't implying that you needed to rag on them all, simply that as of yet it is not normal for you not to. I guess it ties to my other point that nice ones are not too often found here.

Yak, funny you say that because he would usually watch them when we visited my g-grandma and one of the things we did as a tradition when we went to visit her was make like 30 of those tiny $1.00 Totinos pizzas and eat them while we watched. In fact I'm adding them to my Netflix and getting a bunch of those little pizzas tomorrow, thank you.
9 years ago
you are welcome......?

9 years ago
so i don't get it. you go from having 5 comments to a year later posting it all for everyone to see. what makes a person jump to such an extreme?
9 years ago
I was wondering that myself, not that it isn't nice to see fresh skin...but that's a lot of skin.......
9 years ago
meth is a helluva drug
9 years ago
peer pressure is a helluva drug
9 years ago
^better answer
9 years ago
So Deja, I was wondering if you would wait a year before getting that tattoo, and donate the money for a plane ticket to stalk my stalker, that would be really sweet of you.
9 years ago
are you drunk?
9 years ago
Are you drunk?
9 years ago
is this a trick question?
9 years ago
Is that a trick question?
9 years ago
Is who a trick question?
9 years ago
Is alana a cheap trick?
9 years ago
Does Alana like Cheap Trick?
9 years ago
I want her to want me.
9 years ago
I need her to need me.
9 years ago
I want her to blow me.
9 years ago
never seen breast implants on a 12 year old boy before.
9 years ago
Clever, all except that 12 year old boys don't have pussies and I've never seen women get implants that small. Besides, some people like myself like just a nice handful.
9 years ago
She's still not going to sleep with you.
9 years ago
"sleep with?"
What is this? Sesame Street?
9 years ago
Darn it all, and I was trying so dratting hard to put my penis in her vagina so that I could penetrate her until I ejaculated all over her abdomen.
9 years ago
"Sleep" had a better ring to it then 2 minutes of fornication followed by a hour of nausea and crying.
9 years ago
and.... *closes photoshop*
9 years ago
hahahahaha
9 years ago
Cant wait to see what ya got cooking
9 years ago
^ gay
9 years ago
^knows gay actions quite well
9 years ago
^ that was one
9 years ago
jones and alana's love child?
9 years ago
any "Alien" reference would be apropos now
9 years ago
oh botox your lips they seem to be losing mass
9 years ago
I've got some mass she can inject into them...
9 years ago
Right, because botox has anything to do with mass.
9 years ago
you have the hips of a moron.
9 years ago
Yeah, cos that makes fucking sense.
9 years ago
sorry to offend a fellow attention whore.... maybe she has an equally gay tattoo.
9 years ago
Haha, well done.
Now show your tattoo.
9 years ago
thats it? at least bicho was fun....is this all the fire this site has right now? all i get is naked pics of myspace twats and homos with bad tats?
9 years ago
You're not worth a decent argument you bellflap.
And again, show your tat, then you have a reason to flame mine.
9 years ago
zing...derp derp....fart......
9 years ago
O...K...
9 years ago
o....k....a....y...
9 years ago
Not to get in the middle of you two girls making out but could you explain to us how mental acuity is in any way related to hip size or shape?
9 years ago
more a jab about turds posting pics like this is facebook. i mean a vagina is cool and all but we have all seen them and she doesnt have the balls to post her face with it like hair did so its pretty lame. less attention whores and more shit eating.
9 years ago
Turds...
I sense a hypocrite.
9 years ago
a grammar nazi on mucho....its like ur the coolest kid in special ed.... well the coolest kid with a queer tattoo.
9 years ago
How am I a grammar Nazi?
I'm thinking you belong in special ed.
9 years ago
eh ive seen it. i havent been on in a long time but reading through some posts ive noticed you like to correct people..its ok pumpkin maybe you have some meaningful tattoo on you that has to do with spelling and grammer.
9 years ago
...
9 years ago
....
9 years ago
Well what can I say?
I like sentences to have punctuation and good spelling.
There's no law against it.
9 years ago
Shutting the fuck up prevents cancer.
9 years ago
so does having an avatar
9 years ago
Messy room?
9 years ago
Wario was more interesting to look at. So she's naked, whoopee fucking do
9 years ago
McGay^
9 years ago
Instead of reply amidst all your gay banter I will say this:
-I know I'm chubby and have the hips of a 13 year old boy (wtf?)
-Deja, I started posting because of Jones.
-Yes, I would fuck Jones.
-No, I would not fuck you. (maybe poss but only in possum state)
-I have a pretty face.
&&& I look forward to shops tomorrow.
9 years ago
whore
9 years ago
I look forward to more sausage wallet.
9 years ago
hey yak did you get this sluts id? what are the laws for cp? what if she like 16 as her hips suggest?
9 years ago
what are you going off about now idiot? why don't you ask her what age she is.
9 years ago
because it more fun to randomly yell stoopid questions. just glad nothing has changed.
9 years ago
are you a chink?
9 years ago
no im a fat mexican
9 years ago
I'm 19, by the way.
9 years ago
you a yellow girl?
9 years ago
Daddy must be proud you're trying to acquire the attention of mucho sucko, naked.
9 years ago
If daddy cared, I wouldn't be on here searching for approval from dirty old men. *teartear*
9 years ago
^my kinda gal. now show us uranus
9 years ago
yea that is sad. for your dad
9 years ago
you would fuck jones? if so you'd fuck me too yay.
9 years ago
where you from alana?
9 years ago
yeah i want to see some butt-hole fuck this crap...whore show us ur butt vagina!
9 years ago
haha Borracist5k strikes.
9 years ago
why only in a possum-state?
:(
9 years ago
What?
9 years ago
alanawhore said she'd fuck me only in "possum-state"
wtf?
9 years ago
Stop taking pills. You are hallucinating.
9 years ago
no, really jim!
9 years ago
Listen closely. Real close. Hear that? That silence? That's Alana not knocking on your door. Go do a line of caffeine.
9 years ago
I think it's simple poss, I like possums... ?
9 years ago
its pretty simple possum.. it means that she wouldn't fuck you if you were a human guy. but if you were somehow in your possum avatar state she would fuck the shit out of you..
9 years ago
yeah, that's what i got too, yak - ...i was just hopin'...
9 years ago
you still might have a chance if you can pretend you are a possum :(((((
9 years ago
*barfs up catfood on alana's patio*
How's that?
9 years ago
I think she would have to be a possum too.
9 years ago
*gold clap* to possum's valiant effort
and she IS a possum just pretending to be a human, its a sad love story where the one has found love in the other only to find they are both pretending to be something they are not :(
9 years ago
He is very bitter today. But that's ok every time I get down I just look at this picture and all is well.
9 years ago
I fail.
9 years ago
yes , i suggest you hang yourself
9 years ago
Well you may have a pasty white E.T. body but I respect the fact that you follow the rules. Take notes muchogirls. This is how you make an entrance.
9 years ago
A Mucho first ... Alana has put all you other Mucho tarts in the shade
9 years ago
just because shes naked?
9 years ago
i could do that too
9 years ago
do it
9 years ago
as you wish sir
9 years ago
we're in for a treat now
9 years ago
well you are at least
9 years ago
i dont want to make excuses but i dont have my cam right now so you have to be patient
9 years ago
you fucking cock teaser
9 years ago
thats what they all say
9 years ago
Maybe it's the angle of the picture but it looks like a picture of Chris Crocker with a slight beer gut and a bad tit job.
9 years ago
fucking hot!
9 years ago
very sexy :)
9 years ago
Good luck with this one Jones. Alana, nice picture.
9 years ago
Jones, don't fuck this up.
9 years ago
This reminds me of a women I lost my virginity to. she was 24 and I was 18.She had 3 kids born already when I slept with it. 2 years later when I met it again, she had 7 more.
9 years ago
Trannys can't have kids.
9 years ago
Yes they can, missing out on some NGC programs?
9 years ago
...2 years later, 4 more kids, huh? I'm calling bullshit.
9 years ago
nice stuff! but you should let your garden grow, you'll get a yeast infection.
9 years ago
just like every yeast, pad, and ED commercial, that comment was not necessary
9 years ago
Soah I want to plant my penis in your vagina garden.
9 years ago
If you read real carefully, there's a subtle reference to sex in there.
9 years ago
lmao
9 years ago
shes got potential beef flaps
9 years ago
/wonders if the ass is worth a blastin' ...although the front isn't too promising for a good behind
9 years ago
I'd fuck you but definitely wouldn't brag about it.
8 years ago
RMAP has nohing on you :P
6 years ago
I like vagina
3 years ago
Vaginas are good...damn good...mighty good...good for you...good for me...
3 years ago
Well done, luv. I just pulled the skagdick off meself.
1 year ago
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