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The Perfect Woman

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Fuck one while eating the other

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by dwhill05

submitted May 26th 2009

63 comments
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The Perfect Woman
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comments (63)
put atleast one tit in the middle
8 years ago
needs tits for sure.
8 years ago
Put about 7 in the middle.
8 years ago
Ya tits at least..Wat the fuck I need two belly-buttons for?
8 years ago
Well, you're a little on the small side.
8 years ago
hahah
8 years ago
Fake.
8 years ago
Looks like something out of Silent Hill.
8 years ago
When I saw it I suddenly felt like going all Pyramid Head on it
8 years ago
When I saw it, I suddenly felt like going all Ron Jeremy on it.
8 years ago
Ron Jeremy could fuck both ends at the same time.
8 years ago
...exactly.
8 years ago
I think we have something here.
8 years ago
thats all gravy till its that time of the month...
8 years ago
Depends if they're in sync or offset.
8 years ago
We're doomed either way.
8 years ago
how is she going to do the dishes?
8 years ago
That is a very good point. Also, I don't want her sticking her feet in my dinner.
8 years ago
Dik ftw
8 years ago
its like the little fuckers that crawl on the wall in f.e.a.r. 2
8 years ago
FUCK those guys.
8 years ago
shut up demetre you asscraving shitsucking jizzface
8 years ago
who the fuck names them self dik is that all u can think off u fucking coagulated cum drinking bitch.or is it acronym for dumb ignorant kyke u stupid pencil dik fuck.
8 years ago
That made absolutely no sense.
8 years ago
what the fuck are u stupid are u dik struck to u faggot.
8 years ago
Neither did that
8 years ago
? no i think
8 years ago
How old are you? 12?
8 years ago
are you special or something demetre?
8 years ago
wow i've never encountered someone so fucking stupid i feel sorry for the people that conceived u 2 dumb fucks
8 years ago
only to your mother.
8 years ago
yoar coagulated Dik??
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yikes....
8 years ago
So you're a 12 year old retard then, confirmed.
8 years ago
negative nigger
8 years ago
Courtesy ban on aisle 14 please, courtesy ban on aisle 14...
8 years ago
negative
8 years ago
Lol @ keefbox
8 years ago
why does it seem like when u spelt your name u miss spelt cum crazy
8 years ago
You missed a question mark, you spelled 'spelled' wrong.
And you're an idiot.
8 years ago
and you are a cum crazed nigger lover
8 years ago
I swear, you're like the new whunu.
8 years ago
Infact, whunu is funnier than you.
8 years ago
slavicwhunu....
8 years ago
And smarter
8 years ago
I'll bet a jawbreaker and a pack of envelopes that Demetre has a chin strap an Allen Iverson jersey and every Eminem CD ever made.
8 years ago
i'll bet a golf ball he goes everywhere with his shoes untied--or he just wears zips
8 years ago
I'd like to piss on Demetre from a great height.
8 years ago
He'd like that too.
8 years ago
ill record and upload to mucho
8 years ago
Fucking ace, I love it when noobs think they can own residents
8 years ago
You only say a great height so you won't have to remove your kilt-skirt as said pissing commences..
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I would also like to piss on slavicwhunu, yet feel he would probably get erect spoiling any pleasure I might take out of it.. Now if it was Alec13 or GimmeAFreshie well, who knows...
8 years ago
i bet i could whoop all your asses because you are all fags and hold each others cocks when u piss
8 years ago
I bet you suck a mean dick.
8 years ago
Look who's talking.
8 years ago
i am willing to bet your old irsih prick self has never even laid eyes on a vigina besides one on muchsucko...so go play with your little dick and fuck your self
8 years ago
Just go learn how to spell first you mongo, and then you can talk.
8 years ago
Wow, instead of a worthwhile retort, you went straight (and I use the term loosely) to the internet-tough-guy-and-closeted-homosexual defense. You fail.
8 years ago
Keef, the kilt doesn't have to come off to piss. Just lift and go!
8 years ago
at least she cant bitch
8 years ago
looks like a backwards version of CatDog...
8 years ago
I'll bet CatDog's a better fuck. At least you get some conversation.
8 years ago
hi ensif..just logged on to ms, and yours are the only recent comments shown...
you should, maybe, slow down a bit there honeybunch :/
8 years ago
Sorry sweetcheeks, I'm just home from a night on the tiles, and I'm pissed.
Comment count + frequency = fuck all at this time.
8 years ago
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