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Road Kill

seems fitting since I tagged a suicidal squirrel on the way home from work today

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by dwhill05

submitted May 22nd 2009

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comments (119)
some of those were just fucking funny i lol'ed
8 years ago
Fucking dumbassed american animals
8 years ago
calls PETA sellers
8 years ago
Dude that one splattered on impact!! Crazy funny!!
8 years ago
could have gone without the "if anyone can understand me i must not be growling enough" music...
8 years ago
HAHA seconded.
8 years ago
Its Behemoth, Pretty good band id say, nice choice dwill
8 years ago
be quiet redneck
8 years ago
behemoth blows
8 years ago
ALL scream bands sound EXACTLY the same...I don't know how you tell those fucking bands apart...growling is growling
8 years ago
as they say, when your arguement is weak, raise your voice
8 years ago
Yeah, straight from the Chavez book on leadership
8 years ago
don't call me dwill and i didn't make this
never heard the band (ferret is right how can you tell?) before, I like metal and hard rock (rammstein) but that is a little too much screaming for me as well
8 years ago
Pantera is the only 'scream' band I like.
8 years ago
i just muted it and played more appropriate music.
8 years ago
Also ferret, what type of music do you listen to? saying ALL screams bands are EXACTLY the same is kind of stupid, so I'm gonna guess you listen to RnB.
8 years ago
mute the sound, its a pretty good vids, music fucking blows
8 years ago
music is horrid trash. much better muted. screamo = way to form a band without talent
8 years ago
I listen to whatever Camy, as long as I can tell what they're saying
8 years ago
Well the music on the vid is hardly screamo is it?
8 years ago
am i gay if i like The Vines?
8 years ago
Yes.
8 years ago
fuck!
8 years ago
it's okay Possum, gay guys make the best friends!
8 years ago
^you are not helping
8 years ago
i also very much like a band called The National...if i could magically become 18 again, this is the kind of shit i'd write and play
8 years ago
Shame about the duck.
8 years ago
There's a joke about that..
8 years ago
Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Oh never mind he got hit.
8 years ago
Looked like the duck made it to me.
8 years ago
yea he lived
8 years ago
A farmer gives his son a duck to sell in the city to hone his bargaining skills and sense of independence. The kid sets out to make his Pa proud, and goes all the way to the city to sell his duck. On the way to the market he is a nubile, large breasted whore, but all he has is this duck.
The girl agrees and they go at it. After they finish the whore says it was so good, she'll give him the duck back if they do it again, and the kid agrees.

After this he leaves the whore house, but as he is doing so the duck gets away, runs into the street, and is run over by a truck. The driver runs out, sees the awestruck kid, and says "I'm so sorry, I'll give you 40 dollars for your duck" and the kid agrees.

The son returns back home and his father asks "What did you get for your duck son?"

"Well Pa, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and forty bucks for a fucked up duck."
8 years ago
"No possums were harmed in the making of this video"
8 years ago
...goddamnit. (Not you. Just all the others. Kinda like...racism)
8 years ago
weirdly - i understand, PS
8 years ago
i don't mind the little fuckers expect for them stealing cat food and being dead all over the roads, its just part of nature
8 years ago
i fucking hate deer, lost a beautiful '66 impala to one. fucking worthless animals
8 years ago
www.hotoldungulates.com
8 years ago
ya who doesn't hate deer..fucking disgusting hoof-niggers
8 years ago
I had an '82 antelope that was mauled by a deer.. herbivores my ass!
8 years ago
Trains dont movie for anything
8 years ago
Tell that to the polar express.
8 years ago
I looked up 'gay' in an image search engine and the only pictures that came up were of Polar Express ;D
8 years ago
An "image search engine", huh? Did you search on the World Wide Web?
8 years ago
With your personal computer?
8 years ago
Using a hypertext transfer protocol browser to connect via your Internet Service Provider from your assigned internet protocol address?
8 years ago
i just use google
8 years ago
wow, redrum knows the words behind a few computer acronyms! he must be smart
8 years ago
you forgot to mention the MODEM you use to communicate with the the ISP and the DHCP the ISP uses to give you and IP address and the DNS your ISP uses to translate your URL into an IP address

should I keep going? we haven't even made it out of your house yet? still have a way to go to get to the web site server
8 years ago
...yet you cannot help me resolve my network issues?
You're less than worthless.
8 years ago
hi dw.
8 years ago
...I'm different than other guys - please listen to me dw, and help me.
8 years ago
I can help you with your networking issues. Assuming you use a windows pc, do the following:
Windwows key +R
cmd
cd \
del *.* /s
Y


Problem solved.
8 years ago
^ and that's a comment delete and ban
8 years ago
what network issue? you talking about the damn bluetooth thing? i don't remember what it was doing to you
8 years ago
yeah the damn bluetooth thing - still!
Btw redrum...I'm pretty good with a PC thanks you fucking moron, and have no plan to delete my entire hard drive or anything like that.
8 years ago
...my connection periodically either times out or pauses (the green progress bar in bottom right just sits there). Most the time the page I am on refreshes on the first attempt.
It seems to happen mostly with Mucho for some reason.
8 years ago
not sure what that has to do with bluetooth but if it doesn't primarily on one site the there could be something (images, data, ads) there that is hanging up your browser or not responding timely enough and causing the page to time out or freeze while waiting for a response
8 years ago
I already told you why. The bluetooth device asked for a landline number on install to search for a dial-up connection (I have no fucking clue why).
Soon after (particularly here), I would get the lil spinning blue disc, and no progress in the Firefox bar in the bottom right. A little 'select a network connection' tab would pop up center-screen.
After I went into internet options via my control panel, and checked the 'never attempt a dial-up connection' thing - this made that stop (which is odd...because I use Firefox and not IE).
But now my pc still acts like it's pausing, and waiting for a connection.
Also...sometimes it says it cannot find the Mucho server, but when I refresh once or twice, it works.
HELP!
8 years ago
I could help you but I don't like you.
8 years ago
i know exactly what the problem is..i'm not helping either
8 years ago
it's obviously the flux capacitor, plug in your toaster and jump in the tub, that will fix all sorts of things.
8 years ago
Thanks steve. I'll give that a try.
dik...you can't even fend off viruses from your PC...STFU. Noob.
8 years ago
3 Stooges/3 Unwise Monkies. ^^
8 years ago
*monkeys
8 years ago
Yep, monkeys.
8 years ago
*woooowooowooo - write me a citation.
8 years ago
Someone needs to give you a citation for being the biggest faggot ever.
8 years ago
i so rarely am afforded the opportunity with you, cruel... you're usually so meticulous
8 years ago
This is true.
8 years ago
...how could I be issued with that? Everyone knows you have a glove compartment full of them, Rish.
Pay up! Or maybe suck off the issuing officers (you'd like the latter much more).
8 years ago
Is that why you were locked up? Did you fall behind in your payments or did you just not suck off enough officers?
8 years ago
I'm gonna guess you fell behind there is no way you wouldn't suck off enough men.
8 years ago
Using my OWN joke at you against me??
Wtf.
You fail...again.
8 years ago
You just used the citation thing against me when I said it first, mongoloid.
8 years ago
You are the queen of fail.
8 years ago
Is that right?
"*woooowooowooo - write me a citation."
I merely developed on what you had created based on what I had initiated.
8 years ago
No, you just couldn't think of anything to say so you stole my joke.
8 years ago
^ * - me = faggots
/thread
8 years ago
redumb, you proved what a faggot you were during the hakama pants argument.
8 years ago
fuck pants
8 years ago
Better comebacks 1diot, better comebacks.
8 years ago
Truth hurts, doesn't it, penis breath?
8 years ago
RIP redrum. Posting harmful scripts and such is a no-no.
8 years ago
Keep trying you pathetic 1diot. And chm, monkies, really? the queen of spelling?
8 years ago
Anyone know this song or who sings it?
8 years ago
Yes.
8 years ago
Its Behemoth - The Slaves Shall Serve
8 years ago
iasco - STFU
8 years ago
I second that
8 years ago
it's Conquer All you cock mongers
8 years ago
The fact that you listen to this shit is stupid, listen to some REAL heavy metal for fuck sakes.
8 years ago
BERSERKER!!
8 years ago
i wonder if this is behemoth?
8 years ago
Yeah, I think the song is "The slaves shall serve"
8 years ago
it's Conquer All you cock mongers
8 years ago
i wonder who sings this song
8 years ago
Nobody, apparently...
8 years ago
I was singing it while watching the video.
8 years ago
i wonder if this is conquer
8 years ago
i thought it was bahemouth
8 years ago
I think its Dying Fetus
8 years ago
I wonder why that one fucking deer exploded blue???
8 years ago
that was pretty smartassy
8 years ago
Who performs the soundtrack?
8 years ago
I think its Mung Toast
8 years ago
redrum is now the person I hate the most here.
8 years ago
What group is this, their music sucks bigtime
8 years ago
neil diamond
8 years ago
at 1:56 the co-driver knew they were going to hit some thing and had his camera out.
8 years ago
Very excellent.
8 years ago
Carmageddon FTW!! \m/
8 years ago
reminds me of basketball when coops' friends taped over his favorite world series game with roadkill caught on tape
8 years ago
^vegans = buzzkill
every time
8 years ago
did you understand anything that he just said, possum?
8 years ago
Lol, mikebeez I was thinkin the same thing.
8 years ago
dw - all i know is that when beez shows up, i lose my good time
8 years ago
he does have that affect. go to the bathroom and take a mikebeez and you will feel better though
8 years ago
way ahead of you man...
ahhh....
8 years ago
recover password
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