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Object Sexuality

I'd put this on par with people who have crazy irrational fears of pickles.

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by Supraliminal

submitted May 21st 2009

87 comments
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Uhh...wow.
8 years ago
Its an 'emotional rush'.
8 years ago
You don't do this with the Enterprise, do ya Jim?
8 years ago
*looks around* Shhh, you're gonna fuck it up.
8 years ago
Fucking Jim, he has assburgers syndrome for S.S ENTERPRIZE.HAHAHA!!!
8 years ago
This is going to get creepy real quick isn't it?
8 years ago
Most girls use dildos others like to go bigger.
8 years ago
jeez... i tried to make fun of these people but the techno thing really made me change my mind
8 years ago
I was drunk at my girlfriends' mothers birthday. Her and her friend were talking about their nephew having aspergers. I almost pissed myself laughing so hard at them making comments that sounded like "she's having a hard time dealing with his ass burgers".
8 years ago
you're a real cocksucker you know that?
8 years ago
I hope you didn't expect to meet quality people here. Try AA meetings or something.
8 years ago
gee thanks for the info asswipe
8 years ago
Don't be jealous cause your girlfriend is a 16 year old fat ass from Zimbabwe you've never met but keep sending money to.
8 years ago
He's still got a girlfriend at least. So shut the fuck up noob.
8 years ago
haha "noob"... Fucking moron, post a picture of your self... Or how about your high school ID, or dare I say drivers license, but make sure to blur the personal information out. Cause I'm more than certain children of your age are not allowed on this site.
8 years ago
Stop trying be a fucking cop and stfu asshole.
8 years ago
I'm with Pudding on this on, quit being faggots, asburgers is absolutely hilarious.
8 years ago
Assburgers- or whatever, people who love dumb shit like fences and railings.
8 years ago
...I give you 2 weeks - tops.
RIP.
8 years ago
He claims to work at McDonald's but doesn't know how to spell it....
8 years ago
"So did he come or what?"
8 years ago
Jesus, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
8 years ago
Not sure about her, but the ride jizzed all over her face.
8 years ago
lol good one
8 years ago
twin towers eh? what a slut
8 years ago
haha always go for the twins ;D
8 years ago
Back in the day these goofy fucks would have been thrown off a cliff on the way to the next campsite for not contributing to the tribe. Now the contributors are burdened by paying for the continued existence of these worthless fucks. Old school socialism ftw!
8 years ago
Amen!
8 years ago
Wow, she is very high functioning for someone with autism...her speech is unaffected it seems
8 years ago
Look at rainman....not affected
8 years ago
Autism is technically "Autism Spectrum Disorder." Asperger's is at the high end.
8 years ago
no
8 years ago
yes it is
8 years ago
no it isn't. I did a research.
8 years ago
ass burgers
8 years ago
8 years ago
faggot.
8 years ago
no
8 years ago
weird
8 years ago
no shit...is this shit real...do people really do this?
8 years ago
No. You just saw a well put together skit some retards made. Fucknuts.
8 years ago
eating shit while killing goldfishes is amusing but loving a masterpiece of human architecture is sick
8 years ago
He or She, what ever that fucker is, wants to stick the entire structure up his/her bun hole the crazy lunatic.
8 years ago
It only learns from the best. Perhaps you should introduce yourself?
8 years ago
"Hello hombre, I get fucked by donkees!"
8 years ago
Fuck you guys, I am sticking with hot beautiful chicks and sluts. You cum buckets can indulge your self with Jenkem
8 years ago
"Hot beautiful chicks and sluts" I love how elegant your prose is.
8 years ago
When he says chicks he means chickens and when he says sluts he means donkeys.
8 years ago
Welcome to Mucho Epicroleplay, meet Cheekycov the jenkem eating brit with fucked up teeth and JamesTkirk who has aspergers syndrome for the enterprize space ship.
8 years ago
Uh....
8 years ago
Fear of pickles is never irrational.
8 years ago
fuck fuck fuck!
8 years ago
...human pickles, with centipede legs, being dropped on my head by a cartoon stork...

AAAAAAHHHHHH!
8 years ago
*SMACK* Get a hold of yourself, man! Everybody's lookin!
8 years ago
Ive seen this whole thing...pretty crazy the one chick humps the eiffel tower.
8 years ago
That's the one I saw too.
8 years ago
I met someone with asperger syndrome once, we did not get along well.
8 years ago
because he beat you in a toaster fight?
8 years ago
Because he tried to parkour all over some wall or fence they were in love with.
8 years ago
because he hated you like everybody else
8 years ago
hahahahaha
8 years ago
damn hippy haha
8 years ago
Don't listen to them RyogaVee, You just keep loving your buildings the way you love em, by hopping over them.
8 years ago
ryoga couch humps buildings

fact
8 years ago
I don't think I understand, Was the chubby guy fixing amusment park rides and it made him hard? Who was the chick wearing the glasses?
8 years ago
at 3mins I realized "that guy" was amy
8 years ago
she's love me...I have narrow jibs...
8 years ago
shhhh u have Gynophobia
8 years ago
"I always had some kind of object nearby that I've loved and found comfort in" 90% of the time it was food
8 years ago
For me, it was my dick.
8 years ago
3:47 Stole my dance routine.
8 years ago
the mom sounds like egyptbeauty
8 years ago
"i love the narrowness of his
gibbs"
8 years ago
fuck yea, xy docos on sbs!
8 years ago
what...
the.....
fuck....
8 years ago
Damn, it's a shame that she's off the market.
8 years ago
3:45
brain dont work guud
8 years ago
Wait *screeeech* That's a girl?
8 years ago
I'll bet she was really wet.
8 years ago
Why did Patton Oswalt shave his head?
8 years ago
this is creepy
8 years ago
Suck my balls, dickface.
8 years ago
shhh rish u have Gynophobia aswell stfu
8 years ago
yo hoboots you fucking felcher, go find some videos to post or something, because you fucking suck at this
8 years ago
Stupid fat american wierdo's. Land of the wierd and fucked up...
8 years ago
no no no you seemed to be mixed up here... land of the we'll fuck YOU up. ...sounds about right?
8 years ago
This documentary had a woman whos travels to France to make love to the Eiffel Tower
8 years ago
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