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Ninjustu instructor shows you how to knock someone the fuck out.

I doubt you'll post this yak. I said fucking months ago it was the brain rattling that knocks people the fuck out. I'm confident this guy knows what he's talking aboot.

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by CruelHM

submitted May 19th 2009

38 comments
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comments (38)
stormtroopers.
8 years ago
no ninjas or stormtroopers could knock me out especially if i had my pocketknife
8 years ago
Because you'd cut their pants off and suck their dicks?
8 years ago
ROUND 2 FIGHT
8 years ago
I like that he was asian but also spoke perfect, affluent, English.
8 years ago
now if only black people could do that we would have a perfect world
8 years ago
affluent? you mean fluent?
8 years ago
Affluent has more than one meaning.
8 years ago
red, it could mean that he has a large vocabulary, but it really isn't used in that context very often.
8 years ago
It could, but the chink spoke fluently - no particular sign of a large vocabulary in this or any of his videos, so...
8 years ago
The Chinaman that's a Korean, you mean?
STFU.
8 years ago
There's no sign of having a large vocabulary in anything you've ever said, redrum. In fact, the fact that you tried to question a perfectly legitimate word shows how much of a dumb shit you are.
8 years ago
Context. I hate redrum...but 'affluent' made no sense in the context of that statement. Anyone can see the word should have been 'fluent'.
8 years ago
STFU chm, I hate it when you agree with me.

Supra, Your chop logic speaks for your oligophrenic condition. There, have some affluent vocabulary you useless piece of shit. I've forgotten more words in more languages that you will ever learn.
8 years ago
It's uncommon usage, CruelHM. But if you know of the word's definition, you won't look like a dumb shit and try to question it.
8 years ago
boy, isn't redrum just a big hot shot, ha. and why to stab the guy who is defending you in the back.
I know, I know, you are god, better than all and need no one, believe me, you are fooling no one but yourself big guy. carry on
8 years ago
BWHAHAHAHAH, of all the sources you could have used to back up your argument you used Choson Ninja? Some korean fundie wannabe pretending to be a legitimate teacher of a martial art that has been so watered down with BS that no-one really knows if there are any legitimate practitioners left?
Yep, I'm pretty confident in his knowledge too.
8 years ago
And...........cunt....yes cunt.
8 years ago
its ok, cruelhm is a proven failure, noone expected it to stop here.
8 years ago
lol! and what is "ninjustu"? what a fucking idiot you are homo.
8 years ago
uh.. ninjutsu is what ninjas practice....... or are you trying to seem smart and failed..
8 years ago
LOL ninjustu LOL
MURDER REDRUM
8 years ago
No, no. redrum has a valid point. I rather homosexually transposed the 's' and 't' in 'ninjutsu', thus producing the hilarious (and quite gay) new martial art of 'ninjustu'.
8 years ago
@ yak, really?

Dislexics of the world, untie!
8 years ago
Stfu, you stupid cunt.
Don't try to make such a big deal outta a simple typo, carried out after many a Stella.
Douche.
8 years ago
You take Stella douches?

Wow! You have an alcohol problem there, Cruel...
8 years ago
That didn't work fugs, and you know it.
I DO have an alocohol problem actually...and a woman I might soon kill problem, too.
Drinking a Stella right now...and a Scrumpy Jack is anxiously waiting.
8 years ago
Well, hoping for a true demonstration, not a talk-through.. but ok...
8 years ago
you cant even lift your hands over your head without feeling faint wario
8 years ago
no that's when I bend over and touch my toes, that's when I get faint....
8 years ago
touching your toes, or grabbing your ankles????
8 years ago
He didn't climb a tree, hurl throwing stars or drop a smoke bomb at his feet and disappear. He is no ninja.
8 years ago
Hey MMA your boring.
8 years ago
ha, homie sounded like it was a bother for him to do the vid.
8 years ago
i want to fucking kill someone.
8 years ago
Kill yourself. Oh wait that would be a noone.
8 years ago
Zing!
8 years ago
this is your orange on drugs
8 years ago
Why is your comment displaying on recent comments...but not here yak?
8 years ago
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