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Hi, My name is Jack

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by Phelsu

submitted May 12th 2009

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Hi, My name is Jack
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I'm pretty sure that's how I would react to that situation. I've been drinking and I'm about to head out to a bar to meet a friend so I might get to test that hypotheses out fairly soon.
9 years ago
you're so cool but how
9 years ago
i just got a haircut today. it was only the second time ive had this girl cut my hair but she already felt that we're close enough to tell me that she was drugged and raped a week ago when she went to a bar.
9 years ago
shes in her 30's but looks like shes hardly even 25 so i would try to flirt with her and stuff but after that i was just like okay im backing off.
9 years ago
I told her not to say anything!! I guess she wants a second round...
9 years ago
she was like, "thank god i had a hysterectomy, now i just have to go get tested. the guy who did it just got out of prison." It was the most awkward haircut i've ever had.
9 years ago
if shes scared she might have something, she probably should stop cutting hair until she knows for sure. id hate for someone to accidentally get cut and catch aids just because they wanted a new doo.
9 years ago
so you gave her a generous tip I guess ?
9 years ago
she only charges me 10 so i give her 15. i used to get my hair cut at the nicer high end places where it was like $30+ and this girl cuts it better than any of them did so its all good.
9 years ago
it was you that was drugged and raped wasn't it?
9 years ago
lulz i wish. i wouldnt need to drug her for a piece of that though.
9 years ago
The girl that cuts my hair gushed one day after the second time going there about how her boyfriend cheats on her, and they have threesomes while taking X. Very weird, I see a trend.
9 years ago
My head feels like it's on fire, but I didn't run into anything.
9 years ago
I could oversee the misspelling of accidentally, but using right instead of write is just retarded.
9 years ago
who has time for grammar when you have all that adrenaline pumping through your veins from having a car accident
9 years ago
it was a terrible accident
9 years ago
By the looks of the writing "jack" is actually a woman. Explains alot.
9 years ago
I'd of just shot the witness.
9 years ago
Much easier that way.
9 years ago
Why did she sign the name Jack???...it's chick writing style on the fuckin note...
9 years ago
Jack's a fag. That's why he has to rent a car from Budget.
9 years ago
This joke is older than car accidents.
9 years ago
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