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A chick with two real crocodiles

i would never want a job this fucking dumb

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by dirtyrottensteve

submitted May 9th 2009

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A chick with two real crocodiles
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comments (29)
Its ok it looks asian
8 years ago
your fantasies involve big black cock; my fantasies involve two chicks at the same time one of which is asian
8 years ago
stfu
8 years ago
At least he's honest.
8 years ago
Another Steve Irwin wannabe. Soon to have a similar fate. By the way, what ever happened to the Irwin death tape? That would surely be mucho material.
8 years ago
It's all good, you could fuck the exposed esophagus jutting from the blood spewing stub of her neck.
8 years ago
Yea, the blood would make great lube too.
8 years ago
great minds...
8 years ago
you'd have to capitalize on that opportunity asafp before it starts to get cold
8 years ago
"Do a barrel roll!"

~ Peppy
8 years ago
crocodiles fail so much at eating
8 years ago
Must be gay crocs
8 years ago
Those look possibly stuffed or something... if anything touches the tongue the mouth snaps shut and she is clearly touching something in there.
8 years ago
that's not entirely true actually. there is a way to sedate croc and place your hand on their tongue and rub it. Ive seen it before.
8 years ago
I thought they don't have a tongue
8 years ago
They do have a tongue, but it's immovable.
8 years ago
what about assholes
8 years ago
lots of them on the site.
8 years ago
badoom BOOM!
8 years ago
what about me
8 years ago
I actually heard that shit, too. The trick is to not touch their tongue, but it seems this girl is clearly doing so.
8 years ago
well if its mouth does snap shut SHE'S FUCKED!!! as soon as the croc bites down it will start to roll and her neck will just break like a twig being stepped on by a fat man
8 years ago
is she fapping ? that chick is fucked up I would do her
8 years ago
would the croc keep its mouth open when sedated? i doubt it
8 years ago
i thought what dev said when i saw this too though
8 years ago
Fucking queers, molesting the retarded croc.
8 years ago
fake
8 years ago
cake
8 years ago
rake
8 years ago
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