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Joy

Happy babies are cute babies.

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by jsloan10

submitted May 8th 2009

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Joy
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comments (73)
what do you think a blowjob from this thing would be like?
8 years ago
"Why don't you have a seat right over there?"
8 years ago
ask that pedo cruel. he likes them like this when he does drugs and gets weird.
8 years ago
This calls for an abortion.
8 years ago
A little late for that.

I feel sorry for the little blighter.
8 years ago
Burn it!
8 years ago
i will have you know that my little sister had a cleft palate, and i am disgusted with you all for making fun of this unfortunate child
8 years ago
it's not too late to put her in a pillow case and throw her in the river
8 years ago
Fucking disgusting.
8 years ago
...and fyi - the bj's werent as good as you might think
8 years ago
FAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLL
8 years ago
ah man...that's fucked up
poor baby
8 years ago
at least it's smiling,
that is a smile ... right?
8 years ago
^gas
8 years ago
wont be any clucking sounds coming from it.
8 years ago
<------

Looks vaguely familiar.
8 years ago
ah yeah,that old pic you took for facebook.
8 years ago
zing
8 years ago
poor child i hope medical technology has advanced enough to fix that
8 years ago
It advanced that far 30 years ago.
8 years ago
And then crashed in a slimy pile of chunky vomit. There is no hope now, we'll just have to kill it.
8 years ago
good ole cleftbaby
8 years ago
Hello?

Hello! My name is Erik von Trautgruber and I'm part of a grass roots organization to help reestablish the Nazi Party in 2009. Recently one of our volunteers accidentally knocked over the jar containing our glorious leader's brain. While this is obviously a tragedy for us, it turns out it was also a blessing in disguise. Apparently Hitler wasn't as popular as we had thought and with his death we are finally free to move the Nazi Party into the 21st century.

But you're still Nazis?

These days we're putting our ovens to use making cookies.
Of course! But we are currently undertaking a bold initiative to redefine what it means to be a Nazi. Ever since the end of WWII we have been considered "evil" and "racist" and even sometimes "evil racists". We feel that these associations are linked to the actions of a few bad apples in the past. Leaving these mistakes in the past is our primary goal in reinventing ourselves for the modern age. We hope to one day make the Nazi Party synonymous with peace and prosperity; a symbol of a bright new future if you will.

What about, you know, the Jews?

Recent polling data indicates that public support for genocide is undergoing a significant downtrend. Therefore we have decided to drop our crusade for a pure master race altogether. No longer will we advocate the mass slaughter of Jews, Blacks, or even the French. From now on we only wish to coexist happily with all the people on this great Earth. Furthermore, we intend to set up a trust fund using Hitler's gold to help send as many Jewish children to college as we can. While we can't, for obvious reasons, publicly admit it, there's a strong feeling of guilt within a significant portion of the Party. There is a prevalent school of thought that we should do something to attempt to make up for the "holocaust". Certainly the events of WWII have been blown out of proportion, but nevertheless we want to make things right. With the support of good people like you, we can begin the healing process. We can bring change and hope.

Well, I suppose everybody deserves a second chance.

Exactly! As a matter of fact, "Second Chances For All" is our new motto. Along with the "College for Jew Kids" initiative, we're also pouring resources into securing the release or early parole of as many people convicted of non violent drug related crimes as possible. Our prison systems are far too overcrowded already. We certainly do not need to exacerbate the problem by imprisoning those who are guilty of nothing more than poor judgement. When we are put into power we plan on decriminalizing drug use in all forms. We feel it's really just a matter of personal freedom, and I don't have to tell you how important personal freedom is to us Nazis.

I'm not sure that's a good idea.
We think the African landscape will be much improved with the addition of a few thousand of these.
I'm sure you have some valid concerns, and I'd address them all if I had a bit more time. But that's only one of our initiatives! We also intend to do everything in our power to raise public awareness of renewable energy sources such as solar power, geothermal energy, and windmills. We simply can no longer afford to ignore the environment any longer, it's time we do something to reduce the amount of greenhouse gasses being produced in this country and around the world. We're also currently building what will be the largest aids and cancer research center in existence. We've lost far too many good people to these insidious killers and it's our goal to cure them in the next decade. We are also devoted to bringing clean drinking water to all of the villages in South Africa. Africa is the birthplace of humanity and we simply must do whatever we can to end the suffering there.

Sounds like you're pretty serious about all this.

You bet! But we also like to have fun. To that end we started looking at land in Israel. I don't even want to get into how difficult it is to break into real estate there. It's a completely closed market I fear. Who knew the Jews were such exclusionists? In any case, through the use of a few shell companies and double blind investment strategies we were finally able to purchase a suitable plot. We are now working with Disney to open Disneykamp Israel. We're going to have all sorts of fun! We'll be giving away a free Star of David pin with every adult admission purchased (complimentary for children). You should see the designs for the Glückliche Zeit des Todesofens ride! It's going to be the hottest thing in Asia. But I don't want to go on all day here.

No, that sounds good. I'd like to hear about your other plans.

Well, if you insist. Now, we wouldn't be Nazis if we didn't have a progressive plan for the future that some may not be ready to hear. Obviously our last idea of this nature didn't pan out for us so well. That was due in large part to the fact that it was an idea rooted in the thinking of another age. The world has matured a lot since then and we like to think we've grown up along with it. As I've mentioned, killing all the Jews is no longer something we're interested in. No, this time our grand plan for the future is in some ways set on a much smaller scale, yet in many other ways it will be the biggest idea mankind has ever had. A plan so elegant in it's simplicity, yet so tremendous in it's repercussions that the world will be forever changed for the better. We're going to rape each and every Irish man, living or dead.

Good Lord!!!

Indeed! Whether we're cornholing O'Callaghan, buggering Boyle, or just shoving a shillelagh up O'Shaughnessy's shithole, we're gonna get every last one of those Irish bastards! Obviously until our movement gains momentum we'll have to start with the easy ones. To that end, we've already got members in Ireland digging up graveyards. Once we get the through the paddy corpses, we'll start on the live bog Irish, the free staters, the fenians. We won't rest until every drunken Irish slob is unable to sit comfortably. It'll be slow going at first, but once we've cured aids and cancer we will be able to convert the research center into a holding center where we can keep them bog trotters until it's their turn on the rape table. It's going to be glorious, yes we can! -hey wait! Don't close the door! I haven't even gotten to the best part yet...

*sigh*

I should have joined the republicans
8 years ago
Burp!
8 years ago
Blow job to the first person that reads all that and can sum it up in 5 lines or less.
8 years ago
Oh, and said bj isn't coming from me.

*grins at possum
8 years ago
stfu
8 years ago
Nobody bother reading that
8 years ago
:(
BUT IM BORED!!!!!!
8 years ago
I read it. It was pointless.
8 years ago
Wow, i couldn't even read past 'Hello?'
8 years ago
Now, we wouldn't be Nazis if we didn't have a progressive plan for the future....killing all the Jews is no longer something we're interested in.....We're going to rape each and every Irish man, living or dead.

There's the whole fucking story
8 years ago
exciting that was ..
8 years ago
This is mucho sucko:

Here is the next one:

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8 years ago
I can cut and paste too. So what?
8 years ago
let me paraphrase this one for you:


My name is Persona and when i am bored or have the flu or am just waiting for my internet boyfriend to come on aim, i stick a large cumbersome object into my rectum and spam MS, because it makes me feel good.
8 years ago
God, how long is this fucking spammy attention whore going to run around doing this shit until it gets him banned?
8 years ago
Could it be possible to post 500 giga of txt crap on this site. someone is sure ahead of me...
8 years ago
that would be hank
8 years ago
cruel, enterx, and anotherday are already way ahead of you on challenging hanks title
so, fuck off
8 years ago
I am not going to bother reading all that crap. is too long.
8 years ago
fucking failure
8 years ago
i read it all..probably because i can read unlike ^^^ those retards.
ADD the lot of them
8 years ago
nope can't read at all, I just accurately guess what everyone says
8 years ago
Long posts = short life span.
8 years ago
We can only hope, Fugs.
8 years ago
jesus christ
8 years ago
shit's on orangebooms tooth
8 years ago
+1 Team Shit!
8 years ago
On mucho you are begging for hope? nope, that is really a noob thing!!
8 years ago
Mako; Joined: 08/10/2004 at 21:18

Persona; Joined: 11/16/2008 at 02:57

And you're calling him a noob?
8 years ago
damn, mako is one of the oldest users around
8 years ago
not older than dik he's got grey pubes
8 years ago
dik is really, really old.
8 years ago
Really, really, REALLY old...
8 years ago
damn, kirk is going to be REALLY pissed off at thing
8 years ago
*this
8 years ago
Listen here motherfuckers. I'm gonna shit down your fucking noses. And that is after I kick the snot out of each of you.
8 years ago
dSwill gets a pass though.
8 years ago
maybe fugs too....he's british.
8 years ago
^travel stress
8 years ago
How are you, sir?
8 years ago
excellent..where are you at this time?
8 years ago
and my pubes are not grey ..but they are shaved into a heart shape
8 years ago
I was in San Francisco. I'm back home now.

My pubes are my natural color too. These cunts need to fuck off.
8 years ago
ya..fuck off cunts
8 years ago
my beard is getting really grey..haha
8 years ago
See?

...old.
8 years ago
(his pubes really are gray....um, and heart shaped)
8 years ago
Hahaha pics or it's not true
8 years ago
Im not sure if I going to laufh or cry, you people crack me up! hahahahahaha
8 years ago
you are a failure, go blow black cocks on another site fucking salami swallower
8 years ago
we called her hope.
8 years ago
recover password
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