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Happy Birthday

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by fries-please

submitted May 5th 2009

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Happy Birthday
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Repost?
8 years ago
Dunno?
8 years ago
So drums, what did you wish for?
8 years ago
let's wait for next year and see if he'll replace that with an M-80..
8 years ago
Why would you want to put something in your wang?
8 years ago
so you never tried it ?
8 years ago
^ phelsu obviously has
8 years ago
^ it was steve
8 years ago
my 4th 24 ounce beer and it's only 4:30. catch up punk
8 years ago
I just put something called St. Paulie girl to my lips. It's tasty and German.
only have three of em' though.
8 years ago
St.Paulies are nice.
8 years ago
The blond on the bottle has nice tits.
8 years ago
I'm slumming with keystone light because they were on sale at the bodega.
8 years ago
*jugs
8 years ago
i got no tits, but the were two for $3.00. 48 oz for $3.00 is a win/win situation.
8 years ago
I love my bodega.
The asian dude never I.D's me.
8 years ago
I'm never get good prices though.
In Tribeca, everything is mad cash.
8 years ago
owch. you need to buy bulk outside of the city. it definitely makes a difference
8 years ago
St. Pauli's special dark is better.
8 years ago
Why thank you. A little early though, my birthday is in two days.
8 years ago
We'll let you lick the frosting.
8 years ago
hahahahaha!
8 years ago
yak was asking me if there were any good pics going up tonight, and so i tell him that there wasn't. i mentioned this pic though, but it's not nearly as impressive as some other things that are shoved in penises on this site :P
8 years ago
Agreed.
8 years ago
I got some stuff for tomorrow that may entertain (I hope).
8 years ago
I just upped them (5) you should be able to see them.
8 years ago
I just upped 5 more, I compressed the animated Gif's as much as possible so I could keep the image size viewable while not eating up a shitload of bandwidth (281kb-starvinmarvin, 694kb-badtrip, 984kb-lonely).
8 years ago
dude she has a boyfriend, and Yak isn't gay. relax.
8 years ago
I do it for Admin, he's the shit.
8 years ago
duly noted.
8 years ago
where do you live J?
8 years ago
Actually, about 130km north of Yak.
8 years ago
jeez. no wonder you are so good at photochopping.

how do you meet girls that aren't Eskimos?
8 years ago
I'm not nearly as good as the other guys, I don't have any drawing talent. I just get ideas for things to throw together on a page.

As for Eskimos, Just live as close as possible to a major highway and there will always be white women.
8 years ago
lol, hey J, I need pm me, dirtyrottensteve@yahoo.com

i need a favor
8 years ago
wtf? pm me I need a favor^
8 years ago
Check your inbox.
8 years ago
130 km north of windsor? where?
8 years ago
You gonna get him to 'shop your head onto a body that isn't obese to send to some young boys, douche?
8 years ago
sloan, tell him to go fuck himself. He's a fucking joke who needs to learn how to do his own shit to groom kids.

Don't get sucked into his paedophile games.
8 years ago
Not Windsor, Saskatoon, the Battlefords.
8 years ago
shut your fucking dick hole oranje; don't sweat what I do because I certainly don't care what you do in your moms basement over in dicksinbuttsvilleshire.
8 years ago
and thank your girlfriend cruella for borrowing her jokes too.
8 years ago
yak lives in windsor now..as far as i know..if he lived just a little closer to me i'd put a bag of poop on his doorstep
8 years ago
Don't lie Dik...you would be blowing him
8 years ago
yes i am from saskatoon... i don't live there anymore tho
8 years ago
detroit jr? why would anybody live that close to mayhem and pestilence?
8 years ago
only 2 things come from saskatoon..deers and queers ..and i'm not seeing any antlers
8 years ago
whammy
8 years ago
i read yesterday that winsor is a poluted dump thanks to detroit
8 years ago
Uriah Heep:
The Magicians Birthday
Demons And Wizards
and etc
this "band" was the true real-life blueprint for Spinal Tap
8 years ago
I'm not into this whole penis-as-a-vagina thing. It's just not natural.
8 years ago
I agree.
8 years ago
Fuck you, I am not blowing that out.
8 years ago
*sings in Marilyn Monroe voice* "Happy Birthday, Mr. President..."
8 years ago
So Deja, what's the count up to now?
8 years ago
nope
5 years ago
fries voted this up twice.
5 years ago
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