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Fedor

Just too dominant.

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by Studebaker

submitted May 4th 2009

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The Scariest Man on the Planet.
9 years ago
Dude is sick.
9 years ago
He won the World Combat Sambo Championship 4 times. He truly is amazing.
9 years ago
he beat the fuck out of everyone elses favorite fighter, you cant say anything less than a god, as is alexander, hes just still in bloom.
9 years ago
i bet 1rish1 could take him.
9 years ago
all joking aside, this video scares the fuck out of me, its like he's intent on killing.
9 years ago
Alexander has one of the coolest tattoos ever.

http://tinyurl.com/cuutll
9 years ago
its kind of ironic how the "scariest" man on the planet is probably one of the nicest mma fighters in the world...
9 years ago
yea he doesnt put off a cocky vibe
9 years ago
He does seem nice, and he trains really fucking hard too. God, if I ever had to go into thunderdome with Fedor, I think I'd just use one of the weapons to kill myself. Guy is just scary, and his speed is sick.
9 years ago
how come he doesn't fight in the cage thing with the others?
9 years ago
He won't agree to UFC's terms.
9 years ago
'rish likes dominant men...
9 years ago
*dominating
9 years ago
Yeah Irish, that isn't gay at all, you fucking flamer.
9 years ago
You are the one that is associating it with homosexuality. I was refering to dominating other men on the mat. I could see how you could get confused. "The ground game is a big part of it, & it is only the people who have no idea what is going on who describe it as being like 'hugging'."
9 years ago
The 'hugging' part is just the bonus for you.
9 years ago
You want to hug my penis with your butthole but its not gonna happen.
9 years ago
There you go fantasising again. Seriously dude - see a shrink.
9 years ago
*fantasizing
9 years ago
Whammy!
9 years ago
Are you truly that dumb? I'm British - we don't use 'zs' like that.
9 years ago
what did you do all day cruel?



get owned on the internet all day?

check


find a job?









*crickets*
9 years ago
how come he won't agree to UFC's terms? Surely he would be good for business?
9 years ago
this thread is now about pwning Cruelhomo, the ufc discussion is a few dozen lines \/ that-a-way \/
9 years ago
Go and stand in the corner Badmin.
9 years ago
Fuck you Stool, and your corner.
9 years ago
sambo aint aloud in ufc..
9 years ago
That is the dumbest thing you've ever said on here.

And that is saying a lot.
9 years ago
Andrei Arlovski was a Junior World Sambo Champion.
9 years ago
"he beat the fuck out of everyone elses favorite fighter, you cant say anything less than a god, as is alexander, hes just still in bloom."

thought Mirko did alright, think he came within an inch of dropping Fedor with his high kick
9 years ago
I forgot about all my problems back in the sixth grade.
9 years ago
you mean coming out of the closet
9 years ago
6th grade was all the problem you needed.
9 years ago
why do you keep talking about 6th grade, you fucking spastic
9 years ago
i think he might be drunk
9 years ago
He thinks it's funny. It isn't.
9 years ago
I CAN FUCK HIM UP!
9 years ago
he would knock you out for asking. then stick his toe in your eye, then bring bruce lee back from the dead... then kill him in front of you again, just to show you his badassness. then kill you with den mok.
9 years ago
no he wouldnt
9 years ago
its dim mak
9 years ago
delayed death!
9 years ago
Dim sum.
9 years ago
dem bones
9 years ago
what i like about FE is that he doesn't act or talk like a douche. he just does his fucking job.
9 years ago
and gets fucked over and over again by his promoters.. poor ukrainian bastard.
9 years ago
and it's Emilianeko Fedor
9 years ago
why are you flipping his name around moistwarmth? fedor's his first name...
9 years ago
And it's 'Emelianenko'. Fucking Hell. Way to self-pwn...and he does it again further down, too.
9 years ago
Fedor is a monster. The only true great MMA fighter. Noone compares.
9 years ago
Know what id like to see ? Fedor v Slice, id love to see that fat black bag of shit get torn up in a matter of seconds.
9 years ago
Nah, Fedor should go to boxing. Thats where the money and a great legacy is at.
9 years ago
why would fedor fight kimbo slice? how would that even be a good fight?
there really is noone that is worth fighting fedor in mma at the moment...
its funny with fedors last fight.. tito ortiz was an announcer and he said that he wants to fight fedor, but only after fedor 'proved himself'.. i was just like 'i can't believe he can say that with a straight face..'
9 years ago
hed get raped in boxing. it just isnt his sport he needs his legs and takedowns.

boxing is too refined and narrowed for him to be effective
9 years ago
Fedor throws fairly well with speed and pin point ablity, he could stand toe to toe with a boxer.
9 years ago
He would rape boxing

Emilianeko is too refined for boxing's rules to effect him
9 years ago
morph, shut up, moron.

I watch boxing & I bet Fedor would KO most heavyweights
9 years ago
^ Exactly. I dont know what your talking about Morph. Look at Fedors boxing for one goddamn second. Quit looking at his legs and imagining you dipping them in batter and deep frying them.
9 years ago
shut your gate valentine
oranje.. morph might have a point despite his racial handicap
9 years ago
i mean why don't the big names in mma box if they could?..it is where the money is
9 years ago
no matter how many mma ufc fights i see..they are almost always boring to me..granted there's lots of boring boxing..i still can't get past the beating on a guy on the ground..seems unfair..let that dude get up
9 years ago
and the wrestling around.. jesus..and put some fucking shoes on
9 years ago
DIK me and you seem to agree that boxing is where the money is at. Fedor would dominate heavyweights. Look at his handspeed, and his pure punching power. He has that snap in his punches which is really special. Not all people have his natural born talent. He should go to boxing and make millions.
9 years ago
don't ever agree with me again
9 years ago
Sorry, dik, but you really shouldn't comment on MMA. No offence, but you must admit that you have no idea what you're talking about.

The ground game is a big part of it, & it is only the people who have no idea what is going on who describe it as being like 'hugging'. I don't even want to get started on your "i still can't get past the beating on a guy on the ground..seems unfair..let that dude get up" comment. Seriously, they both know it is part of the sport, they both train for it & it is very technical.

Lots of MMA fighters are very good at boxing, yet prefer to fight in MMA. Yes, without a doubt, compared to MMA, boxing is where the money is FOR THE TOP FEW, & it is also a VERY corrupt sport where fights are fixed, fighters dodge real competition & pad out records with tomato cans.

MMA puts up the best fighters against one another, it's far more noble & without a doubt requires more skills than boxing TO BE A GREAT FIGHTER like Fedor, GSP etc...
9 years ago
& pointing out a MMA fighters boxing ability in an MMA fight is simply retarded. Their stance for example, that is completely dictated by the basics of the sport & the fact they have to be aware of take downs/kicks etc.
9 years ago
Wow, Oranje, you sure are knowledgeable.
9 years ago
Unlike yourself.
9 years ago
I guarantee you that on this subject I am a bit more knowledgeable than you are.
9 years ago
Is the subject 'How to extract ejaculate from a man's penis with only one's mouth'?
I agree with you.
9 years ago
...before some retard tries to be 'smart' the word 'ejaculate' is a noun as well as a verb.
9 years ago
No, Cruel, thats your area of expertise. I would never try to out do you on that one. That would be like someone trying to correct grammar with you around.
9 years ago
'outdo'
9 years ago
I thought so but I wasn't sure.
9 years ago
You should try to find a job where the necessary skills are good grammar, being fat, and sucking dick.
9 years ago
No, I won't be your father.
9 years ago
You couldn't be my dad. You don't have it in you.
9 years ago
he should try to find a job where they actually PAY you to suck anonymous black cock in a dark booth through a hole
9 years ago
being that you do it for free and all
9 years ago
My dad is much wittier and meaner than you could ever dream of being. He also knows how to hold down a job.
9 years ago
You could be my little sister though if you want to be.
9 years ago
he's got the bitch tits for it
9 years ago
You came from your dad's sperm. It therefore follows that your father is a total raging homo, with ginger hair and no bollocks...except in his mouth.
9 years ago
You swallowed your dad's sperm.
9 years ago
1rish1's dad must have had sex with a woman at some point for the result to be little Brad
9 years ago
Nope. Rish's mom visitted the local gay park at night, picked up the first used condom she found in a nearby bush, turned it inside-out, stuck it on her hairbrush handle...and fapped for a few minutes.
Abracadabra! Rish was on his way.
9 years ago
bradley cockgobbler cruelhomo junior
9 years ago
Well that would be the only way that you could be my father Cruel.
9 years ago
rofl
9 years ago
Genius.
9 years ago
Predictable flamebait from Cruel.

Morph is pretty much right.
As Fedor stands at the moment, he is not a world champion boxer. However it would be interesting to see where he could get with a few years solid boxing training after some lower-level warm up fights. Problem is that he would get rushed through to a big fight before he was ready and would lose... probably
9 years ago
By the way, Cruel, the word is "visited".
9 years ago
If you are going to spend so much time correcting other people's grammar and spelling you should probably put a little more effort into yours. That kind of work ethic is probably why you are unemployed.
9 years ago
damn you badmin, your fucking mma thread is not here either.
9 years ago
i dont even like mma anyway... I'll just go back to lurking. Its what I do best - this web 1.0 refresh shit is far too much for me.
9 years ago
good, take cruel, whunu/invalid, plantshit & the plethora of noobs with ya
9 years ago
whunu is not welcome, Stool neither. Planty can come.
9 years ago
i liek mma im no expert but crossing sports is almost always death for the one making the move. theres no way hed make a big enough impact on boxing he needs way too much time to really get the boxing mentality.



Please get off his hairy fed nuts. just cause your a groupie dosent mean hed Pwn any kind of sport.

Please all of you fuck off.
9 years ago
Hey, Morph, unless anyone wants to discuss animae or menthol cigarettes then why don't you just keep quiet?
9 years ago
well since youre a mma groupie. and that all you seem to know... hop of the hairy man sac would you.

theyre two different sports. am i saying one is better than the other? no.. im being unbiased. you clearly arent.

Next youll be telling me a cricket player would be a great baseball player. or a soccer player would make a good track star.

Just shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
Stick to basketball, homie.
9 years ago
stick to sucking cock and calling it MMa you queer.

i knwo youre an asshole but to think youre the end all to mma is really just pathetic.

try taking a neutral position. genius.
9 years ago
I don't know why you have to try to be so hurtful.
9 years ago
I don't think I'm the end all, I just know that you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to this shit.
9 years ago
Try not sounding like an ignorant faggot.
9 years ago
kk this is why you will never amount to anything.



again be realistic. if hed be soo dominant then why not do it? hed make far more and thered be no doubt hed be the baddest man on the planet in two different sports?

why dosent he?



cause its not that simple and hed be out of his element.

in closing you dont know shit. especially about boxing so dont start saying shit about a sport you clearly know nothing about. again hop off the hairy man sack you Faggot ass MMA cock sucking groupie.
9 years ago
oh im sorry fedor would also be great at football ANd bowling

hes just soo damn cool!



irish will be just as good as him cause he says so .
9 years ago
For all you know he is great at bowling. You are the one who doesn't know shit about what you're talking about, but its cool, we've come to expect that from you.
9 years ago
For the record, I never even insinuated that he would "be soo dominant" at boxing. So you need to hop off my nuts.
9 years ago
Didn't Anderson Silva say he'd like to box Mayweather?
9 years ago
Roy jones jr.*
9 years ago
Mayweather is a light dude.
9 years ago
Hey just out of curiosity... is there anyway we could see Fedor vs Lesnar? I am not even sure if they are in the same weight class...
9 years ago
Lesnar vs Carwin
9 years ago
It would be fun to watch him knock Lesnar on his ass, but it wouldn't be much of a fight.
9 years ago
lesnar would look like a complete amateur. fuck.. frank mir'll beat his ass again soon enough
9 years ago
Precisely.
mir submitted him, and Fedor is even better than mir when it comes to submissions.
9 years ago
yes they are the same weightclass... but most likely will never happen because of the ufc's horrible contracts... fedor doesn't really care about money.. fedors management does, but fedor really only cares about being able to fight in the sambo tournaments every year in russia, problem is ufc contracts specifically forbid fighting for any other organization... basically ufc contracts make the persona piece of property...
9 years ago
Dana White is a stupid cunt at times. Just agree to whatever in order to get Fedor in the octagon...before he becomes too old, and loses his phenomenal talent. He's only human after all...despite the rumors.
9 years ago
...but to be honest, the heavyweight division is rather boring these days. I'd rather see Fedor at light heavyweight in the UFC...or just let him take both belts.
9 years ago
hands down Fedor is one BAD MOTHERFUCKER
9 years ago
men fight standing up with shoes on
9 years ago
Not this one.
9 years ago
how come this guy fights in a ring? is he in a different thing than ufc?
9 years ago
Most of those were Pride fights which take place in a ring.
9 years ago
uhh dik are you a fucking idiot?
9 years ago
no
9 years ago
if you were slightly smarter i'd be offended
9 years ago
Theres different types of MMA events dik, this is mainly Pride, which takes place in tokyo, wheras the "cage" one, is UFC. Fedor wont go to UFC because he wont aggree terms, which is a shame, because im pretty sure he'd tear a few of the "big names" up.
9 years ago
maybe he's scared..sounds like boxing..fight who you want
9 years ago
No, dik...just...no.
9 years ago
while fedors management does basically try to pick and choose his fights, fedor has never backed away from a fight for questionable reasons... i wouldn't sign a contract with the ufc either anymore... they now have no control over sponsorship either.. its fucking stupid
9 years ago
Fedor is 4 and 0 against former UFC heavyweight champions. 3 of them were first round knockouts.

damn.
9 years ago
That is because he is simply amazing. Like me, only in a different way.
9 years ago
all that stupid bullshit talk and just some seconds of ring action
9 years ago
Why dont you suck Fedor's dick already Orange...boxing is more one dimensional but takes alot more skill to be great then mma...i mean if a fuckin wwf wrestler can be the ufc heavyweight champ that says something..get off mma's dick faggot
9 years ago
Yeah, good one.
9 years ago
yes, because brock lesnar wasn't a great wrestler in the first place (real wrestling not wwe wrestling).... oh wait.. he was... brock lesnar is a genetic freak basically.. someone that is that large shouldn't be as fast as he is.. thats what makes him dangerous...
how does boxing take more skill than mma tho? thats what i'm not sure about? you said it yourself... boxing is more one dimensional... it can't take more skill if its only one dimension...
9 years ago
I know pro boxers, with winning records, that do MMA. So the whole takes more skill to box is bullshit. They have the boxing skills and they have decent jiu-jitsu, and wrestling, and judo, and kickboxing skills too.
9 years ago
how many mma fighters go to boxing? they cant and the ones who try wont make it...you guys are right the money is in boxing so why is every1 tryna be an mma fighter knowing theyll make less money? Brock lesnar would get KTFO if he was a pro boxer, but not a pro mma fighter..
9 years ago
and i said alot more skill to be GREAT...Fedor is a natural born fighter...natural born fighters dont necessarily dominate at boxing... a smart boxer will beat a natural fighter any day
9 years ago
Are you stupid? If a boxer is more skilled then why don't you see any straight boxers go MMA? If they were that much better then why not pick up paychecks in both sports?
9 years ago
Thats stupid to say that it takes more skill to be successful as a boxer than a MMA. By definition the MMA has more skills because he has to be well versed at everything.
9 years ago
You take any top level boxer and put him against a top level MMA and he will get destroyed the second he gets taken down.
9 years ago
you guys are missing the point..did i say put a boxer in a mma fight? no i didnt..im saying the better trained boxer wins the fight...not the better "freak of nature" like mma..it goes both ways..a top notch mma fighter would loose to a boxer in the ring too...u cant compare them like that
9 years ago
you are whipping an expired quadruped, endo...
try to keep up
9 years ago
this guy has his points. But I think the skill level (as in more or less) is pretty irrelevant. It's a different sport with different objectives. Give fedor a year to train for a boxing match and who knows what would happen. Just think you're biased in that boxing takes more patience and battle strategy, while mma is a free for all and thinking this is a trade of skill. And also, the better trained boxer doesn't always win, the underdog little bitch can catch him.. just like in mma.
9 years ago
I'd say the underdog catches a lucky punch or kick in MMA more so than in boxing just do to the lack of protection.
9 years ago
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