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Point for the UK

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by PatrickBateman

submitted May 1st 2009

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Point for the UK
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god damn you limey fucking tea drinking bastards
8 years ago
That's actually pretty funny. Besides I didn't know mucho goers believed in "god".
8 years ago
Gerald is god, watch the schizo vid
8 years ago
I am curious why Charles Darwin is on that banknote? I know he wrote up the evolution of species theory... did he also do something else??
8 years ago
god you suck
8 years ago
it also sucks you're not very original tonight...
8 years ago
uh, wtf?
8 years ago
he invented cheese
8 years ago
Wario=FAIL
8 years ago
Darwin listened to Chaka Khan.
8 years ago
DeadMan, did you figure that out in the whole month n a half you've been here? Way to fit in faggot, go put your head in an elevator while you stand outside of it.
8 years ago
by that logic Ben Franklin shouldn't be on the $100 because he was never president.
8 years ago
The most important biological discovery in history.
8 years ago
Fucking hell Wario, are you retarded today?

It's English money & he is a very famous Englishman. The theory of evolution is HUUUUGE!

Why the hell do you think he wouldn't be on it? Are you a creationist who sees the theory of evolution is of little significance?
8 years ago
*as of....'is of' seems to agree that it is & it isn't.
8 years ago
bifocals and electricity = win!
antiquated pipe-dream theories about the origins of man = lose
america, fuck yeah
8 years ago
An American thinking can have a 'who invented more' arguement with a Brit = Fail.
8 years ago
Who do you think invented your system?
8 years ago
Not you.
8 years ago
haha, not where i was going with that at all...
just trying to say that there are about as many holes in evolution as there are in creationism...
and that bifocals and electricity are still used every single minute some 200 years later
8 years ago
and what system??
8 years ago
hate to burst your bubble but no one invented electricity, just the technology to detect and eventually harness it, and somebody else on the other side of the world was doing the same experiments at the same time and would have eventually ended up at a similar conclusion as well.
8 years ago
true... but if you notice i never used the word 'invent'
8 years ago
ben franklin was the first so he perma-wins for america
8 years ago
woah... woah... fucking woah...

"there are about as many holes in evolution as there are in creationism"

you can't be fucking serious can you?

please give me your rundown of the "holes" that are in both that you perceive please, because i think that everyone would get quite the laugh..
8 years ago
"Well children, the thing with the theory of evolution is that it is a theory, just like the theory that god created the world. Creationism is thus a valid, alternative way of explaining the answer to life the universe and everything and should be given equal status alongside the 'theory' of evolution - especially in schools."

+1 team GB
8 years ago
*waiting in anticipation for badmin to be violently ass raped*
8 years ago
*with a chainsaw
8 years ago
yeah badmin, i don't get how in america they are even considering teaching creationism in schools as required learning... why not teach the theory that xenu sent all these souls to earth.. i mean thats a theory too isn't it? fucking ridiculous..
the main difference between the two """THEORIES""" is evolution is actually backed up by various other sciences, while creationism actually goes against other well established sciences.. such as geology....
8 years ago
but fossils are a government conspiracy to over through the church, along with carbon dating and standard candles in astronomy
8 years ago
here we go again
8 years ago
when it comes to inventions you gotta hand it to the french for creating the tickler
8 years ago
wow, hell no, fuck creationism, do I ever visit Europe? no, I'd like to but I can't afford it, I guess a simple questions gets a bitchsmack here and being called a failure and a fucktard... whatever...
8 years ago
It's the usual response from people that don't know the real answers, so they call you names to try and cover up.
8 years ago
being that there isn't enough scientific proof to make the theory of evolution a solid fact, it remains just a theory and is therefore just as fallible as creationism...
*advocates neither*
flash forward 1000 years:
'what idiots they were back then... i can't believe anybody would believe the theory of evolution'
8 years ago
they will have discovered that the earth was populated by aliens by then
hey metal, are there still hot chicks 1000 years in the future and get the sports scores for the next 1000 years so we can make a living off bets
8 years ago
no biff
8 years ago
the difference here metalface is you aren't able to grasp the difference between a wild claim that humans and dinosaurs lived together 5000 years ago and a theory that has a lot of biological, archeological, and geological evidence to back up the theory.

you can't just make something up and say its a theory when there are things that can instantly disprove it, nor can you claim that they are both just as valid just because they are both theories... creationism is of course bullshit its just as much bullshit as the bible... trying to bring faith into science is just retarded.
8 years ago
Done and done.
8 years ago
Everything is theory besides math. The argument, among scientists and logical thinkers in general, is probability. Since we as humans are limited by our perceptions, we go off our best judgments through trial and error, philosophy, etc. Evolution is our best guess, just as that of gravity does exist is our best guess.
For some people to aggressively lump up a 2000 year old book (about 1500 years before modern science/technology) with present day information as "our best worked out guess" is arrogant at best and pathetic/catastrophic at worst.
Does it mean evolution is correct? No. But is it the closest things our collected minds have come up with? yes. So we teach it to others, so they can study it further to prove it to be more true, or disprove it. It's called advancement.
8 years ago
*1500 years before modern science in that area
8 years ago
your mother sucks cocks in hell!
8 years ago
jeez, did anybody even read my post?!?!?
i said they both suck
8 years ago
they don't both suck.. thats the problem.. just because evolution might not be 100% fact, does not make it 100% false...
8 years ago
evolution is sound and swine flu is evidence of practical evolution

8 years ago
evolution is the worst theory for the history of man except for every other theory
8 years ago
lol no
8 years ago
yeah, its too bad that people aren't still in the dark ages believing in make believe monsters not trying to actually find the answer to anything...
8 years ago
haha!
you'd be the lord
feudalism ftw
8 years ago
i've got a monster in my pants that's evolving as we speak
8 years ago
DeadSkinMask, if you think gravity is a guess, just try jumping off a high building. My guess is you won't question anything else..
8 years ago
I'm in favor of Yak's pro-evolution ways. Evolution is absolutely awesome, and it will be great to see where it takes us in the future.
8 years ago
MetalFace you need to re-read 1984 because you're suffering from double-speech
8 years ago
if i jump off a bridge 100000 times and i fall every time, does that mean the next time i jump i will fall? no. will i probably fall? yes
8 years ago
You think you're gonna wear gravity out, do you? Don't tell me that gravity is just a theory, you moose-knuckle.
8 years ago
has anyone else forgotten what website we're on? this is mucho not fucking points of view.
8 years ago
And who, exactly, do you think you fucking are? We don't need a cunt like you to tell us we're on Mucho. So you can take your 20 comments and stuff them up your flabby anus. Don't even bother replying because you're opinion is worth shit.
8 years ago
whoops, i guess my sarcasm didnt really translate into Canadian Yak. I thought either the quotation marks or the otherwise contradictory +1 Team GB would give it away. My bad.
8 years ago
....or my hitchhikers guide to the galaxy quote for that matter. How can anyone who likes that believe in God?
8 years ago
I use the idea that nothing but math can be 100% proven. It's all probability on everything else.. even if it is 99.9999999etc. percent.
8 years ago
I thought Darwin was a sciencetist who believed in God, till his death, and his reseach actually stregthened his beliefs?
8 years ago
can we have that in English
8 years ago
Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! FTW!!!!
8 years ago
Makes me want to move to England.
8 years ago
whats stopping you?..oh i know,its a big island of shit and bad teeth
8 years ago
not to mention the horribe weather
8 years ago
And chavs
8 years ago
it's all adds to the charm of England
8 years ago
Aren't there vampires in england?
8 years ago
why do english ppl have bad teeth?
8 years ago
They don't, but Mongolians do... I'm sure of it.
8 years ago
Chavs can be avoided, just live somewhere worth shit.
8 years ago
Fortunately, all the Indians moving there will erase the myth of bad tee...oh, never mind.
8 years ago
OozeYeti: places worth shit are full of chavs precisely because they are worth shit (or vice versa).
8 years ago
Who would want to live in the U.K. anyway? There are millions of cameras watching your every move. Not to mention the horse tooth jackass syndrome.
8 years ago
One camera per 10 people so I here. That's kinda awesome in a 1984 kinda way.
8 years ago
*so I 'hear'
8 years ago
shut up dickface, nobody cares what you think
8 years ago
The cctv cameras aren't a problem if you're not breaking the law. Unless you're a freak, the chances of being singled out to be monitored are pretty remote.
8 years ago
i'm not a big fan of the wiretap laws in the uk... although in america its just as bad now...
8 years ago
which is exactly why I'm afraid to do anything with computers that could remotely get me in trouble now, in fact I'm pretty sure I'm already on the Persons of Interest list and can't wait to get the fuck out of this country
(and no, not for child porn either you sick fuckers!)
8 years ago
where would you go?
8 years ago
right now, anywhere i can find a job which with my skill set and experience I can get into just about any country I want but something far enough away from the states (south america or mediterranean) but not too far (aussie)
8 years ago
in fact, I am currently looking into cruise ships which would be a dream job for me and the pay is ridiculously high :)
8 years ago
Going on holiday on a cruise in the mediterranean is something, but getting PAID to ride on it, you're right, that is a dream job!
8 years ago
i hear you can get a good cruise job going around somalia and the straight of hormuz
8 years ago
the fisherman are friendly and knowledgeable too
8 years ago
most people who do cruise jobs end their term (usually its a fixed amount of time) with almost no money because they blow it all on the ship...
same with resorts.... i know a person that was getting like 25$/hour free room and board in jasper... ended up spending it all on booze and shit.. i guess its super common
8 years ago
i would stock my room full of booze and scumbags and food. problem solved.
8 years ago
I'm not really a partier, I don't drink much, gamble or do crazy shit so I would really just sit in my room and mucho at night just like I do here, probably find some pussy here and there but that is the extent of it
8 years ago
If you ever get the chance, go to Malta, very nice.
8 years ago
Everyone pretty much speaks English and they love the British. The chicks are smoking and the weather is perfect, at the least in October it is.
8 years ago
most chix would look hot compared to them fat horse toothed slags running around the U.K.
8 years ago
AND THE FIGHT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!
8 years ago
I think it's just a an english meth, so I'm out this fight.
8 years ago
oh i meant the pacman hatton fight :P
8 years ago
threw me off too, don't follow fighting.
the race just ending (my driver won again :D) and now watching scrubs reruns
8 years ago
What?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me about that? Is it already over in UK television?
8 years ago
round one pacman... 2 knockdowns for him... hatton almost didnt get up...
its now round 2
pacmans faster than light
8 years ago
i suppose that's not on normal tv
8 years ago
AND ITS OVER
8 years ago
I need to find a career. My job now is good but not a career. I'm going to talk to some recruiters and see what it would take to get an electronics technician MOS and what the bonuses would be and then lose 50 pounds
8 years ago
over that quick yak? Fuck pacman is the shit. The weigh in he made hatton look like a little girl
8 years ago
wow @ the punch that ended it ;/
8 years ago
Drums?
ever think of becoming a Postal Inspector?
...i could see it
8 years ago
great hook
8 years ago
yak did you happen to record it? and if so think you can get a vid of it for the next update (not the one tonight as that maybe too much)
8 years ago
too easy for manny though... almost ridiculous, like that other fight against "the sissy boy"
8 years ago
they are replaying it on mma-tv.net right now..
8 years ago
UK? :(
8 years ago
its going up tonight if you haven't seen it btw.
8 years ago
awesome
8 years ago
that's funny
8 years ago
gringos: pwnd
8 years ago
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8 years ago
youre a wetback or somethin?
8 years ago
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8 years ago
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8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
we pwn ur stupid american arses (asses)
8 years ago
well you do have the outback...
8 years ago
i'm not even gonna bother repling to that exojizz
8 years ago
Yeah well...still doesn't explain why those GD Brits have horrible teeth
8 years ago
Charles Darwin is a fucking moron.
8 years ago
ya what an idiot
8 years ago
although he did invent the monacle
8 years ago
and cheese
8 years ago
charles darwin wrote "devil went down to georgia"
8 years ago
i know what's going on
schools out so there's a mass influx of noobs
8 years ago
charles Darwin died sucking ape dick.
8 years ago
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