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Chicken and Watermellon

Dave Chappelle

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by BigDumbHippy

submitted April 30th 2009

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fuck watermelon gimme some roscoes mother fucker
8 years ago
I like fried chicken and watermelon
8 years ago
i really don't care for watermelon... fried chicken tho is another story...
8 years ago
Something is wrong with you yak!
8 years ago
apparently :/
8 years ago
Chicken n waffles is great and I'm white.
8 years ago
Prove it!
8 years ago
did anyone get a piece of the free grilled chicken at kfc when they were handing it out on the 27th this week? i went to several different locations and got nine pieces total for free that day lol.
8 years ago
Nine free chicken pieces and only $20 spentin fuel collecting them...
8 years ago
And he claims to be white.
8 years ago
there are 3 restaurants within 10 miles of where i live and i drive a civic. i may have used all of 2 gallons of gas whenever a 10 piece bucket is $17.99. i think i did okay.
8 years ago
Grape 'joose' is nasty but it gets you fucked up.
8 years ago
ISF! Joose is so fucking CRAZY! My friend crashed her car a month ago on Joose! She ran into a parked dump druck! Dumb ass! Neway...Joose of any flavor is BAD! It's like alcohol on crack!
*DISCLAIMER!
1.) Every dumb ass who reads this and wants to try Joose...Is a DUMBASS
2.)If you post after this and say..."who cares about you life"...that would be expected...
8 years ago
i am curious as to what this joose is now...
8 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joose_(drink)
8 years ago
oh.. an alcoholic energy drink.. something stupid kids drink because they haven't learned how to drink proper booze ;/
8 years ago
thank you yak...*end of convo*
8 years ago
Fuck you tardboy, the "convo" is over when it's over. And it aint over yet!
8 years ago
Who cares about dush, i want some joose.
8 years ago
If you post after this and say..."who cares about you life"...that would be expected...


If you knew that no one gave a shit, why still comment?
8 years ago
Don't listen to him Dush, I still care.
8 years ago
9.9 %
Gets you more fucked up for the amount you drink.
8 years ago
dont this they sell it in Ozzie land
8 years ago
Dave Chapelle is the greatest nigger comic around...HAHAHAAA!(Dave Chapelle Style NIGGA!)
8 years ago
I think he might be the all-time funniest comic period.At least top 5
8 years ago
um, and this is ment to be better than "unfunny brit comedians"
what the fuck, hes just rambling about food, there was no fucking jokes involved
8 years ago
i mean seriously, even the most basic of joke is setup-punchline. where was either? "i like chiken AND watermelon"
OMG THATS SO FUNNY.
8 years ago
"id do adverts for chicken for free"
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
8 years ago
you just keep thinking inside that little box of yours, its all save and smug in there isn't it? away from all this scary and confusing change, adaptation and open-mindedism
8 years ago
I want some grape drink, baby!
8 years ago
"away from all this scary and confusing change, adaptation and open-mindedism"
you make comedy sound boring
8 years ago
haha, old but still made me laugh
8 years ago
Fuck you all.. show me one mother fucker who dont like chicken. especially fried.

that shit is universally good.


im not a watermellon fan but ill have it in a fruit salad.
8 years ago
you are right, most people, especially southerners, like fried chicken and watermelon
8 years ago
Watermelon's nice, but I don't like fried chicken. Non-fried chicken maybe, but not fried.
8 years ago
Watermelon is the greatest fruit ever. Fact.
8 years ago
elton john is
8 years ago
Gimmie your cocktail...FRUIT!!
8 years ago
i cant because if i give you my fruitcaocktail you want it everyday
8 years ago
wait a minute my avatar is the squirrelmaster
8 years ago
It's a shame he lost his damn mind.
8 years ago
i want that purple stuff
8 years ago
Sunny D is just sugar flavoured water really
8 years ago
oddly enough i used to despise sunny D when I was younger but now its not so bad, which is the opposite of most of my childhood tastes, stuff that was good then is now gross
8 years ago
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