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Real Superhero

any bets on how long he takes to get shot?

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by BiffMcBifferson

submitted April 30th 2009

79 comments
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comments (79)
that super hero chick had a tight ass
8 years ago
And come stains on her "uniform",
8 years ago
Is that "The Bumblebee"
8 years ago
I was actually thinking of submitting this. Really ridiculous how serious these guys take themselves, especially that comment about the bum at the end.
8 years ago
They all sounded incredibly nerdy. If you are going to say you are a superhero at least hit the gym or show us what you can do physically. I can't wait until they get into some serious shit and either die or run away after peeing themselves.
8 years ago
Do you know ANYTHING about a comic book...fucking FAILURE!
8 years ago
the only satisfying thing about this is one talked about getting his ass kicked.
8 years ago
Superhero eh?
Can you jump really high things? No.
Ok, can you fly? Er, no.
Well how about climbing stuff? Not really.
Well, what can you do? Er, I can bend my thumb right
back to touch my arm...
Ok, thanks bye.
8 years ago
I would love to see this guy try to stop a real criminal but that wont happen because he would never step foot in the ghetto
8 years ago
Well...at least people like this give cops and firefighters a good name as the real superheros:)
8 years ago
people like this give cops and firefighters someone to save
8 years ago
"I would love to see this guy try to stop a real criminal but that wont happen because he would never step foot in the ghetto"

hahahaha

That is some genuine racism, right there!
8 years ago
Mucho actually has it's own superhero.
8 years ago
Thank You
8 years ago
^The Punisher.
8 years ago
in real life tool could fuck people up
8 years ago
Someone should give that guy a swift kick in the nuts and see if he loses his 'super hero powers'
8 years ago
What?! No Ryoga?
8 years ago
No comment...
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
lmao!!!! Good one!
8 years ago
Id fuck the hell outta SHEREE PAOLELLO!*
8 years ago
Okay now we HAVE to create a group of super villains, anyone care to join?
8 years ago
I'm in!
8 years ago
^First spot!
8 years ago
^ The Prepubertal Gay Boys Club has officially copyrighted their "mascot", just so you know
8 years ago
AM I THAT GUY!!!???? YESSSSSS!!!
8 years ago
prepubertal? is that even a word?
8 years ago
Yeah, it means like finding your first hair.
8 years ago
it is actually prepubescent but half of the shit that come out of possum is all fucked up so its normal
how is that 24 drug fast coming poss?
8 years ago
possum, do I need to back you up here. Come on do your own work.
Prepubertal: of, relating to, being in, or occurring in prepuberty <prepubertal children> <prepubertal growth>
8 years ago
You know, I had to walk upstairs to get the dictionary and I'm getting old. FUCK!
8 years ago
okay so there are two different words that mean the same thing (big surprise in the fucking english language!) but I have never heard of the other one.
I just say tween anyway, its a much more friendly word when pointing out pedos
8 years ago
dwhill, I'm sure there are lots of words in the English language you haven't heart. Like "sequelae", "pestle" or "bathe".
8 years ago
three strikes, you are out smerf. good job picking terms familiar to the medical field that you thought were obscure but working in a medical clinic and being a math and science nerd those were easy
8 years ago
thanks tool
8 years ago
...actually, pestle came from the field of culinary arts (cooking).

Bonus points to me, just because you think "bathe" is an obscure word.
8 years ago
I said 'familiar to' not 'originated from' and I also said 'you thought were obsure' not me
I obviously ignored bathe on purpose as to not stoop to that level of childish insult
8 years ago
Hey, I picked bathe to imply that you, in fact, didn't. Your decision that it could be described as "obscure" was your own, not mine.
8 years ago
And this is mucho. Childish insults it what we do here.
8 years ago
touche, new content, moving on
8 years ago
...on your mom! Yeah!

Sorry, didn't resist!
8 years ago
shut up dwill, spammy lame noob
8 years ago
haha, poor elpiss, he has to follow behind me, hiding in the day old shit to get in insults. I really do pity you and would even care a little if you were so god damn ignorant and annoying, now run back into hiding elwhunu!
8 years ago
*weren't
(for you OJ)
8 years ago
youre spammy ass is everywhere around here, noob shut the fuck up already
8 years ago
dont think youre anything else than some lame dumbass nerd.
8 years ago
crying about it might help a little, i'm not sure what else you can do though, get used to it and if you don't like it then GTFO!
have a nice night :)
8 years ago
one gun and the superhero is gone
8 years ago
You know nothing about forensics!
8 years ago
Hes still gone forensics or not.
8 years ago
Better yet, 15 shotguns and you don't have to worry about the forensics.
8 years ago
Hell yeah, Wall Creaper!
8 years ago
I was waiting for a huge black dude to randomly knock one of them out, like what happened to that 'tard in the fast food joint.
8 years ago
No comment...
8 years ago
no body cares. Go die
8 years ago
You're such a fag.

You do realise that you're just as deluded as these guys, right?
8 years ago
If not much worse..
8 years ago
He's probably on that website they were talking about
8 years ago
These guy maybe a half retarded nerdy ass son of a bitch that masturbates furiously to the thought of 13 yr old girls...but damn he's cool!
8 years ago
^ reading that made me nervous.
8 years ago
Reminded me of the people here.
8 years ago
Well i dont forsee this happening in Oakland anytime soon
8 years ago
Lol, would be a sight!
8 years ago
holy shit, lol, those homeless guys. "This aint easter"
8 years ago
are you making fun of me?
8 years ago
Morph is Aclyptico
8 years ago
I know the Bengals suck and all but someone must be really bored.
8 years ago
I laughed at that fat pear shaped bee guy.
8 years ago
They will pee their pants and cry for help as soon as someone raises a fist against them.
8 years ago
lmfao.... that bum was so drunk he mixed up easter and halloween
8 years ago
www.superheroregistry.com/RyogaVee
8 years ago
Here are my picture submissions. It's about a months worth. http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm
8 years ago
Angle Grinder Man, might be OJ or Cruel wearing a wig.
8 years ago
this made my day
8 years ago
I can't wait to go to Cincinnati next month.
8 years ago
That 'shadow heir' guy sounds like Evan from Superbad.
8 years ago
This is fucking gay! Retarded people saw Watchmen, and this is what they do. Dumb Fucks!
8 years ago
Except, this has been around since long before the movie. So, you fail.
8 years ago
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