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Kyle Maynard - Crab style

He skitters like a crab.....

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by Typical

submitted April 28th 2009

111 comments
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comments (111)
Lol dog style mixed with bull charge. What the fuck was he trying to do the whole time?
9 years ago
who the fuck let him fight??!! that would be a slaughter if he fought someone with any skill
9 years ago
The other guy was clearly not attempting to do a damn thing. This is just silly.
9 years ago
The tall must be one of the #1 pound for pound in the world. He fights just like Anderson Silva.
9 years ago
That guy tried to sock him good, good for him.
9 years ago
This took place last Saturday in Auburn. Some of my teammates fought on this card.
9 years ago
Maynard is a really good wrestler. This is a lose lose situation. I don't see why anyone would take this fight. On one hand if you lose you lost to the guy with no arms or legs and if you win you beat up a guy with no arms or legs.
9 years ago
That being said, I bet he would demolish most of the people on here, Cruel especially.
9 years ago
if you are getting paid and have a 0-2 record (like that guy) you might not think its a lose-lose situation..
i don't know how anyone could have thought maynard stood a chance at all tho.. the fucking stupid thing is the guy who he fought weight like 135lbs.. just like what maynard weighed in at (without legs or arms....)
9 years ago
sure.. if the people were stupid enough to let him get close... we were thinking about the 'tale of the tape' for this fight when it was announced like a month ago:
strengths: immune to submissions
weakness: no arms or legs
9 years ago
Of course he did. Its organized by weight class. How else would they do it?
9 years ago
I've seen him wrestle before. He is no joke.
9 years ago
um i don't know.. just off of the top of my head... NOT DO IT? i mean its no shock that he can't get sanctioned to fight pro pretty much anywhere...
9 years ago
You also can't kick him because he always has more that 2 points of contact at all times.
9 years ago
So this wasn't MMA at the Special Olympics?
9 years ago
kicks were disallowed before the fight, but as far as 'more than two points of contact' that isn't true...
they also made him put mma gloves on.. but the tape kept falling off that were holding the gloves onto his nubs because of the humidity.....
9 years ago
Of course two points of contact is true. Those are the rules.
9 years ago
Nevermind, I see what you mean.
9 years ago
Idiot
9 years ago
You are the idiot.
9 years ago
fat fuck thinking he's all MMA. everytime theres a fight video on here, i can always 100% guarantee that 1rish1 has something to say about it.
9 years ago
It's funny you said what you said Rish. Not because you're witty...just because you're a raging homo and very predictable.
This 'fight' pretty much sums up what a fight between myself and luckyCharms would look like...except I wouldn't pity his midget ass...I'd just pick him up and throw him on his little head.
Jus like that, I thank you.
9 years ago
I would slap you in the face with my dick.
9 years ago
I didn't realise you could slap anything with 2 inches. I'll get reaaaalllly close for you, okay?
9 years ago
I was going to show what a silly little doeche bag GaymieT is by going to the "fights" tag and counting how many on the first page I didn't comment on but he isn't worth the effort so I just looked at the first MMA vid I saw other than this one and sure enough not a single comment from me.

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/really_long_mma_fight-57117/tag/fights
9 years ago
As a matter of fact, I never even watched that one.
9 years ago
Well...it was really shit and of low quality...kinda like any time you comment or enter any ring of any kind...even dik's ring.
9 years ago
my old roomate almost got his ass kicked by an amputee lmao
6 years ago
That almost went as bad as cruel's last job interview.
9 years ago
BAM!
9 years ago
They asked me if I had any special skills...and I replied:
'I roll perfect joints every time and can make any woman cum within 2 minutes using just the tip of my tongue.'
They seemed impressed, but I didn't get hired.
9 years ago
were sory ur just not mcdonalds material, gud luck next time.
9 years ago
whats he gonna do, nub you to death?
9 years ago
well.. if a persons torso weighs 135, if he had all his full limbs he would be close to 200lbs... so i IMAGINE if he ever caught up to the person that has actual mobility if they weighed 135 he would probably break the persons bones ;/
9 years ago
But how? Can he manipulate The Force or something?
9 years ago
The guy is a good wrestler.
9 years ago
because if his torso weighs 135lbs mrubermonkey, he is probably one of the strongest 135lb humans alive... considering his frame is that of a 200lb guy...
i believe he broke some record for lifting weights too when he was like 16 because of that
9 years ago
How does he hold the weights without hands?
9 years ago
you might not believe this... but they actually chain them to his arms ;/
9 years ago
youre right... i dont believe it
9 years ago
That strongest 135lb thing is nonsense. What about those wheelchair athletes...especially basketballers? Those guys can snap a man in two with one hand.
And then...there's the 135lb retards...like Screech.
9 years ago
12-lbs of that is jew conk
9 years ago
*penis
9 years ago
ummm.. is there biting allowed in that cage or something?? cuzzzz..... yeah.
9 years ago
"Bitch you already know what it is! Die from The Crab, now I gotta find out which one of Ya'll is gonna toss ma salad"
9 years ago
Well give the man a hand....or two...and arms....legs.
9 years ago
what a fucking waste of a mma fight.
9 years ago
i would knck the creepy fuck out
reminds me of F.E.A.R 2
9 years ago
even i'd fight this guy
9 years ago
You fucking lying hippy fuck.
You'd send your dog in...or Stan.
9 years ago
still fatty? still following me around? haven't you learned your lesson yet?...need your nearly daily pwning?
9 years ago
can someone else pwn cruel today? i have to go soon..i don't have time..it's really easy
9 years ago
Urgent appointment at the shrink's for the whole delusion issue, huh?
9 years ago
it's called work..jesus man..go get a job
9 years ago
No need to call me 'jesus man'. Just call me your superior - that would be fine.
Actually...I have a few things lined up...so I might not be around so much soon.
:(
9 years ago
you brag about drugs you brag about chicks
you brag about everything..i've seen your picture..you're fat..no unemployed guy should ever get that fat..go on a diet..you can't afford the drugs you brag about..you're ugly..yet you shit on people's looks..honestly..i really mean this cruel..you are a piece of shit that i wouldn't throw a penny to..get your fat ass off the internet and go get a job..you're a bum...a bum..how you can live with yourself i don't understand
9 years ago
pwned
9 years ago
ok i made time hahaha
9 years ago
Lmfao! Douche.
9 years ago
...and I don't brag about chicks. I've been with the same woman for 15 months now...and was married before that. How is that bragging?
Huge fail, dikless.
Enjoy cutting down bonsai trees today.
9 years ago
Cruel got PWN3D!
9 years ago
i'm not reading what you said oily..it's the same shit over and over..you're boring..you're fat ..you're unemployed..you're pwned
9 years ago
And there ya go again with your gay spellings and gay dik suckings...
9 years ago
now go follow someone else around ..you spammy light beer
9 years ago
triple pwned...(and this is when i'm short on time)
9 years ago
You're short on everything...mainly intellect and originality though.
Oily, greasy, cheetos, bucket of fuck, unemployed, cheeseburger, doritos, taco, water buffalo, sweaty, greasy, ugly...etc.
Mix 'em around, Mr 4th ZZTop Member (dropout).
9 years ago
face it man..you fuck with me or irish or an ever increasing number of people here..and you get pwned..over and over..it's embarrassing man..if you didn't deserve it i'd feel sorry for you..but you do deserve it..
9 years ago
now fuck off fatboy i'm busy
9 years ago
pwned
9 years ago
the truth hurts..but so does your indegestion from all those cheeseburgers you stuff in that fat tank..hahahaha
9 years ago
Hahaha.
I feel sorry for ANYONE you and your supergay sidekick have genuinely 'ran off the site'.
You seem to forget, dikboy...I've been here long before you were...and I have seen all your shit. Honestly, people just get bored of your routine...and have to go do stuff in their lives.
You're a sad fuck. I remember nearly making you cry about 18 months ago. You have no effect on me whatsoever...other than making me laugh.
You can be quite funny. That is all.
9 years ago
Cruel is like Randy from Trailer Park Boys.
9 years ago
...and Rish you're like a randy homo, from a trailer park, that never gets any...with a double-wide asshole.
Btw dik...you're very dull-mind and 10th-rate Hannibal Lecter psychology is NOT going to motivate me to post a pic of myself here...so that about 300 PS jobs will ensue. Everyone knows I'm the most handsome guy on the site. I have no urge to reinforce it.
9 years ago
No one gives a shit if you post a picture or not.
9 years ago
Why would anyone bother PSing it? It isn't as if they could make you any fatter or gayer.
9 years ago
PWN3D!
9 years ago
rish IS being quite the spammy fuck today
9 years ago
hahahaha suck it chunkster
9 years ago
google Cruelhm..let the fatgayness ensue
9 years ago
i mean look at the fat gayness
9 years ago
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
9 years ago
wow, another thread where cruelhomo gets owned, how many can there be simultaneously in a day here?
9 years ago
cruels girlfriend when she get's home from work: hi cruel, what did you do today?
cruel: ummm i..ummm..
cruel's girlfriend: where are all the cheetos?
9 years ago
cruel: I masturbated 6 times to gay dog porn and fisted my own ass with your hair brush.

girlfriend: .......
9 years ago
"hi cruel" hahaha, it would be funny if she called him that as well
9 years ago
ya irish..knock of that spam you tattoed neck fuck
9 years ago
She actually calls me 'Ahhh yeah, mmmm, hmmm, yesss...don't stop...right there!'
I'm pretty-much a high-class whore nowadays.
9 years ago
the highly-pwned mucho whore
9 years ago
nobody gets regulated more than cruella capote, remember you are just a bitch, a whore gets paid and you are still jobless.
9 years ago
I haven't worked since August and I have a job. hahahaha

And Cruel, I submitted my pic and they photo shoped it with this realy good looking Spanish guy doing me from behind. It was so good that I made it into wall paper and hung it in my bathroom.
9 years ago
Okay, I will admit I didn't read most of this...but I did see where Cruel claims to not brag about chicks.

LOOK UP THE PAGE AT YOUR OWN POST..."can make any woman cum within 2 minutes using just the tip of my tongue.'"

Now you will most likely spout off about how that's not bragging. And just because she shakes her leg and says oooo aaahhhh doesn't mean she came...she was probably bored. Pwned....again.
9 years ago
Ouch.
9 years ago
Haha
9 years ago
cruel saying that he can make any woman cum within two minutes with just using a flip of his tongue just simply means he can click his tongue to cue a real man to please the girl.
9 years ago
LOL!! even yak is taking time to drop in and pwn cruel, that has to suck
9 years ago
oh shit lol.
9 years ago
Everyone jump in! There's a hole for everyone in cruela.
9 years ago
I can see him at his comp now...Microsoft word open...typing furiously....ready to Ctrl-c Ctrl-V
9 years ago
either that or he opens up his random wall of text generator and hits generate ;/
9 years ago
password generators are fun when you are really bored. I wrote one in VB.NET so I could sit there and keep fucking with the parameters till I could get it to start outputting funny or cool sounding symbol combination
9 years ago
Nice thread-killer dw.
Jesus...what a bunch of pansies all trying to pwn mean ole Cruel huh?
What is this? Gulliver's Travels?
9 years ago
i take pride in my thread killing abilities
9 years ago
It was exceptional...if unintentionally, Mr BruteForce.
9 years ago
Cruel is a bitch.
9 years ago
pwned!
9 years ago
Just jump on him!
9 years ago
Kick the baby.
9 years ago
Don't kick the baby...
9 years ago
he reminds me of the guy guarding the bridge in search for the holy grail "come back here you chicken and i'll bite your ankle"
9 years ago
wasnt it something about kneecaps?
9 years ago
It's just a flesh wound!
9 years ago
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