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I like tutles

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She doesn't, apparently.

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by urkelbot

submitted April 26th 2009

46 comments
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I like tutles
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comments (46)
She's keeping him alive.
8 years ago
still, talk about awkward turtle. "Thanks lady but, uh... I can kinda see up your skirt."
8 years ago
she can piss on my turtlehead anyday
8 years ago
this reminds me of something ive wondered about. why is animal feces and urine used for fertilizer and not humans? is it because of all the junk food we consume?
8 years ago
Yea, you should stop wondering.
8 years ago
why don't you let me ask the questions ok?
8 years ago
much higher in various nutrients because of what they eat i believe, they basically are huge composting machines..
8 years ago
Some places do use human feces as fertilizer.
8 years ago
That's because they have no running water.
8 years ago
i think there's more pathogens and harmful bacteria in a carnivore's feces--but yea, china spreads raw chink shit on their fields
8 years ago
Carnivore? lol, try again.
8 years ago
if you seem to know the answer why don't you explain
8 years ago
i think he's refering to us as omnivores.
8 years ago
i meant any meat eating animal, so carnivores and omnivores as opposed to herbivores
8 years ago
so....speaking of pissing on turles....did thepiratbay get shut down? I can't connect to it. Someone's telling me they got a year in jail, but i don't believe anything that doesn't come from here. Anyone know?
8 years ago
Yeah, I read today that the owners all got a year in prison.
8 years ago
R.I.P. PirateBay
8 years ago
so does this set a precedent for the rest of the bit torrent sites? (thoughts, opinions, gay jokes...)
8 years ago
... your dad is so gay, I called him a fag and he smacked me with his purse!
8 years ago
Hey, I said that before.
8 years ago
It probably sets a precedent for sites that host torrents, at the very least. Farewell Mininova?
8 years ago
the site's back up. apparently it was down because of fiber connection or some shit. they've appealed the verdict
8 years ago
yes, some new news with pirate bay is the judge has several links to anti piracy groups, they are all appealing the verdict, but if i were someone who used torrents and was smart, i sure as fuck would not be using piratebay right now.

Judge Nordstrom declared: "Every time I take a case, I evaluate if I consider myself having a conflict of interest. In this case I didn't find to have one."

it seems he asked himself if he had a conflict of interest being part of the swedish copyright association and the swedish association for industrial legal protection ... it seems when he asked himself that, he answered with "no".
8 years ago
and because it is just swedish piracy laws that this is falling under, it won't HELP the cases of other torrent sites, but it may not do much... the bigger case to follow is isohunt's case, which if found guilty will set a precedent for any site that even links to torrent files (which is completely fucking insane)
8 years ago
say what now?
8 years ago
oh, shit, i'm going to jail.
8 years ago
if isohunt goes, i'll die. i will never forget the day oink was shut down and how upset i was. i was downloading a few gigs a week back then and now i download maybe one album a month, if that.
8 years ago
AD - kill yourself
8 years ago
it's the only way
8 years ago
do it now
8 years ago
yay!
5 years ago
Fucking bitch.
8 years ago
I don't know. Those little fuckers piss on me when I pick them up. Fair is fair, I say!
8 years ago
I have a turtle
8 years ago
Makes me wish I was a turtle.
8 years ago
You have a wrinkly head that's always hard to find because it is inside your body. That's close enough.
8 years ago
Cool
8 years ago
What's a tutle?
8 years ago
Oops.
8 years ago
fucking fail noob !
8 years ago
I love eating cooter
8 years ago
*Boss Hogg
8 years ago
if by 'boss hogg' you mean turtle and/or pussy then you are correct sir!
8 years ago
I was actually referring to your penchant for eating the manhoods of Duke of Hazard characters
8 years ago
never was a fan of that show, the chick was nice but everything else was a bit much...
oh and I'm not gay and you suck :P
8 years ago
that turtles not really there
8 years ago
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