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by Mako

submitted April 26th 2009

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comments (298)
hahaha
8 years ago
that's funny
8 years ago
Awesome. May I see a picture of mom's snatch please?
8 years ago
My mother would have smoked it and denied ever seeing it.
8 years ago
Same here.
8 years ago
My mom finally gave up and just put all my shit on the divider wall between the kitchen and dining room. I think the police just told her to do that.
8 years ago
Not that i smoke anymore, but if my mom ever found my stash she would've merced that shit so fast. My mom has more bongs and pieces than any middle aged women should
8 years ago
Same here. My mom would've kept that shit more quiet than the guy she's been cheating on my stepdad with.
8 years ago
So the guys is a mute?
8 years ago
Or just soft spoken?
8 years ago
Weakling. ^
8 years ago
my mom thinks its tragic that i smoke pot
8 years ago
a scandal...she knows ive been smokin for like the last 12 years she still doesnt give up
8 years ago
you should at least try and make the only person in the world that loves you happy even if she only does cause she has too
8 years ago
thats realy nice of you to say
8 years ago
i'd like you too elchris , i you werent a drug taking fool
8 years ago
*if
8 years ago
im a drugtaking smartass
8 years ago
Where is my fucking tape, bitch?
8 years ago
Does she mean Sellotape ?
8 years ago
clear tape..the fuck is sellotape?
8 years ago
clear...see through..
8 years ago
not as visible
8 years ago
Scotch Tape.
8 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sellotape imagine really sticky cellophane (seran wrap)
8 years ago
ya that's what i would call it too..but i think that might be a brand name..so in england it's likely called something more confusing
8 years ago
i think "clear tape" was pretty easy to understand
8 years ago
by clear he means easy to understand..
8 years ago
only retards call it 'clear tape'
8 years ago
we do have Scotch tape here too
8 years ago
better than calling it see-through tape?
8 years ago
it would be better it it was called very unlike shitting dicknipples tape
8 years ago
strip of sticky clear material rolled up into a dispenser?
8 years ago
although that could pretty much describe way too many things ;/
8 years ago
what is wrong with clear tape? brand names are fine if you wanna say sellotape or scotch tape but why come up with some long ass, pretensions name when 'clear tape' is short and to the point
8 years ago
it was fries..he was the only one confused
8 years ago
He's easily confused, it's his Yorkshire education.

Poor lad.
8 years ago
'clear tape' doesnt indicate wether it's sticky tape though. she could have meant her clear c90 cassette tape.
8 years ago
fries does have a point there...
8 years ago
ok... clear sticky tape then
It's also a regional dialect thing too, where I am from tape refers to sticky stuff the majority of the time and when a type of tape is requested that is not of the sticky variety then its specifics are always mentioned along with 'tape'
8 years ago
i really think we've resolved a lot of issues in this conversation
8 years ago
Thing is , Sellotape or Scotch tape are not clear.. more semi-opaque. So she should really have asked where her 'sticky tape was'
8 years ago
true, some are clear but not all, when I want scotch tape I say/think scotch tape, but when I say clear (sticky) tape its usually in reference to the two inch wide packing tape that I use to seal up cardboard boxes
Crystal Clear is the brand
8 years ago
As you all know, I hate to play devils advocate, but what about, "Where is my clear tape that is sticky and actually semi-opaque?."
8 years ago
Then there is like 0 confusion, right?
8 years ago
Since when has Sellotape been semi-opaque? Unless semi-opaque now means so clear I can read stuff through ten layers of it.
8 years ago
lets talk about duct tape now..that my friends is the king of all tapes
8 years ago
fries says: "duct tape..what's that?"
8 years ago
That's like, fully opaque...right?
8 years ago
semi-clear maybe ? pedantic perhaps ?
8 years ago
Who the fuck still uses cassette tapes.
8 years ago
dwhill thats called packing tape.
8 years ago
Duct tape is the shit.
8 years ago
yay for duck tape!!!

;p
8 years ago
i have like 50 really cool cassetes and no cassete player at all anymore..i also have like 70 records
8 years ago
packing tape is what i would call that too irish
8 years ago
i once transplanted a human heart using nothing but duct tape
8 years ago
My stereo has a cassette player but the only cassettes I have are a copied Danzig and Nevermind The Bollocks.
8 years ago
to this day the guy still doesn't even know
8 years ago
thank fuck theres only one masking tape
8 years ago
i have a roll of packing tape that brown
8 years ago
funny irish i have that tape..the pistols i mean..danzig is pretty lame
8 years ago
i don't even actually have a stereo anymore..but my computer has cool speakers
8 years ago
5.1 gay porn
8 years ago
well got to go shopping..it's a perfect day here and this dik is having a bbq..it's my day off..come on over you sonsofbitches
8 years ago
I don't even know whare the Danzig one came from. It just appeared one day. I don't even recognize the handwriting on it.
8 years ago
i just bought a new DVD player that allows me to plug in my Mp3 player , ipod and Nokia N96 into it. its the dogs bollocks
8 years ago
although it wont play DivX discs :0(
8 years ago
i would love to come over your house dik, in it too
8 years ago
My pc has pretty good speakers. I almost never use my stereo but it is on top of the entertainment center in my study.
8 years ago
it does have 850 watts :0)
8 years ago
apparently you can buy a turntable with a usb port now...you must be able to buy a cassete player with one too
8 years ago
dirtysteve that would have been a lot more funny if spelt 'cum'
8 years ago
ok now i'm really going shopping
8 years ago
i'll pm you first next time ;p
8 years ago
I have one. It's hooked up to my computer. Makes vinyl sound better than cd.
8 years ago
I have a turntable with an 8 track in it.
8 years ago
I can also plug my guitar into it and play through the speakers.
8 years ago
i got a new dot matrix printer for my apple iie
8 years ago
i'm sure that dik does fuck all during the day
8 years ago
question is what?
8 years ago
My new car stereo has a usb port, and bluetooth and an sd card slot. All for less than £50...bargain!
8 years ago
Well this pic looks fake as fuck. Looks more like brownie crumbs.
8 years ago
Who's interested in the pic?
8 years ago
Only 'cause you smoke that fucking resin bollocks.
8 years ago
thats weed alright
8 years ago
I smoke all varieties OJ...just not cocks, like elkpiss here.
I'm not convinced it's pot.
8 years ago
you dont know shit, lawboy
8 years ago
I've been smoking for nearly 19 years, MrH.
It looks fake, dumbass.
8 years ago
its 100% hemp..rope
8 years ago
It looks like old dirty regs.
Mexican bud always has a little brown in it just like the water.
8 years ago
youve been smoking the same hash for 19 years then. ive smoked all over the world what there is
8 years ago
this is weed, chut up if you dont know what yer talking about
8 years ago
Just stfu.
There is no way to prove this is real...and even when you zoom in - it looks more like some shitty, crumbled-up solid than low-grade, dirty weed.
8 years ago
be wise.. stick to being an unemployed loser witch youre very good at. and chut it buddy
8 years ago
You stupid cunt, elpiss.
I've smoked all different kinds of weed and solid - both here and in America.
Hash is just a lot cheaper here than weed, but I prefer not to smoke it...since the purity is questionable a lot of the time, and it doesn't really do fuck all to me. I prefer green...since it energises me and my creativity.
We often get Cali Orange where I am...but it's £25 an 8th, versus about £5-10 for solid.
8 years ago
'witch', 'youre', 'chut'.
Take the needle out of your grubby arm already, you ridiculous transgendered misfit.
8 years ago
maby youd be a little less bitter and frustrated if you got a job dude
8 years ago
It's 'maybe'.
*Citation issued for multiple counts of English bastardisation*
8 years ago
and some real friends
8 years ago
maybe? i never knew
8 years ago
cruel is a drug expert..also an East side Mario's menu expert
8 years ago
aaahahaha
8 years ago
He uses "maby" all the time.
8 years ago
I know the useless drug-fuck does. It's fucking gayer than you in your boyfriend's gi.
8 years ago
I would never wear another man's gi. I don't even lend out my gloves to people. Thats just nasty.
8 years ago
Yeah...I mean - you might get a dirty finger infection or something. You twatbox.
8 years ago
Boxing gloves are nasty.
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
hehe...hemphead
8 years ago
That's so a mom's smiley-face.
8 years ago
not really..i have a similar tattoo
8 years ago
Damn, why she gotta yell? every sentence has a exclamation mark. Overly frequent use of the exclamation mark is generally considered poor writing, for it distracts the reader and reduces the mark's meaning.
8 years ago
still not as bad as "misplaced" quotes. that "really" pisses me off.
8 years ago
"Damned" right!!
8 years ago
OH NO DO NOT LET WATER TOUCH A PLANT IT WILL SURELY RUIN IT

8 years ago
well i'm sure he wouldn't be able to smoke a little bag of soaked weed...it's not a geranium you noob
8 years ago
you don't smoke geraniums you inject them.
8 years ago
you can snort the pollen
8 years ago
put in in your eyes
8 years ago
your bowl would taste like tide
8 years ago
Yeah, coz Tide is the only detergent in the US, right? And do we even know this is from the US...or that the seal wasn't tight...or that this is not, in fact fudge brownie crumbs?
8 years ago
or hemp from a rope he was making.
8 years ago
Its not fudge because it isn't packed into Cruel's ass.
8 years ago
hey cruel- i didn't realize that you recognized the subtle difference in taste between tide and era
8 years ago
i say 'yo' a lot
8 years ago
I say "i'm fixin to..." instead of "I'm about to...".
8 years ago
So long as you refrain from following that with 'dogg', all is well.
8 years ago
You mean 'dawg', bro.
Figures a dumbass, redneck midget like you would say 'fixin to', fagrish.
8 years ago
You mean 'brah', dawg.
8 years ago
No, I didn't. You must be thinking American-English again.
"How goes it, brah?"
"Don't choo fuckin move, you ice-munching motherfucker, elpiss. I've got pepper spray."
"Wanna cigarette?"
8 years ago
he meant it from the seal pic a few days ago you drugged out dumbass
8 years ago
carefull with those sissy pills you take
8 years ago
Wtf are you talking about now, dimwit? Honestly...don't try to communicate when you're injecting shit in your veins. You're making a serious lightweight outta yourself.
I don't take pills, homo. The ones I took were prescribed for a genuine schizophrenia sufferer.
8 years ago
I don't take pills, homo. The ones I took were prescribed for a genuine schizophrenia sufferer.
8 years ago
didnt know you were this dumb
8 years ago
it gets better
8 years ago
anyways, you go on on what youre doing... you succesful you
8 years ago
unbelievable
8 years ago
You're making less and less sense, Rupaul.
I didn't realise that you were too dumb to understand that I was saying I don't take pills for a medical condition, but took some as a one-off from a guy who is prescribed them. I'll make it more obvious for your heroin-addled brain in future.
8 years ago
you get any pills for getting a job?
8 years ago
do you 'train as a vet' for the free narcotics and anaesthetics for your sore asshole...or just so you can suck off unconscious animals?
8 years ago
@Rupaul of course...not that other person who I can't see.
8 years ago
i think its stupid and hypocritical (fuken retarded) of someone to say they dont take pills when they take like 20 a day
8 years ago
im just sayin
8 years ago
What are you on, stupid? Seriously. Go to sleep or something.
8 years ago
i dont take h my friend buys i get it from him
8 years ago
thats your logic
8 years ago
youre as dumb as a toilet
8 years ago
Jesus. You really are the most unintelligent, drug-crippled reject on this site.
What part of 'one-off' don't you understand?
8 years ago
even elchris is pwning you you fuckin waterbuffalo...even the noobs pwn you...surrender..go get some doritos
8 years ago
sadly its you that doesnt understant shit even in yer own language. youve already said those pills aint directly prescribed to you. yet you still take em. thats all. its that simple mister cum-on-me-laude on law
8 years ago
are toilets really dumb? I think they are quite clever little contraptions myself
8 years ago
Wow. Are you dying right now, elpiss? I think you're dying.
I 'took' around 70mg of them...one time. Took. Not 'take'. 'One-off'...not 'regularly'.
See...you 'take' canine, bovine, and equestrian cocks in your ass all the time...and then regularly numb the pain with tranqs and barbs. Dumbass drug addict.
8 years ago
even elchris is pwning you? dont make me pwn you pops
8 years ago
I hate my toilet, it always gets my nuts wet.
8 years ago
elpiss just pwned you, Cruel. You suck.
8 years ago
and stop crawling up to that pathetic cunt dik, too...you sad, flaccid cock.
8 years ago
i want to pick some random noob to pwn him
8 years ago
lol @ elpiss challenging the old man
8 years ago
one off? everytime youre here youre saying youre abusing pills or whatever
8 years ago
hey dikless...try looking at that scrawny old cunt in the mirror...see if you can pwn him. He looks just like you...and is a talentless, unoriginal noob, too.
Doritos, grease, fat, cheese, cheetos, burger, cheeseburger, bucket of fuck...mix a few of those around.
8 years ago
weve already got the pathological liar (1rish) here
8 years ago
youd make a great tool in a mechanics workshop
8 years ago
I've never told a lie in my life.
8 years ago
Nope. I said I used to try a lot of different pills when I lived in America. And I first tried some Olanzapine in the US...which is why I knew it would knock me out - particularly with a bottle of wine.
Try again, elpiss.
8 years ago
hahaha cruels having a meltdown
8 years ago
CruelHM says: Doritos, grease, fat, cheese, cheetos, burger, cheeseburger,
8 years ago
aaaaaaaahahahaha
8 years ago
He isn't a very stable individual. That probably has a lot to do with his inability to hold down a job and his penchant for whorish women.
8 years ago
You shouldn't laugh so hard at your age...you could die. Be a shame for that to happen before you've had a chance to grow even older and bitter because your soon-to-be-wife is now too old to provide you with a child of your own - ya know...instead of another man's offspring.
Good luck being a surrogate father, Catweazel.
8 years ago
He has a son of his own, you jizzbag.
8 years ago
ive thought so too
8 years ago
hes mentally handicapped
8 years ago
He has a son of his own, huh? How wonderful. So, he's now embarking on his second or maybe third marriage to a woman who won't be able to provide him with a child of their own. This sounds like a great recipe for chaos. Brilliant.
8 years ago
Maybe he just enjoys marrying chicks and then giving them the boot.
8 years ago
Jamiee better keep on her toes.
8 years ago
ive never been married..to a woman
8 years ago
Chicks are overrated. I think I might go gay..like you and elpiss, fagrish.
At least then you can enjoy kicking their ass when they try messing with your head.
8 years ago
ive had a lot of coke yet you almost made me sleep with your bullshit
8 years ago
What a fucking loser. You get coked-up and come on here, making a blabbering fool out of yourself. You don't make sense when you're sober...which isn't very often...so why try when you're dribbling down your chin? I get it...you needed to numb your mouth and lips to suck more dick.
8 years ago
as far as i know youre the only one thats claiming i dont make sence... recently
8 years ago
your drugged up stupid self
8 years ago
have some self respect you unemplyed bum
8 years ago
i have to say i have no problem with elchris anymore at all..in fact he's been a decent guy lately
8 years ago
but you should stay away from that shit man
8 years ago
He has been better but hes still a tranny hooker.
8 years ago
I mean that in the nicest way possible.
8 years ago
Do you play chess as badly and obviously as you control weak idiots here? You are totally pathetic, dikless.
8 years ago
thought pops would hate me for ever
8 years ago
i have a good job ..an awesome girlfriend a nice house and excellent friends...you have cheetos that your girlfriend bought
8 years ago
I must say...I'm pretty glad for my part in awakening Hank's ability to see you for the bitchy, possessive, lil ole fool you truly are.
You're like a megalomaniac who tries to hold onto water with his fingers. Your distorted sense of your own abilities and intellect would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
I wonder if you ever saw how silly you looked demanding that Hank apologised to you.
Fucking kindergartener.
8 years ago
dik. Dear ole dik.
You really try hard to convince yourself you're living the dream, huh?
You are lacking something in a very major way...which is why you try so desperately to control as many people here as possible...and convince the world you are so content, nice, funny, and a real gentle animal-lover.
You're an old record, and a big sheet of single-paned glass.
Anyway...nearly 4.30AM here. I have to sleep.
8 years ago
^meltdown
8 years ago
i hate to say i told you this would happen but i told you this would happen
8 years ago
you belong to me now fatboy..i'm the boss of you..i'm your fucking mommy now
8 years ago
there are some strange people here, like cruel and like jerkstore,
who seem to think that this place is about "control" or "power struggles"
or whatever...
Laserdouches
8 years ago
That was Vics mum.
8 years ago
It's about time Vic got his ass back on here.
8 years ago
It might stop 'rish from being so ratty...
8 years ago
I've actually seen a picture of Vic's mom.
8 years ago
I miss Vic.
8 years ago
he told me his mom was sexy
8 years ago
i actually used to talk to vic a lot on msn..he's a good kid
8 years ago
She just looks like a regular mom.
8 years ago
I used to talk to him a lot too. He is a good kid.
8 years ago
why did he leave MS?
8 years ago
i haven't seen him in forever, and what about apathy? that fucker was great
8 years ago
to go fight the fucking Taliban for your freedom, Cheech...ya damn sycophantic noob.
8 years ago
poss is native american, not mexican... wait, what's the difference again?
8 years ago
Red Indians say 'how' and Beaners say 'que?'
8 years ago
i be norwegian!
8 years ago
Skål
8 years ago
one half of me is native american but the rest is all british!
8 years ago
the dutch are fighting global terrorism? who knew?
8 years ago
well...I guess flying overhead and spraying down chronic smoke will stop all the fighting.
8 years ago
i ran him off
8 years ago
You should run Cruel off next. If you can fit it into your schedule.
8 years ago
The only thing dikless fits in his schedule...is your cock. It's definitely not a tight fit either.
8 years ago
i am right now..he's almost done..it took a while to run LSD off too..when they're dumb it's not as easy..sure you can argue like 4 reasonable points..then they just ask where the skittles are
8 years ago
they have skittles here? Where?
8 years ago
skittles touch: best commercial ever
8 years ago
i like skittles
8 years ago
i also like LSD
8 years ago
am i confused?
or is it just me?
8 years ago
Since we're on the subject, I take offence to you claiming that you ran LSD off the site. That was just as much me if not more than you.
8 years ago
yes
8 years ago
You guys don't honestly think you have ever ran anybody off this site, ever, do you? Please tell me you're not being serious.
So incredibly dumb.
8 years ago
post a link anyone?
8 years ago
cruel? the correct english would be "ranned", i beleive...
8 years ago
In your case it should be 'rammed', possum.
8 years ago
Good evening dik.
8 years ago
Yes...that's absolutely right possum. Jesus. I love your sarcasm...even finishing with a typo, too? Flawless.
8 years ago
what typo?
8 years ago
i before e except after c
8 years ago
or when sounds like a
as in neighbor and weigh
8 years ago
or when i'm trying to be all sarcasmic and stuff:/
8 years ago
*orgasmic ^
8 years ago
possum, the LSD pwning was about here in the tags.

http://www.muchosucko.com/tag/police/7

We found dumb police vids claimed it was him and he would get pwned by everyone.
8 years ago
haha! retardid policeman, I remember that shit: "Boobies!!"
8 years ago
hello kirk you incredibly old person
8 years ago
thanks rish
8 years ago
there's lots of fucks we've all ran off the site cruel..if you were part of mucho you'd know that..
8 years ago
hey myann
8 years ago
You missed one dik ^
8 years ago
wtf blacktee? i thought i ran you off the site? you sidecore whopper
8 years ago
guess who's country got swineCORE, AHHH YEAHHH, BlackTEE'S COUNTRY GOT SWINEcore, we're so like Amedica.
8 years ago
Nehh, if anything you made me come back so I could see that ugly hippie smile light up the mucho livingroom, who's up for a bit of pinCushion.
8 years ago
i heard about that swine flus in scotland too
8 years ago
yep its got me paranoid from those highland wankers who go holidays to Mexico, anyone seen drumrave? rofl
8 years ago
Fuck you, dik! I want credit for the LSD thing!
8 years ago
hahaha
8 years ago
^misspelled mexico
its getting closer, AHHHHH!
8 years ago
haha, blacktee's back
8 years ago
lsd was such a dick
8 years ago
he was a rent a cop
8 years ago
mexiCore
8 years ago
we all ran that fucker off..but i was the leader
8 years ago
CNN has become the swine flu network
8 years ago
I seriously felt like I was in a zombie movie today with the tv going on about a 'deadly' virus and the panic that has ensued while people all around the clinic were coughing and getting sick
I just knew i was going to find myself in the mall with a bunch of strangers blowing zombie heads off in no time
8 years ago
*sleeps with machete closer to bed tonight*
8 years ago
stan has the swine flu i think..he keeps snorting and squeeling and asking for slop
8 years ago
If I get it ill time-lapse myself coping with it, if I die, well you probably wont know it happened.
8 years ago
time for a midnight bbq..steaks and burgers....you fucking assholes hungry?
8 years ago
You weren't the leader and you know it, old man.
8 years ago
fuck yes I am now, you damned old son of a bitch
8 years ago
i subbed a pic of a mobile zombie bunker way back...but deja thot it wuz dumb
:(
...i'm such a whinny bitch...
8 years ago
hahaha irish i was the leader
8 years ago
either way we ran his cop ass right the fuck off the site
8 years ago
dammit dik - all ive got is leftover tuna casserole here and i'm in a carnivore mood...wait...
heeerre kitty kitty!
hi Fuzzy...who's a good b...
Nom nom nom
8 years ago
dswill, be careful who you call old around here.
8 years ago
I believe Hank had a certain hatred for LSD as well.
8 years ago
are seeing the new trek, kirk?
8 years ago
*you
8 years ago
No, you weren't.
8 years ago
Of course, Metal. May 8th, I believe.
8 years ago
irish i'll run you off next if you ever say that again
8 years ago
do share of its merits post-debut, please... i wanna see it but i haven't been able to watch much of the original series
8 years ago
i heard the new star trek doesn't suck at all
8 years ago
who's hank?
8 years ago
i really hope they do it right
Rodenberry deserves better than the last five years
8 years ago
sure thing pops :)
8 years ago
I was the leader and you rode my coattails.
8 years ago
From what i have seen in the previews, it looks pretty good.
8 years ago
I sure hope that 'pops' wasn't directed at me.
8 years ago
whoever, that was funny stuff
8 years ago
excellent bbq
8 years ago
(i was the leader irish)
8 years ago
The only person who was able to run anybody off this site was Hank and he doesnt come here anymore.
8 years ago
No, you weren't, dik. You're becoming delusional in your old age. I captained that ship and you were just along for the ride. You swabbed the poop deck, so to speak.
8 years ago
Shut the fuck up, fries, that is bullshit.
8 years ago
no shit fries..that's crazy
8 years ago
irish i flew the plane..you were one of the stewardesses
8 years ago
I drove the train and you rode my caboose.
8 years ago
I really had nothing to do with LSD. I paid the guy no heed whatsoever.
8 years ago
"I paid the guy no heed whatsoever."

That sounds like something Jesus God would have said. Ya know, if he had ever really existed.
8 years ago
I don't even use the word "heed". Seriously, what the fuck??
8 years ago
recover password
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