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Someone's Got an Ouchie

I got shot in the torso and I can vouch for the absolute painfulness of this.

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by 1rish1

submitted April 25th 2009

63 comments
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Someone's Got an Ouchie
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NICE CHEST VAG...
8 years ago
Id fuck it, though it would be an awkward position.
8 years ago
he's still alive, so that would be gay.
8 years ago
he wouldnt be alive by the time i was done. stick my dick right through his heart
8 years ago
it would be gay first
8 years ago
That had to fuckin hurt, i wonder what cause it though, I kinda thinkin it might have been shrapnel. just hope that shit dosent happen to me when im over there.
8 years ago
Seriously, you wonder what caused that?
8 years ago
hate. hate caused this.
8 years ago
looks like he got stabbed with a spear
8 years ago
Its just a wierd wound, dosent look like most injuries ive been trained on. looks very clean cut
8 years ago
this is what happens when you don't get enough vitamin c
8 years ago
it's from twittering
8 years ago
Then you haven't been traind for shit. This is textbook right here. Entry at the Adams Apple and the exit is exactly what would be expected. I took a 38 to my left shoulder and the exit hole looked pretty close to this.
8 years ago
Usually what weve been trained to expect to see look ALOT worse than this. im not saying what caused it its wierd, u just dont see many wounds that look that clean cut, usually there alil more nasty lookin, It dosent matter anyway, im infantry not a fuckin medic, they just taught me the basics to keep myself alive till the medic gets there.
8 years ago
i like how irish is desperate for someone to ask him the story of how he got shot so that we all know how hard he is, but no one gives a flying fuck!
8 years ago
Arrogant, the bullet just skimmed him. In relative terms, he is one lucky bastard.
8 years ago
i want to know how you got shot 1rish1.
8 years ago
just kidding
8 years ago
I like how McWoozy thinks he knows shit about shit, because if he actually did he would know that I wasn't gonna tell the story.
8 years ago
You got drunk on 4 Zimas and accidentally shot yourself in the ass with a .22 ladypistol. So what?
8 years ago
I had a whole 6 pack.
8 years ago
Again 1rish1 talks complete shit, trying to make himself look impressive whilst getting himself off. Seriously mate, eat shit.
8 years ago
Hey there, Gaymie. Have you missed me?
8 years ago
I missed you.
8 years ago
I need another beer!
8 years ago
Here, here!!!
8 years ago
irish youre soo tough.


getting internet shot and all
8 years ago
Call of Duty?
8 years ago
I've been shot 9 time!
8 years ago
Well Morph, I realize that your upbringing was much rougher than mine, what with the chicken shortages and Rodney King riots, so I'll just let you tell us some stories.
8 years ago
Fake.
You copied that idea from my post on the other thread...LA riots btw.
8 years ago
...King was the flimsy excuse to go a'lootin.
8 years ago
No, I didn't.
8 years ago
I don't read your bullshit.
8 years ago
^Went looting
8 years ago
Damnit...interposting issues
8 years ago
it's his magic eye
8 years ago
Walk it off, Soldier.
8 years ago
paintball asshole with a makeup kit from halloween.
8 years ago
A wire brush and Dettol will clean that right up and a bit of Persil in a warm wash for the shirt.
8 years ago
Tits or GTF...oh wait, I see a tit. Ok, cool.
8 years ago
is it dangerous to clean out the inside of my computer while it's running?
8 years ago
soaked in gasoline?
8 years ago
You're supposed to clean the inside of computers?
8 years ago
Computers have insides?
8 years ago
There are computers, now?
8 years ago
mine gets dusty and starts sounding like a lear jet
8 years ago
i used one of those spray duster things and my vacuum..and yes i inhaled some..it's like i'm walking on sunshine
8 years ago
it starts to make those jet sounds just before the magic smoke is let out, then it becomes a paper weight
8 years ago
it's quiet now..i really should do it more often
8 years ago
i don't know how it get's so dirty in there..although i do use my dvd door as an ashtray
8 years ago
come on dik, its a cup holder not an ash tray! Goddammit!
8 years ago
A cup holder suggests drinking coffee or tea, not beer. Therefore an ashtray is the preferred usage.
8 years ago
ya
8 years ago
a cup holder suggests any beverage container of your liking, not just tea and fuck coffee :P
8 years ago
and where am i supposed to tap my ashes?
8 years ago
what is wrong with the floor?
8 years ago
my laptop sounds like a tractor on a cold morning when it starts up - a couple of bangs on the edge of the table shows it who's boss
8 years ago
there are a few people here at work that think banging the mouse or keyboard will make the computer work faster or do what they want. I have to calmly tell them that they are only going to tear up the peripherals that way and get nothing accomplished
8 years ago
they're the same one's who hammer the shit out of lift buttons to make them move faster
8 years ago
that's "elevator" buttons to you other peasants - you know who you are.
8 years ago
i like tapping the ashes over my dick. gives it a rambo look
8 years ago
dik, you can wash the motherboard in the dishwasher. -I'm absolutely serious. Just use cold water and no soap.
8 years ago
recover password
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