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Me Rapping...

For those of you who haven't heard me yet.

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by HurrIcanEAJW

submitted April 22nd 2009

157 comments
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comments (157)
you sound like a pussy
8 years ago
oh man he should had stop with the pic. but this one is going to get rip apart. i feel bad for this dude
8 years ago
Brah shoulda stopped before getting started,
you sound like a pussy that just farted
fuck ya fat ass rapping isn't ya thing
go back to obscurity cause ya just fucking lame
8 years ago
BAM!!!!!!!!! FUCKING PWNED!
8 years ago
writing poetry again cumrave?
8 years ago
Wasn't the voice i expected...but it's good.
8 years ago
bwahaha your ass is desensitized.....
8 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAH OMFG HE WAS SERIOUS
8 years ago
just another case of some idiot with fruity loops trying to be the next rap star, your lyrics are pointless and lack any depth, context or meaning. being able to hold a rhythm and drop 16 doesnt make you a rapper, its having something to say and actually standing out from the crowd, and you do neither. grow up, get a life, and stop attention whoring on mucho
8 years ago
drums could kick that guys ass
8 years ago
Rapping jews, what is the world coming to.
8 years ago
FAKE
8 years ago
Not that I want to defend this shitty excuse for 'rapping'... But MOST rap sucks these days. Have you even listened to it recently, 42Adams?
8 years ago
aww 42adams cant rap either. this cunt hurrican is to rap as photoshop is to jones
8 years ago
damn jones, i know it's just billy saying this which means its weak anyway, but I would take some serious offense to that, he already vaginally bled on your photoshoppers post now he's dragging your name through the mud, some low shit man
8 years ago
looks like i have a fan
8 years ago
here swhill! Here dog! Come on over and shit on your sleeping mat! LOL! Poor swhill!
8 years ago
come on billy, i know you have to laugh at your lame jokes cause nobody else does but that was really bad, did you forget jones was the one that is the 'dog' or what?
8 years ago
If i cared more about pissing you off I would dwhill. But as it is. Meh. You are just some random loser that I guess I will have to ignore. Not worth the time.

Jones is a bitch yes. However, I had no idea it was your mother. Hope you are less offended now.
8 years ago
yes, please ignore me since I wasn't even talking to you in the first place nor was I offended since you weren't talking to me.
now run along and go bitch and moan to someone else
8 years ago
fuck the cruel-rish fight... i wanna see the hurricane-drum fight...
sumo style
8 years ago
My money's on Drum.
8 years ago
yeah.. he's got more girth..
but this hurricane guy could come with the fury, take him off-guard
8 years ago
"You are just some random loser that I guess I will have to ignore. Not worth the time"
Pretty much sums up how I feel. The guys a nobody and has no hold in the shit he spurs. Go look for your god.
8 years ago
Aww, why dont you go make another photoshop Jones, I dont think your nose is quite brown enough yet.
8 years ago
terrible
8 years ago
the open line is the game needs to be change yea and your not going to be the one who does it. then he follows with there are some horrible cats out there yea you. naw your doing your thing good for you. lol love the home made video hurricane
8 years ago
Dude, I made the vid in 3 seconds just so I could upload it. It wasn't supposed to be anything special.
8 years ago
don't get sand in your vagina now
8 years ago
ha ha ha ha
8 years ago
Im impressed you were bumbling on for so long without eating
8 years ago
In his myspace, he lists a musical influence as John Cena. Nuff said.
8 years ago
No one is as bad as john cena
8 years ago
whopper
8 years ago
...Your ass is desensitized? WTF?

While you still suck, you're still better than 90% of the rap I hear out of asshole's car windows.
8 years ago
That's what I was thinking. It's difficult to classify shit by stench.
8 years ago
Probably got numb after all the gangbanging.
8 years ago
Surprisingly, it's not as terrible as I thought it was going to be. A little too Insane Clown Posse-esque for my tastes though.
8 years ago
To be honest, I act/look/sound nothing like ICP.
8 years ago
Uhh..they are stupid clowns, the one is fat, and they suck..you are just like them minus the paint
8 years ago
mc weeble wobble
8 years ago
Fake... the only way to convince me this is you is to do a rap about how much drumrave loves his 'my little ponies'
8 years ago
hahahaha
8 years ago
that would be cool
8 years ago
This guy ain't got shit on Eli Porter.
8 years ago
Weak metaphors, and you don't have a very good vocabulary.

Method man & biggie got miles on you. I'd say you are more like The Fat Boys meets JJ Fad.

Toy.
8 years ago
WHOA!!!!!HE SAID MUCHO MATERIAL!!!!
8 years ago
Has the site crashed from all his fans rushing here to check us out?
8 years ago
He has fans??
8 years ago
That shit was fuckin lame
8 years ago
i know im notthe first but um...

i dont think having an desensitized ass is such a good thing.
8 years ago
it could come in handy in prison?
8 years ago
I thought it said me raping.... what a let down. Now I'm sad.
8 years ago
Believe me, you wouldn't have wanted to see a video of me raping.
8 years ago
As fat as your face is i have to agree, never take off your clothes.
8 years ago
or eating
8 years ago
if you think that we dont want to see a rape video, you dont know this site
8 years ago
Im hurricanjew and i spit hot fire.
8 years ago
Hahaha!
8 years ago
not as good as sexual chocolate
8 years ago
He was going to put some sexual chocolate in the mix, but then ate all of it
8 years ago
"i made you some chocolate
but then i eated it" :/
8 years ago
1st off-fuck rap!
2nd thing-someone else said it earlier,you do nothing to differentiate yourself from all the other horrible crap.
3rd-youre an idiot for posting it here cause even if it was genius,you wouldnt read but maybe 2 decent reviews.Now go fuck off
8 years ago
who are your fav rappers man?
8 years ago
damnit beez shut up
8 years ago
Bootface, in case you haven't heard, mikebeez likes to keep it real with the homies, word.
8 years ago
As for mainstream, eminem, T.I, and actually Lloyd Banks recently, other than that all underground guys like Apathy. If you haven't heard of him, you need to hear a track called "All Night" from the Fort Minor Mixtape "We Major" you can get it on datpiff.com and probably on youtube too.
8 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkvOAXo0H68
8 years ago
^ that circlejerk is making my eyes spin
8 years ago
apathy is rappin?
8 years ago
Probably just an audio tape of him and VicSin eating.
8 years ago
ah look a shitty youtube link. go fucking pound some more twinkies fag.
8 years ago
apathy is like barry from beerfest, can't do a thing right unless he is totally shit face
8 years ago
ok bud you gave me 4 influences? maybe your not too into rap/
8 years ago
Wicked !! *makes clicking noises with hand*
8 years ago
wasn't horrible.
8 years ago
He's certainly an ugly fucker, but, in all honesty, that wasn't too bad in my opinion.

I think we need Morphs/Tyrone's view on this though, for obvious reasons. Don't wanna go steppin' on a brothers toes.
8 years ago
i liked the mucho material bit
8 years ago
please don't encourage him
8 years ago
what part of that rap is mucho material?
except for the over-fucked asshole part
8 years ago
Now do a funny one, it's what made eminem.
8 years ago
Ha ha, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o8UgIgI8BU
8 years ago
how on earth am i suppose to beleive that retard can rap like this ? fucking bullcrap
8 years ago
^how on earth are we supposed to believe this retard can use a computer?
8 years ago
judging from the comments i expected much worse, the pathetic frustrated people that hang out here is a tough crowd to please
8 years ago
Fuck off, dicklicker.
8 years ago
You're right elchris. People talk so much shit on here, hiding being anonymity. They act as though they have everything, but it's all desperate self delusion.
8 years ago
STFU! I AM GOD! NO! EVEN MIGHTIER!
8 years ago
i don't know oranje..not everyone..i don't hide behind anything and this is exactly the way i talk and act off mucho
8 years ago
same here, there is only one me, I don't bs or act like somebody else to anyone or for anyone. if you don't like me then gtfo, here, work, home, the store, where ever the fuck I am
8 years ago
No, not everyone, dik. I would include *most* members though. Most just talk absolute shit because they don't have to back it up. They'll call anyone fat, ugly, stupid, untalented etc etc simply because they don't have to admit that they themselves, are in fact, fat, untalented losers who work in minimum wage jobs & can't pull half decent women without picking them up from the floor.
8 years ago
It's basically the witless morons whos name you half recognise, but have no interest in conversing with. They just spew their bile to try & make themselves feel better about their pathetic lives.
8 years ago
haha..ya
8 years ago
I'm pretty happy with my life and I pretty much speak the same here as I do in real life.
8 years ago
By the way, did you catch the newest TUF?
8 years ago
hahaha, i love the 'picking them off the floor' part
8 years ago
I love how Oranje acts like he knows anything about pulling chicks when we've all seen what hes capable of.
8 years ago
whats tuf?
8 years ago
Irish,you mental midget, you haven't seen shit. All you have seen is a picture of me with an ugly bird which I posted.

I love how you think you know anything about who I can or can't pull.
8 years ago
he's joking i assume..it was a pretty cool thing to do actually.. most guys wouldn't submit just a pic..for fear of mocking
8 years ago
personally i couldn't figure out how that chick was hanging with a guy like you oranje
8 years ago
irish lets see some manties
8 years ago
by the way you american dickholes..i'm coming to visit your country on june 4th..and i will kick every single one of you fucking asses when i get there
8 years ago
as it turns out the week im in california..pretty much my favorite band from right here in kingston is playing in la..so me and mr. jamie are going to see them. dik is in a very happy mood today
8 years ago
Oranje is such a dumbass.

"can't pull half decent women without picking them up from the floor."

and then he says

"I love how you think you know anything about who I can or can't pull."

as if he can
8 years ago
Obviously you haven't seen the new TUF then.
8 years ago
damnit 1rish i missed tuf
8 years ago
I'm secure enough in the knowledge that I pull fit birds to post a picture like the one I did. Irish isn't, he would be too scared. I'm also secure enough to post a picture of myself.Irish, not so much...

I think you'll see that the points I made about people talking crap & hiding behind anonymity = Irish fits that description too.

P.S. I watched TUF, what the fuck of it?
8 years ago
You must be behind us then or you would know what I was talking about.
8 years ago
I don't want to ruin it for you.
8 years ago
I have way to much respect for any girl I bang too post her picture here.
8 years ago
Except for some exes I would love to post but I don't have a scanner.
8 years ago
I band super models but I have too much respect to post their picture on here. They let me cum on their tits after fucking them up the ares etc etc

^ blah blah blah anyone can say shit like that,Irish. Just keep talking crap whilst hiding behind anonymity like a bitch.
8 years ago
*bang
8 years ago
spammy fuck
8 years ago
hahaha! you don't have a scanner! hilarious!
8 years ago
anybody seen frontiers? just finished it..damn. nice movie.
8 years ago
i'm pretty much an ass on and off the internet.. ask anyone that knows me ;/
8 years ago
i am an ass on here, and totally nice in real life.
8 years ago
that doesn't surprise me kbilly..you're a phony..most of us are full time dicks
8 years ago
I'm really a fat loser in real life :/
8 years ago
Anyone notice how Oranje always tries to twist what you said and then act like he just proved something?
8 years ago
And now that you mentioned it, what do mean by "let" me cum on their tits? You ask as if they have a choice where I unload. By the time I'm doing it its a little late to stop me.
8 years ago
lol

Keep on talking. Keep on hiding.
8 years ago
"tries to twist what you said " i said that to you about a week ago.
8 years ago
how many comments have you recycled today man?
8 years ago
i'm sure you are nice in real life to dik. you need a hug?
8 years ago
i'm nice here too..unless your're just a sweaty bag of fuck
8 years ago
i think more of myself as a sweaty bag of cheese that's been left in the fridge for a year.
8 years ago
hahahaha
8 years ago
Fucking teenagers and their music....
8 years ago
..grumblegrumble...
8 years ago
Zelda?
8 years ago
You spelled afterbirth wrong in the title.
8 years ago
Hmmm.... I don't really care for rap, especially rhymes that are just self praising, but...I like your timing and your style too.
8 years ago
Thanks.
8 years ago
Now that you metioned that, I'll seconded that. The timing is very good and your voice.
8 years ago
ya..you know who else can rap pretty good? damned near anyone with any kind of sense of timing..
8 years ago
i'm sorry retards but it's a fuckng fact..i've heard 50 year old comedians rap pretty good..
8 years ago
shit.. my autistic cousin can rap better than this fuck... with better word-play too...
and he ain't no savant
8 years ago
I'm just trying to give the guy some credit.
8 years ago
Honestly..I wanted this to suck so bad so I could laugh..that's the best rap I've heard in fuckin years. Put some more bass in there so I can "bounce" a little more, and you've got yourself something to be proud of. Oh, and lose some weight, you fat fuck.
8 years ago
DAMNIT!!!! how the fuck could i have missed this.....
8 years ago
8 years ago
And here it is...
5 years ago
his face doesn't match his voice..

* conky is dissapointed *
5 years ago
Dis nigga spits phat lyrics
5 years ago
* squatface starts doing the running man *
5 years ago
Well we seem to have a cryass# 2 now.
5 years ago
no,he only stfu's you,i think hes mat that you were hitting on the mes seins chick
5 years ago
*mad
5 years ago
Fuck! He can have her.
5 years ago
The gf wouldn't let me take pics on friday night with a sign but I think I can crack her. I'll send you a sample when I get home.
5 years ago
nice!
5 years ago
Jrob,check your inbox
5 years ago
* jrob2020 faps *
5 years ago
Another star borne from the contaminated primordial ooze that is moocho
1 year ago
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