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EGYPTBEAUTY

This is some of the stuff some of you guys missed, its a little long, and you pretty much had to be there.. btw there is a special message at the end for bigdumbhippy from egyptbeauty.

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by yak

submitted April 20th 2009

121 comments
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oh good heavens haha beegees!!!!
8 years ago
can't believe I missed it.
8 years ago
cruel went private with her for real
8 years ago
he took like ten minutes hahaha seriously
8 years ago
her eyes move like a gecko's
8 years ago
Some guy went in for 30 seconds and was done.
8 years ago
he had the wrong ide-r ^
8 years ago
I was fortunate enough to see her cry today and express her love to BigDumbHippie.
8 years ago
quite emotional was it not?

the whole time all those little faggot 4chan babies in there spamming their useless shit and when she started crying because of bigdumbhippie they basically all had a circle jerk "OMG FIRST TIME WE'VE MADE SOMEONE CRY LULZ LULZ LULZ"
8 years ago
"Wahhh. He cared enough to promote me. Wahhhh"
8 years ago
yak, BDH, and mucho in general: FTW!
...I'M getting a little teary-eyed right now
8 years ago
well done mr yak
8 years ago
i didn't really have the patience to actually like... edit it very well or anything so its about as good as its gunna get :p
8 years ago
ya ..how do you actually do that anyway?
8 years ago
how do you edit videos? well on a mac you can use imovie, on a pc you can use one of the 40,000 NLE (non linear editing) video tools out there :P
all i used was basically quicktime tho and cut and pasted ;/
8 years ago
how did you capture the video in the first place?
8 years ago
you can record live video with quicktime?
8 years ago
"snapz pro" for mac.. for pc you can get fraps or something to do it
8 years ago
I captured some on my cell phone but its shit quality
8 years ago
Well...you can't get everything right. You already found this gem for us all to gaze on in wonder.
8 years ago
i thought i was the only crazy egyiptian slut on the internet
8 years ago
I've got a crazy egyptian pyramid in my pants right about now.
8 years ago
i so want to see that
8 years ago
WOW
8 years ago
I she slow? Like I-got-in-a-car accident-and-am-*almost*-back-to-normal? That kind of slight retardation you can't quite put your finger on?
8 years ago
she's okay - she's just had a few too many hypodermics pushed thru a few too many body parts :/
8 years ago
It's called autistic mister. Retarded is shows insensitivity.
8 years ago
This is a two part question:
1) What did BDH say to make her cry?
2) Did she use the pepsi bottle cruel? (or did it use her?)
8 years ago
as for "1)" i think those were Grateful Tears Of Joy...
8 years ago
(not that i would really know, cause i fucking missed it too...)
FUCK
8 years ago
yeah they were tears of gratitude.
as for 2 noone knows, its a mystery of who that visits mucho privated with her.
8 years ago
cruel said he did..
8 years ago
doesn't surprise me
8 years ago
She didn't have a penis, so it probably wasn't cruel.
8 years ago
He was just "curious" the other night
8 years ago
Actually...she DID have a penis. But, I wouldn't know coz it wasn't me.
8 years ago
we need to get her to join MS - and verify that it's "really her"...
yak, send her an invitation?
8 years ago
truly, yak - could it maybe happen?
...it would be so amazing...
8 years ago
God DAMNIT...why do I have to pay just to chat with this halfbred drunk whore???
8 years ago
jesus you're dumb
8 years ago
Yeah...jesus is kinda dumb...but that doesnt explain wtf is going on here!
8 years ago
I want ANSWERS!
8 years ago
you don't have to pay unless you want sexual shit done. (see dik's comment above)
8 years ago
I think its cause I thought I had to sign up...now when I put in the link it takes me to the front page...and even when I search for it..it only will show her bio...WTF? And fuck you xzema...
8 years ago
NM I figured it out...no thanks you to assholes...shes not online...so I will harrass another slut!
8 years ago
congratulations on solving the rubix cube known as the internet
8 years ago
ooo jes masa yak, you mos knoledgble man on inta nets...tank you ver mooch!
8 years ago
"bob has found teh internet"
8 years ago
And bob says "the internet is good"
8 years ago
happy happy joy joy
8 years ago
STIMPY! shat ep!
8 years ago
I wish someone would start a raid right now! ho hum...*twittles his thumbs*
8 years ago
hey everybody? lets all start a raid now and invite Doucheboy to join in!
8 years ago
GREAT IDEA!!!
8 years ago
i believe the protocol is:
<insert url> EVERYONE GO HERE RIGHT NOW
8 years ago
I been lookin...but noone crazy yet...they just sit there and listen to music...and none of em are ugly enough to have any fun with
8 years ago
well it doesn't really matter what they look like it just matters if they are even paying attention to the screen or not..
8 years ago
if you give them your credit card PIN you'll probably get some crazy action
8 years ago
yeah most of em dont respond either...how bout yall help me!?
8 years ago
i'm about to go to sleep soon so no dice from me.
8 years ago
oh fucking well...Ill go it alone...
8 years ago
yeah...I love giving random whoresites my debit card number...what could go wrong?
8 years ago
Im having fun with this one...http://www.livejasmin.com/freechat.php?performerid=HUGEBOOBSBBW&tags=girl
8 years ago
wow she looks so fucking bored and is pretty much 100% ignoring you.
8 years ago
give them your credit card number
your PIN
your name, address, and social security number...
and all of these crazy bitches will fight each other for the right to swallow your seed!
trust me man - this is the Internet!

*has off-camera bloody brain-embolism, dies, gets re-incarnated as vince the shamwow guy...stuggles to form words...
...shut...
the....
...fuck...
...up...
You Fucking Idiot
8 years ago
yea this one is useless
8 years ago
wow and some fuck is already private chatting with this boring skank.
8 years ago
yeah...BDH...thats epic!
8 years ago
god damnit, are none of these girls into DVDA?
8 years ago
i think the smartest thing would be for you to move to the lesbians... and then play one of htem off the other...
like be all:
hey can the good looking one start touching the super ugly one please?
8 years ago
Not a lot of people know about Matt Stone and Trey Parker's band..they probably like britney spears and shit....
8 years ago
why dont you just cream your undies to fantasies aboot your sis and get it all over with, like usual?
8 years ago
cause thats usual...Im lookin for something new!
8 years ago
I think one of you guys were here before, she is already crying.
8 years ago
you! are actually "new", dushan...
new enough
old enough
just not smart enough or cool enuff
4chan awaits thee yu idjit
8 years ago
isnt she still private?
8 years ago
stfu...you dont know shit pussum
8 years ago
enlighten me, douche man dick
8 years ago
Douche on man dick...you should know quite well my reputation...
8 years ago
Meh, the ugliest looking girls are all private, its like they think the internet is full of assholes or something.
8 years ago
gee what a thought!
8 years ago
i went into an asian room with two asians that were into "roleplay"
and all i said was:
hi can you roleplay something for me?
could you both pretend to be pokemon please?

one of them basically lost her shit she was laughing so much but the other one shot the camera a look that would have given my mom's evil eye a run for her fucking money.. holy shit..
8 years ago
Nice...tell me where youre at...I need a good laugh!
8 years ago
i'm heading to sleep like i was doing like whenever i first said it.. but this time for realz ;(
8 years ago
Ok...Ill search for another egyptbeauty in the meantime..."im so ronry...jus a lil bit rony...whoas mee...so ronry"
8 years ago
god who let this guy in?^
8 years ago
no, the question should be who let him OUT
8 years ago
http://www.livejasmin.com/freechat.php?performerid=EGYPTBEAUTY&tags=girl

^my new home page
8 years ago
that was absolutely classic yak!!!
1000 points to team Mucho
8 years ago
i KNEW that my loyalty was well-placed...
this just proves it again
8 years ago
^sorry for that
what i meant to say was
"how come this site isnt all aboot meeeeeeee?"
wah :(
8 years ago
She seems like a cool chick.
8 years ago
and props to BDH for the find
8 years ago
^MF!
8 years ago
props to MAC for finding the reply button
8 years ago
Well ain't that the most horrid abomination ya' ever did seeeeen?

Jesus christ.
8 years ago
wow, I didn't stay online that long. I went to bed around 6am. I'm glad she appreciated it
8 years ago
At least she raps better than Cruel and Hank. I just wish she would have smeared period blood on the wall like I requested.
8 years ago
Nobody raps better than me. Wtf are talking about?
8 years ago
You couldn't rap your way into a pass the parcel convention.

You're dead to me.
8 years ago
Pwning you in a rap battle is the easiest thing I ever have to do.
8 years ago
O rly? As easy as gaining 30lbs from nothing but sake and noodles?
8 years ago
Hank. You can't rap. Fact. Even Tyrone said so, and that nigga's a nigga.
8 years ago
*Hank wakes up, busts out the ugly mug, and smells the coffee*
8 years ago
O rly? As easy as gaining 30lbs from nothing but sake and noodles?

hahaha
8 years ago
What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously, you've got some kinda bipolar disorder, don't you?

Btw, my raps are a fucking million times better than that rap pap running off your chins.
8 years ago
I don't have bipolar, you fucking dummy! Don't you know when someone is kidding around? Jesus. I seriously pwn everyone on this site soooo regularly, and I don't kow if they even realise. That's the 'beauty' of it.

Hank...the only thing phat about your raps...is the mouth they shit out from.
8 years ago
Oh, you big kidder.

Seriously, fuck off.
8 years ago
I'm not kidding.
8 years ago
You fuck off...and take your bad raps, and fat Jewish ass with you. Go on. Get.
8 years ago
you flags should stop flirting and just suck eachother off
8 years ago
Your gay fantasies usually involve little boys steve.
8 years ago
holy fuck , you faggots have start a conversation on a 9 month old thread. ?
8 years ago
1. My raps are top quality.
2. I'm not fat.
3. I'm not Jewish.
4. I'm king of the world.
5. Cruel is a sorry fruit.
6. Cruel is so intimidated by me he has taken to copying Camy and Dik's fat joke routine.
8 years ago
i hope my mother never does this.
8 years ago
*hoping no one figures out she's his mom
8 years ago
Wait. If she's Sarah on THIS Internet, whtf is she on the other one?
8 years ago
she ain't shit on samia gamal..
8 years ago
She's on again if anyone should be intrested. http://www.livejasmin.com/freechat.php?performerid=EGYPTBEAUTY&tags=girl
8 years ago
meh
8 years ago
I've seen her on Myfreecam crying to herself. I had no idea that was her thing.
4 years ago
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