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Affirmative action

Something for our African brethren to fap to.

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by jsloan10

submitted April 18th 2009

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Affirmative action
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comments (44)
I would like to be smothered by that ass.
8 years ago
Alrighty then
8 years ago
The top picture looks to have some interesting lighting on her belly.
8 years ago
that has to be THE most photoshopped midsection in photoshop history...

8 years ago
You obviously haven't seen Tara Reid's new Playboy pictures.
8 years ago
*goes to look for himself...*

whoa! urkel has a point, that bitch is as fake and freaky looking as ever. such a shame too, she was so fucking hot in van wilder and scrubs
8 years ago
I would fuck her fakeness all night.
8 years ago
I wanna save this pic
8 years ago
I think you can...
8 years ago
luigi has yet to discover the magical rabbit whole that is the right click
8 years ago
*hole, fuck you!
8 years ago
she just looks soo fake in the top pic its a turn off.

the ass in the bottom is good for a ride im sure. but not to marry
8 years ago
I would never marry just an ass. It's much better to have the whole woman.
8 years ago
Too bad your wife can't say that about you.
8 years ago
No, she would say ”お尻だけと結婚するわけがないよ。女性の全体あった方がいいよわね。”
8 years ago
I'm willing to bet she couldn't say that...
8 years ago
translation:

"hey round eye, get over here & shave my cock for me hank"
8 years ago
Um, no, that was stupid.
8 years ago
So what you're saying then Hank, is that your wife wouldn't say ass?
8 years ago
Sorry, that bares no resemblance to what I am saying.
8 years ago
No one cares what you're saying.
8 years ago
In the Japanese version, doesn't it say "I would never marry just a butt"?
8 years ago
I hate to say it, but Magawd's comment was genius. Step up Hank.
8 years ago
Give it a break Cruel. Face it, we don't know each other. So why put on such an act on the internet? And I'm not just saying this to you. Everyone can be a dick. But we all know that there can only be one dik, and we already have him!
8 years ago
What the fuck are you going on about you chunky old prick? Fuck off. I am who I am. Don't like it? Get fucked. You already have one dick called dik who somehow wants to believe he 'owns' this site?


Dude, go and creep back into the corner of your toolshed and read your WD40-sodden version of the New King James.
8 years ago
Genius? Jeez, man, you have low standards.
8 years ago
It was good Hank...come on man, admit it.
8 years ago
Dude, it was so obvious I didn't even bother to preempt it.
8 years ago
Like when you came in 60 seconds last night when wifey gave you the nod?
8 years ago
Wow, you are usually funny.
8 years ago
Make up your mind. You're more changeable than dik's male Depends.
:)
8 years ago
Wtf are you talking about?
8 years ago
One minute I'm funny, the next I'm not. dik has to change his soiled man-diapers regularly.

Shit, are you that fucked on sake right now, Hanky-san?
8 years ago
Did I say you weren't funny recently?

Anyways, you need to get more fiber in your diet. Your jokes are getting a bit loose.
8 years ago
Sick burn, hank.
8 years ago
Werd cooterface.
8 years ago
Seriously, I had no idea so many women had artificial ass implants, black AND white.
8 years ago
in the words of Team America, FUCK YEAH!!!!
8 years ago
Her ass looks like a pair of drums.

"Shit, my cell battery went dead. Do you mind if I send a message out on your ass?"
8 years ago
Racist AND funny.
8 years ago
The perfect marriage. Kinda like Sarah Palin and Rodney Dangerfield.
8 years ago
Her ass plumps when she wants it.
8 years ago
From the Ball Park Franks jingle.
8 years ago
That ass scares me.
8 years ago
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