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The real threat to Americans

and probably you Canadians & Europeans, & the rest of the world.

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by dirtyrottensteve

submitted April 14th 2009

61 comments
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The real threat to Americans
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This can kiss the fattest part of my ass.
8 years ago
I've pretty much resigned myself to a smoking or alcohol related death.
8 years ago
^^ Thats very admirable.
8 years ago
Just alcohol for me
8 years ago
I'm going for a VD.
8 years ago
It's funny you say that, while I was out for a cig, a woman walked out of a condo that's under construction, it's nighttime here by the way, by the time I finished my smoke, a rotund young looking guy walked out, ha, he's probably carrying around cervical cancer at least.
8 years ago
Ha, another good reason to smoke, out for a cigarette I discovered a girl across the way cleans her house wearing nothing but panties, huzzah!
8 years ago
win!
8 years ago
how old was the "girl"? 8?
8 years ago
cigs are for losers
8 years ago
OMG!!!
*Alt+Print Screen*
The first intelligent thing chris has ever said!
It has to be a typo or some other coincidental mistake...
8 years ago
Cigs taste good with beer/soda/food/by themselves/more beer
8 years ago
cigs and whiskey FTW!
*laments quitting cigs*
8 years ago
How can a guy be carrying cervical cancer?
8 years ago
And yes, cigarettes are for dumbasses.
8 years ago
I'm not explaining all this shit to you rish, go read about it yourself:
http://www.cdc.gov/STD/HPV/STDFact-HPV.htm
8 years ago
You will never have to explain anything to me, I promise you that. Men do not have a cervix therefore they can not have or carry cervical cancer. You are probably trying to make some stupid comparison with HPV, which can lead to cervical cancer in women, that a man can have.
8 years ago
He was OBVIOUSLY talking about HPV unless in your infinite intellect you think cancer is contagious, and since its not, the argument is already dead there.
Do you normally make a habit of asking stupid questions to which you already know the answer?
8 years ago
actually, hpv can be transferred female/male from vag to mouth, and it can turn into oral cancer. :(
8 years ago
It was posed as a question to point out the stupidity of the statement. Almost rhetorical, kinda like, "Why is dwhill05 such a dumb faggot?". See, I don't really want to know the answer, I just threw it out there to point something out.
8 years ago
And, if he meant HPV then thats what he should have said.
8 years ago
Are vaginas contagious?
8 years ago
Seriously, can you get vaginal herpes on your face?
Or does it just become regular herpes?
8 years ago
as if you've ever been close to one
8 years ago
I've been inside of one and outside of one and then back inside of one and then back outside of one and then back inside of one and then back outside of one, then i was finished.
8 years ago
I'm as fast as lightning!
pew pew pew!
8 years ago
no alec, dont eat any strange snatch unless she can prove she doesnt have hpv. it turns into mouth cancer once you get it, especially if you smoke/drink like I do.
8 years ago
I hate eating out.
I hate odor so I order.
8 years ago
the statement wasn't stupid, your lack of interpreting it correctly was and when a question has an obvious legitimate answer then its not rhetorical, its just called a stupid question and stupid questions get stupid answers
Nice try on the cover though
8 years ago
There was no cover, obviously I knew what he meant because I called attention to it and then schooled you when you tried to act as if you knew shit about shit.
8 years ago
haha, i know stuff about stuff,
its like fry's referrence to the breakfast club, "I can't wait til I feel ways about thing"
8 years ago
whats the point saying cervical cancer when hpv was what he ment and obviously ALOT FUCKING SHORTER.
you fucked up, he called it.
get over it
8 years ago
The BIG difference being here is... its not illegal to kill yourself, whereas its quite illegal to hijack planes and crash them into populated buildings. Even though I dont completely believe everything that was reported as pertains to "9/11"
8 years ago
actually it is illegal to kill yourself. why do you think jumpers attract soo much police and they tackle them when they try to save em.
8 years ago
Morph is right. It's most definitely illegal to kill yourself.
8 years ago
It's not. A quick Wiki search will tell you that.
8 years ago
Usually suicide is punished with capitol punishment.
8 years ago
this is sad cuz its true ;/
8 years ago
Usually though the age graph corresponds to the death by cancer or heart disease, those old fuckers made their beds, just like we're doing now.
8 years ago
Hey yak...Average of 19,200 homicides/year in America, counting 2001-2005 as a /five/ year study—means there's almost 20x as many murders per capita as Canada.
8 years ago
Who would kill anyone in canada?
your all so polite.
8 years ago
doesn't surprise me there are so many murders in the usa as compared to canada really.
it would be surprising if there wasn't at least a 10x per capita difference ;/
8 years ago
This chart is nonsense. Many categories are crossovers...and I actually thought more people died from homicides in US. Anyway...drink-driver deaths should come under homicide...and smoking-related, cancer, and second-hand smoke. Wtf.
8 years ago
...not all cancers are from smoke - I know.
8 years ago
^Had bollock cancer.

Now has one ball.

Very sad.

Still funny.

8 years ago
What?
8 years ago
you cant fight diseases with guns so americans arnt interested.
8 years ago
and you have AIDS..... and no guns, so you lose.
8 years ago
All of these problems can be solved by more pussy. the more you fuck the healthier you are and more mentally stable you are.
8 years ago
Second hand smoke...what a fucking scam. Dig this: http://tinyurl.com/d5ut9v
8 years ago
Surely the government knows what's best for us. Stop trying to change peoples minds with all your crazy "facts".
8 years ago
The worst thing: a radioactive smoking terrorist.
8 years ago
radioactive smoking terrorist that is your waiter at 'hear-attack grill'
8 years ago
I want to go out in an awesome podracer accident, maybe hit a jawa or two...
8 years ago
wouldnt smoking related and cancer be in the same catagory
8 years ago
you didnt read the * did you.
smoking CAN cause cancer, but its not an exclusive club.
this also highlights how people get cancer even without smoking.
8 years ago
'friendly fire' should be up there too
8 years ago
also humorless british comedians
8 years ago
I agree, people like Ricky Gervais and Noel Fielding should be shot as traitors.
8 years ago
yes they are so unfunny they won awards and got paid millions for it.
also "humorless british comedians" is a self defeating statement.
i GARUNFUCKINGTEE their are more unfunny americans than british
8 years ago
well duh, blade
considering our pop vs yours
(hint:we is BIG, you are currently a simple satellite orbiting our big fat ass)
dont insult us:
we will just squash you and forget you...
...work harder at being funnier, and the future sages may still refer to you, at least in a footnote or two
8 years ago
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