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Fir tree in your lung sir?

Wake up one morning, and you have a tree inside of you. It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. Doctors suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body. Yum.

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by K-Billy

submitted April 13th 2009

36 comments
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Fir tree in your lung sir?
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comments (36)
Its them fucking additives they put in cigarettes these days I tells ya!
9 years ago
Sick... sick, sick, sick. creepy shit growing inside you, no fucking way, make it stop.
9 years ago
haha i wonder how that felt.
9 years ago
Treemendous
9 years ago
Oranje fir the win!
9 years ago
I bet it was firightfully painful & a fir-st for the tree surgeons involved who, initially stumped, got to the root of the problem.

In Russia too? They should open branches around the world.
9 years ago
You guys need to branch out to some better jokes.
9 years ago
I am pine-ing for some pun-relief!
9 years ago
I think its time to leaf this pun alone.

Someone try and get "bark" into a pun without referencing dogs.
9 years ago
Bark-ause you can't?
9 years ago
Yew fellers are all barking mad.
9 years ago
Don't embark on this with me. I know words.
9 years ago
You can't keep it relevant to the post, I see. Yeah, real good with words...
9 years ago
Kinda like the movie Ruins.
9 years ago
dont these things need a certain amount of sunlight to get that big?
9 years ago
He drank a lot of SunnyD.
9 years ago
Plants cannot grow inside of you.
9 years ago
that true, plants?
9 years ago
Are you stupid? This DID actually happen. Google it.
9 years ago
Then try & come up with a pun including 'bark', we're stumped.
9 years ago
^unintended.
9 years ago
That wasn't unintended at all.
9 years ago
Oh OK then.

It wasn't unintentional cause cruel says so. He can read peoples minds through the internet.

Idiot.
9 years ago
I CAN read minds. You're thinking about Murder, She Wrote right now.
9 years ago
Angela Lansbury is kinda hot.
9 years ago
Not as hot as you in that gi pic.
9 years ago
ff.f.f.ff.ffa.fa.faak.ffaake.fake
9 years ago
dd.d.d.dd.ddu.duumb.dduumb.dumb^
9 years ago
im better than you in every simple way fatty baldy
9 years ago
Every 'simple' way.
Simple.
9 years ago
Jezus elpiss... I can just stand back and watch your ass get pwned now... something that literate people like to call a "snowball effect"
9 years ago
We don't need to do anything, he does it to himself so well.
9 years ago
He really is a fucking tard.
9 years ago
which is why i keep wondering what jerks thinks he's doing here...
elpiss doesnt need you
MS doesnt need you
we know who elpiss is, and who elpiss isnt...
you, though?
as far as i know, you might be whunu in drag...
w/o debating this shit further - shut up and get with the program
9 years ago
OK so this "Happened" in Russia... I mean it's fucking obvious some brutally tough Russian bastard jammed a Douglas Fur down someones throat and they lived and told doctors they didn't know how it got there to keep from having said Russian finish the job. Fucking DUH!
9 years ago
this was shown in the news a few days ago
9 years ago
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