Show them to me

Not bad

rodney is actually a steaming pile of septically-challenged donkey-donuts...he wasnt funny back when, and he's just a walking cialis ad waiting for a "post-e-vac" endorsement these days...

endorsement

:"dear penis...
where's my hoover?"
...impotent inbred over-compensating latent-gay faggots...

Are we on some good stuff tonight possum?

nope
just in a good mood :)

good for you then, enjoy

...just keep Persona away from me, okay?

Hey, I tried to warn you about him.
He is all yours now, you made your bed, now you gotta sleep in it
He was pretty damn funny though :)

*runs around screaming with bite-marks appearing randomly on fore-arms*
but seriouslsly, dwhill -
get them OFFA me!

*With a teary eye, goes to the closet to get the gun to put possum out of his misery*