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Tape Dick

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Before we had CDs all we had to shove up out dicks were tapes.

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by Archman

submitted April 10th 2009

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Tape Dick
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comments (79)
Can you hide 20 dollar bills in there?.
8 years ago
They might get a little damp
8 years ago
The caption for this is superb.
8 years ago
Pffft. When I was a kid, we used to shove 8-tracks up our pee-pees.
8 years ago
then we had to walk home, 3 miles, all uphill, against the wind, leaving nothing but a trail of magnetic tape behind us
8 years ago
And we liked it!
8 years ago
i personally prefer 12" vinyl, but hey if you like tapes thats cool.
8 years ago
Old 78 vinals were pretty rough though.
8 years ago
<- Never seen an 8track.
8 years ago
You were lucky..
8 years ago
8 tracks sounded pretty good, better sound than ordinary cassettes.
8 years ago
Sorry for the confusion but my earlier comment was aimed at the above feline and marsupial.
8 years ago
You couldn't rewind and they tended to bleed into other tracks after a while
8 years ago
Bloody Americans, ripping off the 4 Yorkshireman...
8 years ago
Yeah, and if they think they had it rough...
8 years ago
By 'eck
8 years ago
LUXURY!
8 years ago
foreskins are evil dirty things - fact
+1 Team Circumcision

girls? any opinions?
8 years ago
Mucho Rule 359.2-3: You cannot make up teams on the fly.
8 years ago
+1 Team Rule-Maker-Upper.
8 years ago
*faceplants into the mud at mile #2...(sister laughs) files a grievance against god for all the mud...waits for compensation and apology...
8 years ago
Foreskins are only dirty if you fail to wash them. In which case you'd be dirty and smelly all over anyway, since it doesn't take much effort to clean under them whilst showering.
8 years ago
^Foreskin cleaning expert
8 years ago
Well, I still have mine, so I guess you could say I am.
8 years ago
i just clean my foreskin in some pussy juice. call it good. btw i usually take golden showers so hence i don't bother cleaning.
8 years ago
wtf are you waffling on about ?
8 years ago
What about team possum, I think there should definitely be a team possum.
8 years ago
How 'bout Team Torture and Kill Exojizz?
8 years ago
How about Team Feed Exocunt To A Great White Shark In Pieces?
8 years ago
Or, Team Drop Exocunt From The Top Of El Capitan
8 years ago
how about a team ban and i'll see how many members can join it? :)
8 years ago
Had a nice day then, Deja?
8 years ago
+1 Team Ban

See you guys in 5 years!
8 years ago
i'll have a better day when all the bullshit with bloodwork, xrays and cat scans is done :P
8 years ago
I don't do well when they trying and take blood from me, I start to lose it and get very angry. I almost went off on a dude once getting blood for an allergy test. I literally told him if he didn't stop I was going to punch him right in the face. I was freaking out, guess it was the blood loss/light headedness? not sure, don't want to find out.
8 years ago
I'm no smerf, but bloodwork, x-rays & cat scans don't sound that great.

I will get K-Billy to pray for you.
8 years ago
+1 team scat scan
8 years ago
K-Billy, pray for Deja!

If her results don't come back with good news, your god is obviously a gay fish.
8 years ago
I've been waiting since last November for a Laryngoscopy to see if the lumpt in my throat is cancerous, I can only assume that they are waiting until it's inoperable to save money.
8 years ago
*lump
8 years ago
May chocolate bunny jesus visit you tonight and bless your house with goo filled chocolate eggs that come out of his ass.
8 years ago
sweet, remember if it's inoperable, do something drastic and write mucho sucko on your forehead in marker
8 years ago
deja, is this about the migraines?
8 years ago
*yak
8 years ago
Lets hope it isn't Fugs, but if it is, you should seriously get a mucho t-shirt & go something newsworthy. You could go on a stabbing spree at a BNP rally or something...
8 years ago
get well fugs!
but if yu die, i can has patio?
8 years ago
I think the label on the tape says: "Stan" Rather disturbing eh, dik?
8 years ago
i think whats rather disturbing is the bubbly ballsack...
8 years ago
This is how I hide all my tapes.
8 years ago
are you really that old, NG?
to be 1st-gen Nixon anything-you would have to be at least 50 to 60 yrs old...
8 years ago
13 step tape program nixonG. im surprised you ain't dead.
8 years ago
I'm old enough to know better but still to young to care.
8 years ago
Be Kind, Please, Rewind...
8 years ago
i told that to my girlfriend when i ripped out my cock with a tape stretched in it! she told me she'd rather have a 8track. i got dumped.
8 years ago
Is that a straw sticking out of his ballsack?
8 years ago
...his abnormally large ballsack.
8 years ago
I think it's the tie from his swimming trunks
8 years ago
Pffft... I'd like to see him try that with an 8-track.
8 years ago
Ask ClaudeBallz
8 years ago
ask your manager at your burgerking job...
8 years ago
We asked yours and he agreed that you're a cunt
8 years ago
fuck whunu!
8 years ago
What about 7inch vinyl ?
8 years ago
Up yer bum!
8 years ago
That WAS an erotic movie in its time, huh? Type of girl you hoped lived nextdoor when you were growing up!
8 years ago
I really fancied Emily Lloyd too
8 years ago
She was a saucy lil slut wasn't she? Definitely would have given her it up her bum.
8 years ago
eat my tape bitch
8 years ago
Shut up cunt!
8 years ago
I concur.
Huzzah!
8 years ago
what the piss


8 years ago
That's elpiss.
8 years ago
This guy has problems.

Bullwinkle-Hey Rocky, want to see me pull a cassette out of my cock?
Rocky- Awww, that trick never works.
8 years ago
I think I missed that episode.
8 years ago
it's on the dvd
8 years ago
Had to log in today just to say.... REPOST!!!!
8 years ago
Is there anything gayer? Then tapes?
8 years ago
Certainly not one of the Jooz
8 years ago
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