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Mega-douche bag - 25 years to design this business card

What a tool.

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by dirtyrottensteve

submitted April 9th 2009

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i need to get ahold of some of these.
8 years ago
It doesn't fit in a Rolodex because it doesn't belong in a Rolodex. So much emotion!
8 years ago
belongs in the garbage. i don't care what this guy does or how good he is at it, i wouldn't use him or let any company of mine use him. i prefer the business cards in American Psycho anyway.
8 years ago
Agreed and +1 for the American Psycho reference ;)
8 years ago
because its a leaflet....
8 years ago
American Psycho was such a brilliant film.
8 years ago
uh gud buk
8 years ago
That is a pretty impressive business card
8 years ago
I imagine if you were too receive one of these cards it would mean you are somewhat important... This guy doesn't seem like the type too fuck around with chumps... I'd feel like less of a piece of shit if I got one.
8 years ago
I heaarr that.
8 years ago
I'm guessing Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant saw this before penning The Office.
8 years ago
thats kind of what mucho's business cards look like, except its a gaping ass that folds out.. 3 times..
8 years ago
You make much fanware shirts, hats, socks, Business Cards and ill buy it...
Btw.. i have always wondered what the hell is that in your avatar? are those speakers ?
8 years ago
its the purple tentacle from maniac mansion.
its an evil purple tentacle bent on world domination.
8 years ago
ahem Yak... wheres mine?
8 years ago
Well, I guess we now know why your advertising base is 100% smut.
8 years ago
my new avatar rules
8 years ago
Yak, I always figured it was from Day of the Tentacle, some game I used to play years ago.
8 years ago
maniac mansion was first... then came day of the tentacle
8 years ago
i had maniac mansion on my c64.
8 years ago
I know next to nothing about maniac mansion but I am curious about the little timid almost scared looking tentacle that I have seen with the purple one in pictures.
8 years ago
that is green tentacle
8 years ago
Thanks for the in depth description...
I was thinking something along the lines of pinky and the brain where the evil master mind has a dim witted side kick with a soft timid heart just for comic relief.
Either way I like him cause he has yellowish orange suckers :)
8 years ago
thats pretty cool.. but he fails on the most important aspect of a business card.

it should fit in a wallet or pocket easily otherwise peopel will throw it out caus ewho in their right mind will carry that shit around in hand all day?

fuck that.

otherwise its a brilliant design. i did something like this for a project in class for my portfolio.. my company morph animations so i did a card that looks like a crumpled dollar bill... but you unfold it and its my business card and info.

get it.. MORPH animations
8 years ago
Like he says, it doesn't belong in a rolodex... it belongs in the trash. 25 years to design, a perfect example why a 4 year old can better use their inventive time than you. Best business card, the cardipult...
8 years ago
What was the point of that anyway? If it doesn't fit in a rolodex then people will chuck it out.
8 years ago
or atleast a damn wallet. having one that big is retarded.
8 years ago
Who still has a rollodex? The cards I get go on the bulletin board or in the trash.
8 years ago
Mine has 3 colors (white, black, and gold), is two-sided, and is embossed.
8 years ago
you mean 6 sided... right?
8 years ago
I guess, if you count the edges. Sure.
8 years ago
Oh, and it has our support telephone numbers on it too.
8 years ago
Mine is 3 colors (red, white, and blue) and glossy.
8 years ago
My business card defies geometric paradigms, it's thinking outside the box...It has only one side.
8 years ago
Your business card is a mobius strip then?

MetalFace is gonna be annoyed that I know what that is. haha
8 years ago
what a tool.
8 years ago
Mine just says "The Greatest".

Well, not just...it has my picture on it too.
8 years ago
Naturally

:)
8 years ago
Title: Deep Throat Specialist IV.
8 years ago
"Mine just says"

I covered that base.
8 years ago
My card doesn't say CEO on it, because who cares about that? My card says "Mitch Dickwinkle: Penis Inspector."
8 years ago
4 bucks a pop huh?
8 years ago
1: if it doesnt fit in a rolodex, does it fir up your ass?

2: I can kick your ass gauranteed!
8 years ago
*fit
8 years ago
*fail
8 years ago
Trust me, you don't want fir up your ass.
8 years ago
if it opens up, its no longer a card, its a pamplet
8 years ago
Birthday cards open up. Does that make them birthday pamphlets?
8 years ago
Awww bless his little heart, his card still sucks.
8 years ago
l-lLLOVE the hair!
8 years ago
So, none of you tards have considered the fact that this HAS to be FAKE.
Not even rish is this much of a douche.
8 years ago
he fell for a of some teenagers running around shooting with toy guns and fire crackers
8 years ago
a vid*
8 years ago
god you are dumb as dirt.. why the fuck do you even get out of bed in the morning.....
8 years ago
I want to know what the fuck elpiss was trying to say there. I have no clue.
8 years ago
Let's get a translator...

Does anyone here speak doucheinese?
8 years ago
Might have commented on the wrong vid, could be "NYC - To protect and to serve"
8 years ago
Just kidding, he's messed up on heroin and snuss not knowing what the hell he's saying.
8 years ago
'snuss'?
8 years ago
Ohhhh...I get it now.
Jesus...he's referring to the apparently-faked triple homicide vid from a few weeks ago.
Wow. H makes people pretty left-field.
8 years ago
It's just the equivalent of chew Cruel, easy now, don't know what the Swedish spelling is though.
8 years ago
Ain't nothing wrong with chasing the dragon a little.. (for the record elpiss) it's just douchebags like you that ruin it for the rest of us....
8 years ago
lol@'easy now'.
8 years ago
I'm just smoking my life away at the moment (nothing new). But only a bit of cannabis resin, right now.
8 years ago
I had way to much weed and alcohol last Saturday, I didn't know it, but I was talking and walking in slow motion at the club. It was strange since I felt time was going slow as well when I looked at my watch.
8 years ago
Ummm. That's pretty much what weed always does.
In US we would go out driving and smoking up...and any destination seemed to take forever to reach. I call it the conveyer-belt effect.
8 years ago
an obviously fake vid of some teenagers pretending to be gangbangers... the fag said quote "dont mess with those guys"
8 years ago
Definitely real then.
8 years ago
lighteweights
8 years ago
I love how the business card is basically a picture of himself and then a pop up of himself.

8 years ago
It looks like a miniature kids pop-up book ffs.
8 years ago
You do that, and I'll stick to leaving my card on trees and the pavement.
8 years ago
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