points: 1

Beat Your Wife

I hereby motion to allow beatings of the face and upon thereto faces causing said Arabian donkey faced bitches to become some what more attractive therefore, upon the beginning, as it is said, shalahak em allah, ALALALALALALALLALALALALLALALALLA.

featuredreligion

by PUSSYHANDS

submitted April 9th 2009

153 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
tagged:
votes:
muchoworthytr_willk
not muchoworthy
comments (153)
Islam is misogynistic.....is this news?
9 years ago
submission indeed, the female who is the carrier of life itself succumb to these carpet weaving, oil horny fucking sand beards. Allah Ahbar, walla walla yalla yalla. They talk about respect when they don't know what it means.
9 years ago
Mucho is misogynistic... is this news?
9 years ago
Know we know why the Palestinians are so fucked up...
9 years ago
Have any of these gutless fucks that beat woman ever realized the power that woman has with the man's cock and balls in her face?
9 years ago
I know that barely makes sense but abuse really pisses me off, so fuck off!
9 years ago
My wife picked a fight with me this morning, just started spewing complete non-sense and insulting me. If I tried to speak she would say "OH great I'm not allowed to say anything ever", at first I was just WTF?, then she pressed harder pushing all the buttons she could.
My hands were shaking I was so mad.
Did I hit her?, NO.
I grabbed the car keys and went for a drive so I could cool off and think.

While driving I came to the conclusion that-
-No bitch is worth this kind of stress.
-No bitch is gonna pwn me in my own house without cause.

So I come back cool as ever, grab a phone and a large suitcase, I call some family and start packing the suitcase.

She's watching going "what the fuck are you doing?.
"Leaving you bitch, It's not too late for me to start over again, you unfortunately, have not aged well and I'm sorry to leave you in this position, but I am sure there is some hot rich guys with fetishes for women like you"

After some tears and backtracking she has now shut her hole.

Really though, I know what the long term is going to be here. I don't need this shit and I can do better.
9 years ago
I'm still a little bitter.
9 years ago
Pills, sloan. Pills.
9 years ago
Seriously dude, calm down, it took me two years to exhaust all other options before divorce was the only option left, don't rush into it.
9 years ago
sloan, post nudies of her. It might make you feel better.
9 years ago
Your right, I'll give myself some time to relax and look at in a better perspective.
9 years ago
According to the movie "DonkeyPunch" you can kill a bitch with a donkeypunch, just keep that in the back of your mind for the future.
9 years ago
I was tempted at the nudies, but thats a last resort only.
9 years ago
Do it now.
9 years ago
Its the only way.
9 years ago
whenever the dead wife "picked a fight with me", i forced myself to give it a full 24 hours before i would respond one way or another(drove that irish chick crazy, by the way :/ )...anyway...
lets talk on this 24 from now - betting things will be different by then
"signed, dear abby"
9 years ago
ps - do post the nudies
9 years ago
she wont care! :)
9 years ago
You guys are the best, always know how to crack a guy up,
9 years ago
Threaten her with the nudies. There are people here with unparalled photoshop skills. That will work, guaranteed.
9 years ago
Do you rent, or own your house, sloan? If the shit hits the fan, make her leave. That way you get to keep the house and you can then post the nudies in peace.
9 years ago
Fuck it. Post the nudies anyway.

What's the worse that can happen?
9 years ago
Is she hot?
9 years ago
Sloan, it's definatly not worth hitting her. You did the right thing. If you start doing shit to her and it doesn't work out, it will all go against you in the end. I've lost a lot of shit over the years because of bitches but I foundly found my best friend in the process and I was 39 when that happened so, it's never to late. And trust me, in the long run when she sees you with someone else all lovey dovey, it will hurt her worse.
9 years ago
Oh, and sloan, get everything you want now before anything is filed because she has the same rights to it too. So if you have any money stashed somewhere or you want the kids, do it now!
9 years ago
I feel for you sloan, buddy. As funny as these typical Mucho suggestions are...you have 2 options:
1. If you love her...and feel it's worth it - do all you can to save your marriage. Get counselling. An independent opinion could solve this.
2. If the home is yours...make HER leave...the cheeky bitch! Get your shit straight and safe before you kick her out. Put your assets in places she won't have access to...or legal right to. Perhaps set up trusts in the names of family members you 'trust'. She cannot touch a legal trust.
9 years ago
Cruel pretends to date a dirty whore and has no job. How could you take relationship/divorce advice from that tard?
9 years ago
Maybe because I'm not a dirty faggot like you...and I've actually been through some shit in life.
Go back to bending over in the gym showers, you fucking nobody.
9 years ago
The unemployed fatassed sissy that has a whore for a girlfriend and considers 6 weeks "doing time" considers me a nobody. That really hurts.
9 years ago
You're a pathetic, tiny lil gay man...who pretends to fuck lots of random women to 'convince' us here at Mucho of your heterosexuality.
I bet sometimes you even get some Viagra to force your cock to go against its natural instinct to only get hard for men...just so you can fuck the occasional bar-whore, and sleep at night.
But then you go to the gym the next day...on the premise that you 'love MMA' when really you just wanna get to grips with other men...and get to lather up next to them in the showers (coz...ya know...you already said showering with other men and looking at their cocks is 'normal').
You're truly pathetic. And whereas everyone else here is just joking about the nudies thing...you ACTUALLY mean it...you worthless piece of white dog shit. Go kill yourself...you fucking weak lil crybaby mofocker.
If we ever meet, I am going to beat you to within an inch of your miserable fake-hetero life.
yak? Arrange the fucking convention already. This cunt is going down. I promise.
9 years ago
When have I ever claimed "fuck lots of random women"? You are the pathetic one. By your own admissions. You have this lofty opinion of yourself and make stupid claims like "I gave up a carrer in law". You probably actually tell people that in real life, don't you? Face it you are a loser you didn't finish school and claim you gave up a carrer. What did you give it up for, your current position as an unemployed faggot? Hell yes I meant it when I asked him to post nudes of his girl. Why wouldn't I want to see nudies? Are you saying that you don't enjoy naked pictures of chicks?
9 years ago
pwned...again
9 years ago
Also you are just talking out your ass if think you would have a chance in a fight with me. You can act tough all you want online, its cool, but you have to know you wouldn't stand a chance against me. I would make you cry.
9 years ago
lol pussyhands you didn't actually watch donkey punch did you??
9 years ago
Rish. I will kill you with my bare hands. Effortlessly...you pathetic wimp.
9 years ago
I will pwn you for real. You tiny spunk-bubble on a big blanket.
9 years ago
Damn. I hate you worse than I hate dik.
9 years ago
All your lil MMA tricks? I know them all...plus I am far bigger than you. God...I have never wanted to beat a fag to a pulp more than you right now.
9 years ago
No, you won't. You'll sit around and talk shit and think you are a badass. Like I said, its cool, if that is what you do to feel like a man then by all means go ahead. If you don't train then you are not a threat to me, I know it and deep down so do you.
9 years ago
Your fat ass would gas out in the first minute.
9 years ago
I've faced guys twice my size...and come out on top - no problem. So you...being gay, half my size, and far less intelligent...how do you think it could go? I'd relish the opportunity, bitch.
9 years ago
*fucked
9 years ago
I'm a former college long-distance runner. Nah...I have plenty endurance you gay fuck.
Plus...being about 20lbs larger than you...you'd be out with the first good hit on your homo-chin.
Come on fucker.
9 years ago
You fucking gay fuck.
9 years ago
Even dik is funny at least...you follow him around like a love-sick homo-erotic bundle of cum jackets.
9 years ago
Damn queer-eye for the straight-man.
9 years ago
Fucking 3-queefed clover homotard.
9 years ago
Former being the key word, buttslammer. Basically you just told me that you used to be in shape. I am in shape right now. 20lbs is nothing to me. I doubt you would get a single decent shot in on me.
9 years ago
yak, I see a golden pay-per-view streaming video opportunity here
9 years ago
People would waste their money. This big-mouthed, small-cocked homo would go down easier than a cold glass of Killians.
9 years ago
Come on...say something witty you fucking dirty bag of used dildos.
9 years ago
I like how the guy who routinely posts paragraph long comments full of bullshit has the audacity to call anyone "big-mouthed".
9 years ago
It would be a waste of money though I would destroy you.
9 years ago
No? Nothing. As I thought you fucking whiny, crybaby-bitchslut.
I have to go see my whore girlfriend now. Keep dreaming you're not queer...you fucking midget cumslab.
9 years ago
^fail
9 years ago
You're getting good at this.
9 years ago
Pwned.
9 years ago
You dirty lil paperweight. Keep suckling on dik's moobs.
9 years ago
Verdict?
Cruel owns your unclean butthole.
9 years ago
Where did you ever own anything or anyone? Seriously man, you are either delusional or just extremely stupid.
9 years ago
Probably a little bit of both.
9 years ago
Yak, how could I resist? A movie called donkeypunch? Come on, I had to.
9 years ago
Cruel nobody reads your stupid fuckin dissertations, shut up you failure.
9 years ago
my friend was at HMV yesterday and msg'd me from his iphone and was like YOU HAVE TO FIND ME THIS MOVIE TO DOWNLOAD!!!
9 years ago
and then sent me a picture of the box ;/
9 years ago
Irish or Cruel? Who would win?

There's only one way to find out....



FIGHT!!!!!
9 years ago
*Emails Sky and Setanta to set up the ppv.*
9 years ago
We need someone to approach the American ppv people.
9 years ago
Also we all need to chip in some moulah to get the fight purse up and under way.

I will, of course, keep hold of the money. Just for safekeeping of course.
9 years ago
Donkeypunch was pretty good
9 years ago
Don't get your hopes up, Cruel, you don't actually get to use a purse.
9 years ago
It wasn't a horror flick. It was a british tween shitflick, dude does killa bitch with a donkey punch though.
9 years ago
I'll go ahead and call a first round knock out from Irish, the MMA fighter and also call a crying bitch fit by the fat loser Cruel. LOL, I can see this fat fuck grabbing his bloodied face saying you cheated somehow and he owned you on the internet so he still wins. In the red corner fighting out of his Grandmum's basement we have Cruel "the tool" weighing in at a stunning 398lbs at 5 foot 4 inches tall.
9 years ago
Cruella, you don't stand a chance. You do know 'rish has done time for fighting, right? WTF do you think that tells you?
9 years ago
That he tends to get caught a lot?
9 years ago
He fights cops?
9 years ago
He's dumb?
9 years ago
He's a redneck wrestler?
9 years ago
Sorry 'rish, cheeky made me say it.
9 years ago
Could be all the above. But, it could also mean the person he fought didn't turn out so well...
9 years ago
He's a bully?
9 years ago
He's a bad drunk?
9 years ago
I'm not a redneck.
9 years ago
OK, we had makeup sex and I'm totally over it.
Next time though, I'm not gonna fuck around.. I'm gonna throw a slipper right at her taco then give her a swirly.
9 years ago
I think it means Irish picks on kids.
9 years ago
Good to hear sloan
9 years ago
You should post her nudies just as a reminder for her to keep in line.
9 years ago
sloan, is that like throwing a shoe at Bush?
9 years ago
Sloan, she has you wrapped around her little finger.

She decides to go off at you, you then threaten to leave so she lifts her skirt and bends over earning herself a pass...

Man up and stab her.
9 years ago
*with your pink torpedo
9 years ago
*with a frozen turd
9 years ago
On the point of manning up-
The doctor has had me on 100mg of Zoloft for stress, I've taken it for several years.

I have now stopped taking it because it seems to be the cause of alot of problems, It make me all calm and apathetic, basically a chemical castration, a real "pussy" if you will.

On the 23rd I'm going in to get the RX changed to a Dexedrine compound which will turn me into a social gorilla and make my balls the size of ... umm well.. something big and round that has massive presence.

I can get these drugs cause I was diagnosed with Attention Asshole Disorder when I was a kid, my Mom forbid any treatment when I was in school though so this will be a new thing for me.
9 years ago
* cues up "Dexy's Midnight Runners"...
careful there sloan :)
9 years ago
It's a personal decision.
I have really become antisocial over the years and left alot of good friend behind. I thought it was the best way to dedicate myself to my family but if my wife loses respect for me as a man and I let people walk on me its obviously not the correct path.

It may or may not be beneficial to my marriage but I know for sure it will be beneficial to me and my future.

Time to stop being a sheep and start being the wolf I once was.
9 years ago
Rather than going from one extreme to another, can't you just stop taking anything?
9 years ago
I really do have a problem with focus and listening sometimes I, OH LOOK A SQUI....
9 years ago
What the fuck is this, Dr. Phil?
9 years ago
Your right
Moving on...
9 years ago
hahaha, Dr. Phil would have said something like "So suck off a Cow" or something, then pilled you up beyond belief.
9 years ago
Dr Phil would have plied you with rohypnol and raped you.
9 years ago
A bit like 1rish1 would do
9 years ago
I think he's right about the nudie photos though, show her who's boss.
9 years ago
Sloan. Dexderine? Are you fucking serious? So...you'll go from an apathetic pushover to a Tazmanian Devil? Yeahhh, that's gonna solve ALL your problems. Shit...if dexs is the same in Canuckland as it is England...it's some serious shit - given only to speed addicts to try to keep them away from buying street drugs, and committing crime to pay for their habit. Fuck! Just smoke some herb, dude.
9 years ago
Incidentally CaptainCock, all the times I have been arrested it too has been for fighting. Which, yes, makes me as equally dumb as fagrish - difference is...I have no criminal convictions.
I fight smart, and see pretty much every trick coming a mile off, have trained in most martial arts throughout my life, and am extremely fast.
Sorry, but some midget, wannabe MMA frustrated-homo concerns me about as much as a dead bug on my windshield.
9 years ago
CaptainCock? That's a bit harsh as I don't call you things like FagHM, CumHM, or StupidAssHM often.
9 years ago
*I call you
9 years ago
Allah says slapping children is ok? Finally, someone who agrees with me.
9 years ago
I've been one never to listen to the law in the first place and the children know that.
9 years ago
Animals and children. slap them left and right
9 years ago
Islam is so middle ages when it comes to wife beatings. No tazer?
9 years ago
why not just put a exploding necklace on her?
9 years ago
"must beat her where it will not leave marks" where is that? her hair? You beat something, it'll leave marks.

"should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child, slapping them right and left"
wtf?
9 years ago
these people cant be reasoned with we should slap them left and right.
9 years ago
*SLAP*
9 years ago
*Pushes Fugs out of the way*

*SLAP*
*SLAP*
9 years ago
left AND right
9 years ago
I know. Like this...

*SLAP*
*SLAP*

Of course I could go right and left like this...

*SLAP*
*SLAP*
9 years ago
Or both at the same time like this...

*SLAP*
*SLAP*
9 years ago
*SLAP, SLAP*
9 years ago
Hey I think I'm getting the hang of it.
9 years ago
LOL, it's like a Monty python script...
9 years ago
Adds the back-handers on the return swing.

*SLAPPITY*
*SLAPPITY*
9 years ago
*slip*
9 years ago
You're doing it wrong fries. It's not the arse cheeks you're supposed to be slapping
9 years ago
*SLOSH*
9 years ago
*SLAP*
Get a hold of yourself, Camy.
*SLAP*
9 years ago
Wait lemme try again .. *Swings arm, misses Fugs, slips and falls downstairs* ... ugh ... like that?
9 years ago
What would William Wallace say about that patheticness hmmm?
9 years ago
Yay, I'm the best slapper!


Oh...wait...
9 years ago
FREEEEEDOM! Sorry what?
9 years ago
*chops Fugs head off with a longsword* Yeaaah thats how I roll motherfucka! oops .. Is my arse showing?
9 years ago
Yes it is, and you missed!
9 years ago
Then whos head is that?
9 years ago
BTW, William Wallace is alive and well, and drives for Securicor. I've known him for years.
9 years ago
Possum's, he's always hanging around my patio.
9 years ago
Does he still have that hanky with the flower on it?
9 years ago
Oh dear *closes posssum's eyes*
9 years ago
Never seen him with it, he's a very pleasant, mild mannered Scotsman most unlike his image.
9 years ago
Sure he's not mad in his own time, you know shitting in peoples faces and that? Oh wait thats Mel Gibson sorry.
9 years ago
I'm off to bed, before I lose my head!

'night all!
9 years ago
Night bitch!
9 years ago
So you can't poke them in the eyes. That's the only thing that shows in public.
9 years ago
how do you beat someone where it does not cause any damage? I mean...isn't that the definition of a beating? Causing damage?
9 years ago
Waiting anxiously with pen and paper ^
9 years ago
A good solid hit to the cunt will be unseen and unheard of, and should there be bruising, then she can't prove that it was your hand.
9 years ago
Electrocution leaves little residual damage if done properly.
9 years ago
"Even when you want your camel or donkey to start walking, you are not allowed to beat it in the face." When I want my camel or donkey to start walking, I TURN THE KEY AND START THE CAR. These fucking people need to come out of the dark ages and get a fucking clue.
9 years ago
Quiet heretic.
9 years ago
Bite my shiny shark ass.
9 years ago
Support global warming
9 years ago
HA! I beat my wife all the time!! she sucks at street fighter 4 and all the other previous ones. And don't get me started on Mortal Kombat. Let's face it, women are easy to beat
9 years ago
sounds reasonable.
8 years ago
recover password
most discussed

below are mucho's most discussed submissions of the last 12 hours. join in on the discussion!