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1rish1 hittin the streets

"Does my butt look big in this, dik?" "No." "And...you're SURE it doesn't make me look gay?" "You know I'd say if it did. We're tight like that, man."

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by CruelHM

submitted April 6th 2009

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1rish1 hittin the streets
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lucha libre muy malo!
9 years ago
"You know I'd say if it did. We're tight like that, man."

hahaha Pretty apt dik response.
9 years ago
And you know it's rish coz he has that 'Ohh shit - I just know someone is gonna punch me in the face' look on his face.
9 years ago
Don't think your shoes need to go up that far.
9 years ago
haha..... history made
9 years ago
*reality implodes*
9 years ago
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! he'd be wearing stilettos
9 years ago
*Crocs
9 years ago
flip flops
9 years ago
flip flops should never be on a man
9 years ago
exactly
9 years ago
Hey, Cruel, looks like you've been thinking of me.
9 years ago
you forgot to add 'while fapping'
9 years ago
Actually...I uploaded a few different pics. So either they didn't reach Canada...or deja just doesn't like you - because I found a nice pic of dik and cumslave too.
9 years ago
Deja has already said that she doesn't like me.
9 years ago
what's not to like?
9 years ago
My question exactly.
9 years ago
Maybe because you're a cock?
9 years ago
here's why ^
9 years ago
did you need another pwnage fatboy?
9 years ago
I don't get it.
9 years ago
sorry tons of fun but i actually have a job
9 years ago
I know...it involves blowing a lot.
9 years ago
dik...you still haven't seen a shrink about your delusions huh? Insipid pot of melted hippy jizz.
9 years ago
you know chunky..i never read your comments..never ..on principle...yet you follow me around every day all day..i'd ask why but i won't read it..you've been pwned so bad..yet you keep coming back for more...like a fat kid and cake
9 years ago
...or you and shwag sprinkled liberally on rish's cock-helmet.
9 years ago
Dirty hippy.
9 years ago
Pwned.
9 years ago
Finally, you posted something.
*applauds*
9 years ago
We are all so proud
9 years ago
Anything to get kids here to stfu, and quit bitching.
9 years ago
....I am not impressed.
9 years ago
Someone doesn't take compliments^^
9 years ago
I wasn't trying to impress anyone with this, Typical. I'm not impressed by your ugly face, either.
9 years ago
yeah, his is WAY uglier
9 years ago
Dude, really? You can do better than that, right? I hope you can.
9 years ago
^doesn't realize i was making fun of his 'original' comeback to typical
9 years ago
Oh is that right? I didn't realise that, huh? Wtf are you on, kid?
9 years ago
i'm on your mom...
OH SNAP! NO HE DI-INT!
momma jokes, just like face jokes are about as old as your dirty assho-i mean face
9 years ago
and no, you didn't realize
9 years ago
MetalFace just PWN3D your worthless ass again, Cruel.
9 years ago
endless
9 years ago
Kid. You really are nothing. Right now you're a pawn to Rish...that's pretty sad. Really sad.
What I said about Typical's face was NOT a joke, you stupid little lying zithead - it's just facts.
Now...I really must sleep now. Have a good think about when you said you were 25. I know you said it...so do you, filthy noob cunt.
9 years ago
i pwned you of my own accord, not rish's
i love how you keep making these references to me being young while also talking about how i'll be 30 before i know it... its like you don't even hear what you say
9 years ago
im 25 before i knew it
9 years ago
before you knew what.. that you were a herpes infected drug addict that had wasted his entire life?
9 years ago
makes sense
9 years ago
before i knew i was 25. i think that was pretty clear... to anyone thats not mentaly handicapped
9 years ago
Ahh.. so what you meant to say (if you weren't too high to consider grammar and punctuation) was: I turned 25 before I knew it.
9 years ago
makes sense
9 years ago
I'm drunk and like 25 too
9 years ago
Go shoot a load you dumbfuck... save your comments for your personal memoirs that will never get published, cause you are a sapless, pathetic piece of shit.
9 years ago
Daaaaaaaamn
9 years ago
pretty drunk my self plantman
9 years ago
okey I'm sorry I will pay your gf blowing me off next time Hotshot
9 years ago
1rish1: you steal around here homo-monkey?
9 years ago
still*
9 years ago
off out to meet some friends and shop for some dope
9 years ago
got home today from my vacation. a fucking disaster from the day i got on the plane... i had to get carried out from it
9 years ago
lots of fun though
9 years ago
elchris: i out of booze!
9 years ago
damn that sounds nice elchris, where have you been this time?
9 years ago
damn that sounds nice elchris, where have you been this time?
9 years ago
vacation from what you fucking stagnated cum-wading piece of garbage...??

They must really be wearing you down, smuggling all that smack in your asshole across the border.. upping the shipment on you cause they know your ass is a gaping crater from being fucked by plantshit all day long.
9 years ago
Expect more of this next time you log on you motherfucker.. you're going down.
9 years ago
i had a vacation some weeks ago, i went on a cruise with a friend. I spend 1k$ on drinks and food . I think the boat went to some baltic country but i stayed on board drinking of course.
9 years ago
next vacation im planing to go to egypt, see thoose stone and chop some pieaces of them and take them home as memory.
9 years ago
You numbnut, that is illegal and they would probably chop your hand and dick off just to ensure you couldn't do it again.
9 years ago
i don't give a SHIT you stupid buttplug
9 years ago
yes, your success level and general demeanor exhibit that quite effectively
9 years ago
Hi Planty. Was the hospital, I mean, vacation good for you?
9 years ago
No one said you were trying to impress us Cruel, I was just saying well done on your first post. Ya fucking self-centred bag of turds.
9 years ago
cruels gone, dude
9 years ago
Good. Lets keep it that way.
9 years ago
vcation in st. maarten. luxurious shit. still i smoked crack with the bums over there
9 years ago
Smoked crack in St Maarten ah.... you really are a scumbag....
9 years ago
Why don't you try a fucking man's drug for once you little girl, stop being a fucking pussy, and polluting other countries with your vile~ass....
9 years ago
wow, you must really be butthurt from whatever i said that hurt that much your feelings
9 years ago
keep whining dude... i certainly dont give a fucking shit
9 years ago
Naww.. you're butt hurt from smuggling crack rocks in your ass from St Maarten.. you fucking piece of shit scumbag.. don't even try to reason with me.. you're through shit-wad
9 years ago
I'll just harass your every move, until one night you finally fill up a little too much in that syringe.... *BAM*
9 years ago
Nothing more than a shit-stain on the ground, that will wash away with one nights rain.. that's how fucking meaningless your existence is
9 years ago
wawawa
9 years ago
Are you choking on your boyfriends cum again...?? Gargling cum does not give you extra vitamins.. Although you might have read differently in Cosmo magazine....
9 years ago
You got nothing on me... don't even try to fucking respond, you brainless twit... go waste your last brain cell on something else
9 years ago
just cool it there, dikstore
9 years ago
yea, let me tell you something... youre pretty close to running me off the site. ok?
9 years ago
I'm not even close to done with your fucking dumbass... you're gonna be sucking my cock so much from now on.. that you're gonna start to like it.....
9 years ago
Jerk, what the hells your problem with elchis? I know he can be a little controversial, but damn.

I don't like/agree with the sort of drugs he does, but I actually quite like the guy.

Relax...
9 years ago
whoo! jerks has battery on shoulder tonight! :)
9 years ago
the retard thought i was serious... tsk tsk
9 years ago
Fuck elchris.. I have my reasons...
9 years ago
Fuck you buddy.. I don't give a shit what you do and don't remember from your last speed binge... you're a fucking splattered bug on the windshield of life.. you motherfucker....
9 years ago
Whatever you said, elchris, you really hit a nerve.
9 years ago
I'm about to disconnect his whole spinal column, and and use his nerve endings to floss my colon.
9 years ago
"Brains And Spinal Cords"
9 years ago
youre cool oranj. whn ever i get to london wich might be soon ill buy you a beer and youl help me score some good herbs
9 years ago
London is a few hundred miles from me lol, I'm in Yorkshire dude.
9 years ago
elchris.. I'll show up in London the same time, just so I can choke you the fuck out until blood squirts out of your eyes... you piece of fucking dog shit
9 years ago
I'm off to bed, play nice fellas.

(Feel free to say what started all this, Jerk. I'll be checking back here tomorrow)
9 years ago
in other words jerkstore, youre butthurt
9 years ago
pwned
9 years ago
wammyd
9 years ago
zingd
9 years ago
Yeah.. I'm a little upset with you right now elchris...... You've been playing with fire too long you little nancy boy cocksucker...
9 years ago
Don't think just cause I admit it that you're off the hook... you're fucking through
9 years ago
I like to zinga, with the zooma and the booma and the pwnda
9 years ago
flaming w/o specific reason = gayness...
wtf jerks?
9 years ago
This may seem all of the sudden to you guys.. but this cocksucker has been egging me on for a while now..... There wasn't just like one thing that he said that set me off
9 years ago
hey jerks - news flash: stop this for long enough to check out the "Cheers" vid by jones...
wont be disappointed :)
9 years ago
Thinking about it now.. I don't appreciate your concern, poss... please stay out of my feuds... its a battle to the death.. you don't want to get hit with any crossfire buddy... seek shelter under fugs porch ;)
9 years ago
elchris: i out of booze!
9 years ago
i wish you'd run out of fail
9 years ago
Unfortunately that isn't going to happen since the booze refuels the fail.
9 years ago
now if only his fails could power our cars and homes, hmmmm.....
9 years ago
plantbum can get free beer from wealthfare. i respect that
9 years ago
^last braincell officially wasted
9 years ago
let him eat CAKE
9 years ago
your obsessed, bleeding from your butthole
9 years ago
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