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Hookers for JC

Jesus has hookers?

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by jsloan10

submitted April 6th 2009

27 comments
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Hookers for JC
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Yeah, I got a whole group now.
8 years ago
Who would
jesus Do?
8 years ago
Anyone thats willing.
8 years ago
Even the fat ones?
8 years ago
Not if they want to be on top.
8 years ago
If Jesus can do anything, can he make a hooker so heavy he can't lift her?

8 years ago
No, KFC does that.
8 years ago
Jesus would take a bong hit.
8 years ago
jesus has hookers
8 years ago
Damn right.
8 years ago
True dat.
8 years ago
Of course. Who the hell do you think is servicing all the priests and popes in heaven that were abstinent for their whole life. Their wait had to pay off.
8 years ago
They weren't abstinent. That's what the Alter boys were for.
8 years ago
Those alter boys only did anal. He's got hookers for the pussy.
8 years ago
I think the only member is Mary.
8 years ago
No, like most jewish chicks she won't make with the head.
8 years ago
Aren't jewish girls known for giving head?
8 years ago
I would think their noses prevent them from a good deepthroating though.
8 years ago
Not when your dick is 23 inches like mine.
8 years ago
Shit, the Jewish girl I used to date gave head.

It wasn't GOOD head, mind you, but it was bad, either.
8 years ago
This show was funny as hell. This bitch is a former hooker who founded Hookers For Jesus to help save other skanks or some shit.
8 years ago
Id nail annie for ten bucks.
8 years ago
Because jesus said so.
8 years ago
Look up the Children of God cult some time. Fun stuff!
8 years ago
we call them prozzies in England
8 years ago
It's a brothel with a babysitting service.
8 years ago
I could revert if this is actually the case
8 years ago
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