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Penis Problem

Mom!!!

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by kildawabits

submitted April 6th 2009

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Penis Problem
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She fucked him.
8 years ago
so do we have to stay tuned or what? wtf was wrong with his dick?
8 years ago
and that is when the cheesy porn music started to play in the background
8 years ago
Wakka-chicka-wakka-chicka-wakka-chicka-boww-chicka...
8 years ago
so you have 2 options, fuck your mom or kill her, what would you do?
8 years ago
both
8 years ago
haha this is why I like Mucho.
8 years ago
In what order Steve?
8 years ago
Who said anything about an order? Don't you know how to multitask?
8 years ago
Fuck, kill, fuck again. It's the ONLY order.
8 years ago
Kill her while fucking her.
8 years ago
but make sure you fuck her again after you've killed her.
8 years ago
just fuck her. that will "kill" her inside.
8 years ago
just fuck her, til you kill her!
8 years ago
This article was written by Kay Parker.
8 years ago
^ win
8 years ago
i love kay.
8 years ago
She loved Paul
8 years ago
i loved myself many times, while watching kay love paul.
8 years ago
"Well, did he cum or what?"
8 years ago
"I don't appreciate your ruse," urkel
8 years ago
"Jesus Christ Urkelbot, there's just some things you don't talk about in public!"
8 years ago
Where's the other half of this?


*Spoiler, but you probably assumed anyway.

-She starts jerking him off daily to try and help straighten his dick.
8 years ago
Yeah, I read that too. Although she doesn't think of it as jerking him off, she calls it "massaging". Although she admits she keeps doing it til he cums three times.
8 years ago
sounds like a letter to penthouse to me.
8 years ago
I think this is where that pic came from. The original post seems to have been deleted or something.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/my-son-s-penis-problem-t55701.html
8 years ago
That was one of the most disturbing threads I have ever read....Kudos.
8 years ago
Whose mom doesn't whack them off, aren't we all progressives here??
8 years ago
kudos indeed
8 years ago
Wait until 'TonyM' enters the scene, the mother admits to arousal.
8 years ago
that shit's gotta be fake
8 years ago
was the best thing ever happened to me
8 years ago
y'all got trolled!

8 years ago
mimosas on sunday morning rule
8 years ago
The woman who wrote this was Shia LeBeouf's mom.
http://tinyurl.com/ra98km
8 years ago
i wonder if she'd like to 'straighten' my penis
8 years ago
i would think that the "upward curve" would be a perfect G-spot stimulator...if, in fact, there was any such thing
8 years ago
What's the difference between a tv remote and a g-spot?
8 years ago
I can't find my remote.
8 years ago
I've never left a g-spot in the refrigerator.
8 years ago
My dog has never chewed up a g-spot. (that I know of)
8 years ago
I have never sauteed a remote in olive oil with scallions and garlic.
8 years ago
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