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Turtle Vs Pidgeon

Turtle-1 Flying Rat-0

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by SausageLog

submitted April 6th 2009

32 comments
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I had a pet turtle once. I accidentally boiled him in the bathtub when I was little.

On a completely unrelated note, turtle soup is delicious!
8 years ago
pigeon taste like chicken?
8 years ago
My mom had turtles once. Some little cunts next door threw rocks at them though and they died.
8 years ago
these are all very good stories.
8 years ago
haha, that fuckin Sux for the pidegon
8 years ago
Wow
8 years ago
HA! I've been lurking on the site for years, see all the death and murderous shit, but this was the first thing that made me say 'holy shit' out loud. On another note, at 56 sec, it sounded like he said 'don't fuck with el turtal'
8 years ago
Oh you've been lurking you say?

HEY! SOMEONE BRING OUT THE 'DON'T GIVE A FUCK' FOLDER!
8 years ago
*opens folder..*adds this douche
8 years ago
wow..mammals are awesome
8 years ago
you spelled sharks wrong.
8 years ago
You spelled vagina's wrong.
8 years ago
you spelled spelled wrong.

btw, I did not know turtles did that.
8 years ago
Turtles don't have tits.
8 years ago
FUCK YEAH GO PIDGEN!!!.........awww.......
8 years ago
pidgeon*
8 years ago
fuck birds
8 years ago
*pigeon
8 years ago
fuck xzekiel
8 years ago
I fucking hate pigeons.
8 years ago
They hate you too.
8 years ago
i KNEW it!
8 years ago
Might not have been mutant, but that turtle sure was ninja.
8 years ago
that was pretty ninja like
8 years ago
Wonder if he was a teenager?
8 years ago
I bet he's a teenager in turtle years.
8 years ago
I like turtles.
8 years ago
what a bloodthirsty turtle
8 years ago
and i thought turtles were vegans
8 years ago
....
8 years ago
I'll never see turtles again the same way.
8 years ago
when it gets bigger what else will it eat (hopefully cats)
8 years ago
recover password
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