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Rattlesnake bites will fuck you up

The swelling is a bitch too.

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by dirtyrottensteve

submitted April 5th 2009

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Rattlesnake bites will fuck you up
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Fake.
8 years ago
No, it's not.
8 years ago
It's as real as something real life
8 years ago
Isn't that the same avatar the fuckbag cop used to have. I think its him, what's up cockboy?
8 years ago
lsd has been busy sucking off the local drug dealers as pay off
8 years ago
heyron is a helluva drug
8 years ago
HEYRON, is that ebonic for HEROIN? It's not a stereotype if it's true.
8 years ago
Yes, that is nig for heroin.
8 years ago
Tasty. Get me a bbq.
8 years ago
i bet that arm would be so fucking delicious... look at it!!!
there is no way you could say that isn't the most delicious arm you have ever seen
8 years ago
I read that book Alive when I was fourteen or so, wondering if they'd describe what people tasted like, sadly they never did.
8 years ago
i would not need to cook that arm to eat it
8 years ago
i only watched the shitty movie alive... that being said... i would eat a human no questions asked...
any cooked meat (or half cooked to medium rare) i would totally fucking eat..
8 years ago
i would even eat a chicken cooked medium rare
8 years ago
i've bbqued chicken in the dark only to find out the next day that it wasn't remotely cooked..pretty much many times
8 years ago
i could go for undercooked chicken right now
8 years ago
i read that book too.. i believe they did describe in detail the taste..also if i recall..the book was much more extreme..eating all the bits..even using bones for utensils and bowls and such...(all of this could be my imagination i read it a long time ago)
8 years ago
Yeah, they fought over who got to use Julio's head as a cereal bowl.
8 years ago
didn't the writers get charged with some sort of felony or some shit? wasn't it based on a true story?
all i'm saying is if i was hanging out with someone and they were kind of cold.. and i was hungry... they would be eaten...
8 years ago
hahaha..they decided to skip that part in the major motion picture
8 years ago
it is a true story yak..rugby team crossing the andes in south america for a game
8 years ago
or maybe soccer..whatever i'd still eat them all
8 years ago
No, it was in there. They carved off chunks of the frozen ass meat of the less fortunate and gobbled it down.
8 years ago
ya ..i meant in the movie they toned down the carnage..they ate little generic looking bits of flesh..in the book i think they made brain/testicle soup..and ate out of skull bowls
8 years ago
one day i'll try human.. until then i'll have to settle on cat and dog and other domestic animal...
8 years ago
True story, yes.
8 years ago
if you could eat any celebrity who would you eat?
8 years ago
..fuck I'm slow.
8 years ago
i'd eat alec baldwin
8 years ago
he just seems like he'd taste fantastic
8 years ago
i was doing research once on the history of cannibalism and came across this detailed instructional manual i guess on how to butcher a human. this guy (the author) went into the kind of people you should look for when considering your 'meal.' Not too old, or it'll be gamey, not too fat, not premiscuous (because of diseases i guess?) Anyway it was fucked up. So, long story short, Dakota Fanning.
8 years ago
Some lucky coroner is eating Dom DeLuise right now.

I'll bet the marbling on him is good.
8 years ago
i'd like to eat the pope
8 years ago
jimmy kimmel..he looks good
8 years ago
i'm getting hungry
8 years ago
dom deluise..how could you not eat a bit of him..he looks delicious
8 years ago
Some Asian cannibal said (a swedish girls leg) most closely resembled sushi grade tuna. But maybe he's just never had chicken.
8 years ago
Whoever ate Elvis was the man!
8 years ago
pavarotti for the win
8 years ago
too much cholesterol
8 years ago
there are some very good hp lovecraft stories that deal with cannibalism... probably one of my favorite actually... quite good
there is no way a human tastes like tuna (and most tuna is sushi grade btw unless its days old)
i'm guessing human probably tastes a lot like beef... probably needs to marinate much longer tho..
human jerky would probably be pretty awesome
8 years ago
and as far as person... any hobo
8 years ago
I read that in Colin Wilson's History of Murder, and that's how the Asian guy described it (he ate it raw from the thigh)
8 years ago
can't find his name though
8 years ago
i only saw the motion picture, but i find it hard to believe they used skulls as cereal bowls... and other bones as utencils
8 years ago
I'm just curious Yak, you say every movie that anyone mentions on this site sucks, so what kind of shit do you watch?
8 years ago
i only watch heart warming romantic comedies
8 years ago
^Real
8 years ago
I liked The Notebook.
8 years ago
The Notebook is a great film.
8 years ago
i read the book and they just carved off pieces and ate them as there was no way to start a fire and nothing to burn that far up...as for who i'd eat, anybody but preferably a vegitarian
8 years ago
That's a sweet dissection of the integument.
8 years ago
haha yup they split the skin open cause of the insane swelling i believe.
8 years ago
i was wondering, it is a neat look into the arm though, i was holding my arm up to it seeing where everything is
8 years ago
Partly, some species of snake venom necrotises tissue making it necessary for removal, enzymes contained within the venom actually start to digest you from the inside out. Other ingredients contained are meant to put your body into anaphylactic shock and shut down your nervous system.


8 years ago
I stayed at a Holiday inn last night.
8 years ago
that was you, sloan?
really man, i was just reaching for the soap...
...dont be a hater...
8 years ago
Me and the sexual harassment Panda think different..
8 years ago
pretty much thats what any venom does.. at least any major venom... to be honest tho i would totally do a shot of rattlesnake venom mixed with rum..
*raptor noise* extreme!!!!
8 years ago
I've had snake blood in vodka. Just tasted like vodka with a bit more tang.
8 years ago
Shit, I'm not sucking the venom out...
8 years ago
a friend of mine got bit by a rattlesnake once... we were a bunch of drunks in the middle of nowhere in the jungle. a 4 hour drive of some real damn hardcore offroading.. caused some permanent damage on my jeep on that trip
8 years ago
Wow, that really is amazing.
8 years ago
You named your Donkey "Jeep?"
8 years ago
elpiss was upset that his friend hadn't been bitten on the dick. He was hoping to suck the venom out.
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
Shake it off. Pussy.
8 years ago
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