points: -1

McDonald's Double Pounder

It looks like it might come alive at any second.

featuredgross

by Indica

submitted April 5th 2009

45 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
McDonald's Double Pounder
tagged:
votes:
muchoworthynot muchoworthyloslobos
comments (45)
Ahh no that will go straight to my thighs...
9 years ago
Dammit now I want a triple meat and cheese from whataburger
9 years ago
no mustard though, they got like super salty mustard at whataburger
9 years ago
Whatabuger has the greatest ketchup in the world!
^Fact!
9 years ago
whats a whataburger?
9 years ago
I like the occasional quarter-pounder. What sick fuck is gonna eat this?
9 years ago
Look up one comment.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
I think I could put this down.
I might shit my pants, but I would eat it.
9 years ago
It would definatley make shiting easier.
9 years ago
Are we forgetting this rather tasty looking heart-attacker with cheese:
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/burger-42827/tag/smerf
9 years ago
I thought about that too. Smerf would have no problem eating that, as long as there was beer.
9 years ago
You would eat shit from your pants, Alec? Eww. Gross. You must be Japanese.
9 years ago
It sort of resembles Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs.
9 years ago
Maybe if I got high again.
9 years ago
come on - do it, Tool
9 years ago
honestly man...sometimes an old vice can re-awaken dormant brain-cells...
might even give you some insight into your current situation
9 years ago
Yea, look at what getting high got possum. He found mucho, which is a difficult task.
9 years ago
I quit when my son was born because it was either pay the ridiculous price for pot or take better care for my kid. When the ex left me, I did go back a little, but all it did was depress me and piss me off more than I already was. So I put it down and never picked it back up again. And honestly possum, if I got high, even though she's getting better again, I know it would bring me down once I started thinking about it.
9 years ago
You should try heroin.
9 years ago
T.H.C has a different effect on everyone. If smoking makes you depressed, you should drink like
I do!
9 years ago
If you try it rish, you might have a shot at the oldest stepdaughter. And you know she has those nice DSL's.
9 years ago
I know she does.
9 years ago
Best toolman comment ever: "Wannabe faggot stepson"

I still laugh about that tool.
9 years ago
i understand that totally, tool...just, well, good luck man
you deserve it...
dona nobis pachem

...now show me some ASS!...
:(
9 years ago
And just think Capt., I wasn't high when I said it either.
9 years ago
hahaha....I just laughed again. That will get you a beer in Pitt next time I'm over. Send me a fucking email you degenerate.
9 years ago
Don't get my hopes up just to rip the heart out through the ribs again you tease.
9 years ago
toolman961@comcast.net
9 years ago
if i log in, will you shoot me?
(signed, "still kinda freaked by your Derringer vid")
9 years ago
Why would I shoot you possum? You're not a pooh pusher. I only carry that to protect myself from idiots who don't care about human life and need their drugs. You're alright.
9 years ago
haha, bite me steelboy.
9 years ago
this thing has 2,120 calories, thats more than you need in a whole day
9 years ago
that has way more than 2120 calories, a 1/3 pounder pushes 1200.
9 years ago
the normal person is supposed to intake around 2200 calories a day...
thats just average tho and obviously nowhere near a fixed number..
a quarter pounder from mcdonalds is around 500 calories (thats with cheese), the real problem with mcdonalds and most fast food is the percentage of fat that makes up those calories.. thats why fast food tastes 'good', because of all the really bad stuff that goes into it. like the fact that there is over 1000mg of salt in a quarter pounder ;/
this is 2pounds? so its actually much more likely to be around 3500 calories since in a quarter pounder with cheese since over 100 of the calories is from the bun. i've already put too much effort into this :P

either way it looks disgusting :P
9 years ago
the amount of salt and saturated fat in that thing would be like... way way way too high :(
9 years ago
How many calories a day also depends on your current weight and height, I think. My sister is five feet even, and according to some chart, she should only have an intake of 1.1k calories a day.
9 years ago
following the food pyramid would make anybody look like the average middle american.
9 years ago
according to 'some chart'?
that 'chart' is wrong... 1200 calories is considered an EXTREMELY low calorie diet and generally is not a good idea even if you were a midget.
9 years ago
id tackle it if it were stackers from BK.
9 years ago
that would be like 2 quad stackers and 1 double stacker ;/
i can barely fucking eat a double stacker combo :P
although i agree that it would most def taste better than this mcthulhu burger.

9 years ago
i rather take 7-8 ordinary burgers then that, it taste better
9 years ago
God bless the America.
9 years ago
Seven layers of shit on a bun.
And I don't know where this motherfucker buys his McDonalds, but the shit they pass off as a QP these days is nowhere near as succulent looking as this shit. They've augmented the cheese for sure; I haven't seen cheese drip off a McDonalds burger in thirty fucking years.
9 years ago
recover password
most discussed