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My new girlfriend

She's even hotter than my last one.

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by urkelbot

submitted April 4th 2009

36 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
My new girlfriend
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comments (36)
hockeytwatt?
9 years ago
No ones ever slipped a knot in that.
9 years ago
I want to fuck her bellybutton.
9 years ago
so her fetus can suck your cock while you are doing her?
9 years ago
It doesn't work like that.
9 years ago
It can with the help of an ice pick!
9 years ago
nice gut...
9 years ago
too late.....
9 years ago
I am hoping Slipknot refers to her tubes being tied.
9 years ago
That screams beer belly- FEED ME!
9 years ago
Nice gut
9 years ago
i want to gut punch her face.
9 years ago
slipknot used to be good.
9 years ago
Not they didn't.
9 years ago
No* < shit
9 years ago
I hate to agree with that idiot but he's right, they were never good ... at all.
9 years ago
So...did she come knocked up, or what?
9 years ago
It's the unholy virgin conception of the spawn of satan.
9 years ago
Strangely, same eye as ferret?
9 years ago
I'm gonna rape you so gentle tonight...
9 years ago
Think they'll let me post a funny picture even though I have not shared my epic boobs?
9 years ago
you can't call them epic.
You can call my dick epic and his two balls awesome, but you can't call your tits epic.
9 years ago
Trust me, when you see them...
9 years ago
...you'll shit bricks
9 years ago
Post 'em then and stop tempting us to rape you.
9 years ago
Tempting jsloan, you couldn't rape a autistic turd.
9 years ago
You know nothing of my legendary work with disabled scat.
9 years ago
*puts "scat rape" into Google image search*
OH MY, cooooool!
9 years ago
if the "funny picture" is supposed to be that crap "comparison" thing you did... it's not funny, it's very lame. and the eyes look nothing the same
9 years ago
Deja, I've been trying to crack the lid on this case, but so far she hasn't given me an answer. Her eye color changes between her photos, and has yet to admit using contacts. Until we see a sign, should we call bullshit on it being her on the photo she submitted?
9 years ago
why would you even question that? of course keep calling bullshit until you get a pic with a sign
9 years ago
You sure your new girlfriend isn't a boy?
9 years ago
I think it is a man
9 years ago
You're telling me it's human?
9 years ago
I feel sorry for the younger generation when pictures like this come out.
9 years ago
yep that's a keeper urkle, you'll make a wonderful couple since you have so much in common
9 years ago
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