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Just Married!

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I don't think this is how every little girl imagines it though..

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by Smeow

submitted April 4th 2009

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Just Married!
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She probably wouldn't fit in my tiny car. i'd have to strap her to the roof
9 years ago
id strap her to my penis.
9 years ago
its a load bearing penis
9 years ago
Half, or three three quarter ton?
9 years ago
half ton.


naturally.
9 years ago
good thing they blurred her ass, I might have gotten offended.
9 years ago
"Dude, nice catch."
9 years ago
This has so much potential, there must be a video somewhere...
9 years ago
I think there is at least a photo set somewhere. I've seen different pictures of the same girl turn up before, but never the original story/collection behind them.
9 years ago
You can never be to careful.
9 years ago
i wouldnt want her to escape either.
9 years ago
you can tell its japanese by the censorship
9 years ago
it's a humane trap.. so seems reasonable
9 years ago
hahaha! Way to catch the pussy, huh?
9 years ago
I was watching "100 Most Scariest Moments" last night and number 1 was 'The Shining' would anyone agree?
9 years ago
ooooo, close...
but i'd say 'exorcism of emily rose'
i'm not religious, but the agnostic in me made me fear for my soul :/
9 years ago
The Exorcism was number 2.
9 years ago
of emily rose?
cause thats different than the exorcism series.. more modern
9 years ago
**Exorcist sorry
9 years ago
Actually I thought the exorcism of emily rose was scary aswell.
9 years ago
*exorcist series
9 years ago
lol, that was fail^2
i always hated going to bed right at 3:00 a.m. after seeing that movie
9 years ago
The first/oldest one. Saves the modern ones don't derserve the credit.
9 years ago
plus its it'd clog up the list counting sequals...
did they have multiple jason or myers or freddys on the list?
9 years ago
I watched it when I was 4. lol
9 years ago
Yeah Friday the 13(1st sequel), Halloween first one, the Nightmare on Elms Street.
9 years ago
But I can't remember what numbers they were.
9 years ago
I think Halloween was 3. I think.
9 years ago
new halloween (rob zombie) was dope..
i like how they dove deeper into mike's psychosis, lol and the psychiatrist looked exactly the same
9 years ago
I was excited to the new one and when I saw it, I hated Rob Zombie.
9 years ago
i hated him until i saw it... save for his animations in natural born killers
9 years ago
What about Nightmare on Elms Street. How good is Freddy in it.
9 years ago
i end up laughing through most of the freddys, but his kills are some of the most gruesome....like laying face down on a collapsible bed.. *cringe*
9 years ago
robert englund kicks ass anywhere though
9 years ago
You can actually see in Freddys face when he's killing his victims that he has no regret whatsoever in doing it. And as a watcher you feel that too ... It's great! It takes some awesome acting to do that.
9 years ago
fuck yeah..
if you haven't seen the masters of horror collection, i strongly recommend any of them..
but especially 'dance of the dead' guest starring robert englund
9 years ago
Robert Englund DOES kick ass.
9 years ago
marriage is for life
9 years ago
Haha. Or in my case...4 years!
9 years ago
that bitch is a dog
9 years ago
That cage will not fit on the running boards.
9 years ago
I'm going to need a bigger cage.
9 years ago
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