points: 1

Fat Kid Pwned

Yet again

featuredfights

by xzekiel

submitted April 3rd 2009

230 comments
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comments (230)
Repostaramma.
8 years ago
reposterydoo
8 years ago
sorry. i failed.
8 years ago
sorry. i failed
8 years ago
twice
8 years ago
They were just getting ready to fuck with him.
8 years ago
I give it one more comment
8 years ago
This it what would happen if we fought. Except I'm a foot taller than you.
8 years ago
It would be the "rumble + the tumble" for your ass.
8 years ago
You want to tumble his ass, don't you?
8 years ago
drums is nearly 6ft tall. You are not 7ft Alec. Just a tell, stickman with body dysmorphic issues.
8 years ago
Hi Alec.
8 years ago
*tell=tall.
Everyone has something going for them, bro. If you ever fill out...6' 4 is a great height. It COULD make up for the fact you are a butt-ugly crybaby.
8 years ago
thanks cruelio.
8 years ago
But I'm as quick as lighting, in the ring and in the bed.
8 years ago
You're as quick as lightning in the bed, huh? I'm sure you're a reaaaal hit with the layydies bro.
8 years ago
I know i dont submit shit(have tried but to no avail) and i dont comment much but i clcik on the adds! and try to get a few clicks in a day instead just watching all the vids. and even so i still think your a tool alec13. 13? thats the number you chose to add to the end of your shortened version to an already shortened name. your worse than bobbyvalantine
8 years ago
FaF, can we be friends?
8 years ago
lol @ drums
8 years ago
Alec fucks like lightning.
8 years ago
Drumrave got KTFO'd!
8 years ago
thanks
8 years ago
No problem, buddy. I got your back.
8 years ago
yah ill let u ride on my dirt bike
8 years ago
My dirt bike is way faster than yours.
8 years ago
PWN3D!
8 years ago
does urs have chains
8 years ago
Hi Wanko. ^
8 years ago
my jet plane is faster then your dirtbikes.
8 years ago
Definitely Wanko.


Definitely.
8 years ago
fuck you cruel....free wanko
8 years ago
how long is his ban anyway yak?
8 years ago
its been over a month hasn't it?
8 years ago
til at least 2014
8 years ago
it'd be nice to have a non ass kissing person around
8 years ago
bummer
8 years ago
i gotta say that's excessive
8 years ago
if you think we actually give a shit, you're wrong
8 years ago
if he promises to be good can he come back?
8 years ago
same ban we give first posters and other impersonators. i don't think he deserves special treatment
8 years ago
i miss him
8 years ago
Haha, Wanko would never promise that, unless he was lying
8 years ago
the ban will last till yak feels like forgiving everyone again
8 years ago
If I submit my pic...I wonder how much PS work will ensue. The interwebs cannot handle that...they better hurry up and get the Grid operational.
8 years ago
The mass unbanning was not taken well by Deja. Hence, it won't happen again.
8 years ago
that's whats so fun about him..the ban reason was thin deja..it was fucking hilarious...you know how i feel about the site so give me a break..unban that terrible whore-man
8 years ago
Doesn't Wanko deserve some credit for fessing up that he was the imposter? I mean - how would you have known unless he has a static IP?
I know it jars some people that he was banned for being MY imposter...but I didn't want him banned...and nor did I request it - it was funny at times.


8 years ago
free wanko!
8 years ago
can you fuck off you piece of shit..you are one of the things thats ruining this site
8 years ago
you fucking attention whore..its not about you you dick
8 years ago
you talking to me dik?
8 years ago
It's not your site dik. I wonder if you'll ever realise that, you arrogant cunt.
8 years ago
you rapping disgusting unemployed asskissing judgemental fucking degenerate
8 years ago
oh, I was about to put him on timeout again, and I know you don't want me to go there.
8 years ago
fat lazy twinkie gobbling video game playing cheezysucker
8 years ago
damn, he called you a twinkie consumer
8 years ago
I don't think he's talking to you d.r.Steve
8 years ago
I don't kiss any ass.
I am far from judgemental.
I am the opposite of disgusting.
8 years ago
You might consider some punctuation, dik. Just a suggestion.
8 years ago
...oh and dik?
You have a myspace.
8 years ago
fyi, cruel, he doesn't even read your comments
8 years ago
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god damn it, dont forget to varnish
8 years ago
get that hoho out your hands you sugary chunk of fat
8 years ago
Yeah...I know dik doesn't read my comments. He has a sixth-sense.
8 years ago
oooooooooooohhhhhhhh hoho & twinkie, those are fighting words
8 years ago
Why would I fight a dirty, vintage Supermop?
8 years ago
lol supermop
8 years ago
i wont read his comments but i bet he's getting defensive...am i right?
8 years ago
So, why are you?
8 years ago
It's uncanny. dik has powers, I swear.
8 years ago
Why is he reading my comments?
He isn't.
8 years ago
i've got dick power too
8 years ago
you're right, baby
8 years ago
Thanks, darlin.
8 years ago
thats right bitch
8 years ago
you know what's funny? cruel's big bubbly fat ass...hahahaha
8 years ago
pwned
8 years ago
lmao
8 years ago
post that pic chubby
8 years ago
aaaahahaha you rotund tub of goo
8 years ago
would that make you happy dik?
It's old.
8 years ago
i got some goo for jaimee
8 years ago
'rotund'
nice work
8 years ago
"Act II Kettle Corn" is the best, steve
8 years ago
jaimee, when are you gonna post your vagina for us to see?
8 years ago
you can post your vag too pussum
8 years ago
steve, she left me :(
8 years ago
i got plenty for ya
8 years ago
goo or vags?
8 years ago
man goo baby, man goo
8 years ago
noobs
8 years ago
i'm good
8 years ago
thats what she said
8 years ago
poss has never been told he's good...at anything...other than sucking.
8 years ago
"bored by the game, the coyote wanders off"
8 years ago
who the hell are you quoting?
8 years ago
"they call me the breeze" :P
8 years ago
Because you're easy, poss.
8 years ago
^misspelled easy
8 years ago
doh!
8 years ago
Too slow there, cowboy.
8 years ago
how in the hell did it become possible on muchosucko..that a non submitting fat as fuck spammy noob is not banned and wanko is?
8 years ago
muchosucko
8 years ago
unbelievable
8 years ago
1st quote: marlin perkins
2nd: (duh) JJ Cale
8 years ago
i give up, how?
8 years ago
cruel is messing up my living room with twinkie wrappers
8 years ago
Dude. You take the word spammy to whole new levels. Look at your comment to time served ration...then look at mine.
You truly are ridiculous, mopman.
8 years ago
*ratio
8 years ago
muchosucko
8 years ago
why is cruel in your livingroom?
8 years ago
Whenever I have done something to be banned...I have been banned. Which is once...in 3 years.
I contribute often - just not in the way some people want me to. I don't flame only...that's just silly to say.
8 years ago
Cruel is a sissy fatassed bitch.
8 years ago
fuck you you dirty troublemaker..i can follow you around a lot better than you can follow me you fucking penguin..you fake phony wildebeast
8 years ago
I'm in his livingroom showing him how to fuck jamiee.
8 years ago
free wanko
8 years ago
'troublemaker'
You're 40?
8 years ago
you fucking wigger you 30 year old unemployed welfare sucking lazy eater of tacos
8 years ago
get off my lawn
8 years ago
You're gonna stroke out.
8 years ago
damn cruel, how fat are you?
8 years ago
5'11 and 190lbs. I'm huge.
8 years ago
He's pretty fat. Hes swallowed a ton of jizz. Apparently its fattening.
8 years ago
need any salt on your Kettle Corn, steve?
8 years ago
his pic looks like wayne newton after a red lobster binge
8 years ago
http://forums.scifi.com/index.php?showuser=2941997
Huge. And repulsive too.
8 years ago
lol @ get off my lawn
8 years ago
get off my lawn is older than dik's oldest ass pube.
I love Red Lobster. Mmmm.
8 years ago
you fat bastard
8 years ago
he looks like jared pre-subway..hahaha you fat fuck
8 years ago
You really do like like a queer, Cruel.
8 years ago
No offense.
8 years ago
I'm gigantic actually. Like the mother in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
8 years ago
It takes a queer to spot a queer. I'm concerned.
8 years ago
cruel, do you really like a queer?
8 years ago
Look like? Yes, I'm rather gay in appearance.
8 years ago
Yes...and I have less personality than jared from Subway too.
;(
8 years ago
Your comments sound like they are made by Artie in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape.
8 years ago
Very true.
8 years ago
free wanko
8 years ago
stop being so agreeable
8 years ago
Okay. I will.
;)
8 years ago
yes free wanko
8 years ago
Actually...you deserve a week off ban for constantly crying to deja and yak to free wanko. Jesus. You really think you're the dog's big shit around here.
8 years ago
mucho should have a penalty box, with stats
8 years ago
I was referring to dik, btw Dr.
8 years ago
free mumia
8 years ago
no worries fattyboombatti ;)
8 years ago
Cruella, I'd take a weeks worth of Wanko's shit than one day of yours. Shut up, VicSinHM.
8 years ago
shut the fuck up you obese shiteater
8 years ago
free wanko
8 years ago
Free medical-strength THC on the British NHS.
8 years ago
Go beam dik's cock up y'ass Cap'n.
8 years ago
Why would I do that? I only fuck Irish, not dik.
8 years ago
True. Rish is the better lay...he's got the curves I lurves.
Fucking dik is like humping a giant, skinny pencilman.
8 years ago
I let you blow me once. That in no way means that you fuck me.
8 years ago
Imma roll a joint before the update...I may be quite some time...
8 years ago
lucky for you guys we're basically far to lazy to bother having to make individual bans for you all.

suck it up princesses... no point in bitching/whining/begging to get people unbanned, cause honestly, we don't give a fuck.
8 years ago
CruelHM says:

Actually...you deserve a week off ban for constantly crying to deja and yak to free wanko....you fucking pussy
8 years ago
Nobody cares cruella.
8 years ago
this guy is making this site look like a douche
8 years ago
please ban dik ...please get him to stop being mean to me..he's ruining my appetite..(just kidding)
8 years ago
i have never ever asked for a ban...you are a pussy you glazed fucking donut
8 years ago
noob
8 years ago
free bichofelix
8 years ago
unfucking real begging to get me banned ..i've never seen such pussiness
8 years ago
free metalmarlowe
8 years ago
*psses dik my joint*
Enjoy.
Never asked to get you banned, sweetheart. Just a sarcastic remark.
8 years ago
i wish i had a joint right now
8 years ago
It's only some decent 'dirtbar' resin. But I got it free for lending my bruv in law some pirated movies. Over an 8th for free. Yay!
8 years ago
free wanko
8 years ago
free that fat bitch that got banned last week.

NOT!
8 years ago
Haha! phew.
8 years ago
Where's this update deja/yak?
8 years ago
38 mins?
8 years ago
i still cant beleive y'all has to work that hard for some smoke...
Great Plains "ditchweed" > whatever you have
8 years ago
What? I've been on many times at 4AM Greenwich Meantime...and the update has occurred. It's 4.14 right now.
8 years ago
uh, it's only 11:11... so like 45 mins?
8 years ago
i had some great Cali Orange bud a few weeks ago...£25 an 8th though. :(
8 years ago
54 mins?
8 years ago
free lava!
8 years ago
Shit...this IS weird. I've been here at 4AM and seen many updates. Wtf?
8 years ago
no dude - "update at midight EST"
here in CST land it is exactly 10:17 at present"
8 years ago
ps - 25 for a Baby? ouch
...wait, whats the pound to dollar ratio these days?
8 years ago
I hope we get some flash and games in the update today. Every day I get my hopes up and we are still stuck at 0.
8 years ago
I've seen the update at 4AM here MANY times. Wtf is going on with the interwebs?
8 years ago
It used to be $2 to a £ when I lived in US. It's about 1.6 now I think...sooo about $40 (US not Canuckian)?
8 years ago
steve = lava
fact
8 years ago
Haha! I used to love the good ole Mucho flash games. That one where you shot cows, houses, trees and spaceships was the best.
8 years ago
lava=r.i.p.
fact
8 years ago
chm - yah, that sounds aboot right, pricewise
8 years ago
you're all a bunch of fucking pussies do you know that?
8 years ago
I used to get it for £20...but that was when I got it off my other bro-in-law...and we are not speaking at the mo. :(
8 years ago
fuck you
8 years ago
dik. Get an avatar. Fucking noobjuicer.
8 years ago
somebody needs to get ceasar milan on dik.
8 years ago
just go with it sarge!
8 years ago
Lol@Cesar.
'That's right.'
Calm, submissive dik.
8 years ago
noobjuicer? hahahahaha! you got a sick, creative mind cruel
8 years ago
I've done too many drugs.
8 years ago
"wow, this is gonna be great!"
-Flounder-
8 years ago
*sucked *dicks
8 years ago
I tried sucking yours Rish...but it was like choking on one of those skinny, lil red shoelace sweets.
8 years ago
You admit that you tried to suck my dick? You are a fag.
8 years ago
^probably gay
8 years ago
Fat kids rule!
8 years ago
thanks
8 years ago
Hey Im on your team bro!
8 years ago
...so is most of America...fatties ftw...just very slowly.
8 years ago
Once they build momentum, they become impossible to stop.
8 years ago
"Fat Man"
Jethro Tull, 1970
8 years ago
cmon man... if youre fat and slow your only path to victory lies in wild haymakers and to smother your opponent.
8 years ago
Drum tried to smother me with twinkies, but I was just too fast.
I responded with a six piece chicken nugget.
8 years ago
Fat fuck needs to learn some defense.
8 years ago
His arms are too short, A fat guy with long arms is pretty dangerous.
8 years ago
Fat guys are slow...


Therefore...fat people are not dangerous.
8 years ago
I would beg to differ...
8 years ago
Well if you're truly 2k wealthier...you've probably had a somewhat excessive Saturday...and therefore rather fat and bloated yourself right now.
8 years ago
I'm around 240 lbs and 5'11" and I can kick the top of a door frame,and raise a punch from arms down before a lot of people can react, bloated or not, fat people can be dangerous.
8 years ago
Yes...but if you ever make contact...it feels like being hit by a big, heavy pillow fist.
8 years ago
Frank Bruno was slower than anything, but if he landed a punch it was nasty.
8 years ago
remember "Butterbean"?
8 years ago
Frank Bruno was shite. Soft, retarded panto pussy - he had the perfect heavyweight boxer's physique - but zero courage and fire to go with it.
He flukily hurt Tyson...but then got raped soon after...I will never forget that fear he had in his eyes.
8 years ago
Butterbean was strong, but he could never beat the average boxers.
He would still fuck someone up on the street.
8 years ago
They should have all shit Eels on him after he was down, that's what we did in my hizzle back in the dizzle.
8 years ago
right after you would have all raped him too
8 years ago
useless fat fuck
8 years ago
This is how i imagine 1rish1 going down ... like a sack of shit
8 years ago
he needs crocs then id agree with you.
8 years ago
recover password
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