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Charging Boar

Something you wouldn't want to fuck with.

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by toolman961

submitted April 1st 2009

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haha take no chances with those fuckers.
9 years ago
Almost shot your buddy there
9 years ago
MAAW!!! PAWS BRANGIN VITTLES!!!
9 years ago
i have a joke...
so this seal walks into a club....
laugh now
9 years ago
*crickets chirp*
9 years ago
that's a funny joke..you english have no sense of humour
9 years ago
*wind blows*
9 years ago
sonsofbitches
9 years ago
I think I heard Cruel laugh ...
9 years ago
Maybe the seal walks into a bar and the barman asks 'What'll it be?' and seal says 'I'll have a Canadian Club on the rocks'
9 years ago
I don't get. I have one. A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.

FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!

So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her."

The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.

The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
9 years ago
That is why a side arm is recommended when you hunt anywhere there are animals that will attack you back. A rifle becomes very clumsy and difficult to handle when trying to shoot something charging at you.
9 years ago
Lucky then that both of my arms are on my sides, innit.
9 years ago
Innit though
9 years ago
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