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do not bite shamwow vince

according to tmz this the hooker vince beat up.... ShamWow: does not drip beat up hooker : drips

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by dik

submitted March 31st 2009

57 comments
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do not bite shamwow vince
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he paid for that?
9 years ago
Better picture:
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg
9 years ago
to be fair not many people look good when they have the shit kicked out of them.
9 years ago
oooh ok shes cute in the other picture.
9 years ago
If someone bit your tongue, what would you do?
She would be dead if she bit my "kareem abdul jabbar".
9 years ago
She was the one who made the offer of $1000 for sex, she probably gave it a nibble and he overreacted. No matter how many times you have kissed in your life you are bound to still have a little mishap. I don't see why she would make an offer only to lose it on purpose and don't you think Vince would overreact? Besides the report said he punched her until she let go, which means her head would've had to move back the first time and either do some real damage to his tongue or he just overreacted and she wasn't holding onto his tongue.
9 years ago
STFU

"No matter how many times you have kissed in your life
you are bound to still have a little mishap"

What do you kiss? Lawnmowers?
9 years ago
ha!
9 years ago
Have you ever watched porn? Even those guys need help finding a pussy while fucking doggy style. And that's just sticking one thing into another, it's not like the pussy is moving around. When kissing both parties are putting forth unless you are kissing a corpse or your grandma. Grandma never gives tongue anymore.
9 years ago
aahhh... its great to hear a virgin talk about sex like an expert... please tell me more!
9 years ago
well ive kissed plenty of girls and every now and then when youre all horny and kissing you clash teeth or whatever so its entirely possible.
9 years ago
He rihanna'd the shit out of her. Looks like she is taking a shit in the second one.
9 years ago
The proper verb is actually "Chris Brown'd."
9 years ago
"Chris Brown'd" Is the clear winner.
9 years ago
Got beaten by her fella, fella, fella hey hey........
9 years ago
hahaha. It is pictures like these that make me love Mucho.
9 years ago
This bitch is a fucking mess.
9 years ago
This is fucking great. He fucked that butch up.
9 years ago
*bitch
9 years ago
*CruelHM
9 years ago
'butch' also works there.
9 years ago
*lucid
9 years ago
heh
9 years ago
Jesus Rish...you love me, don't you? Go away...I am NOT interested in rear naked choking your chicken, bitch.
9 years ago
Are you kidding me? You are the one that wrote a whole song about dik and I yesterday. You are definately interested in choking my cock with your butthole.
9 years ago
No, I am not kidding - you are definitely a faggot.
Sorry, have you overlooked the part where you and dik follow my scent all over this site...desperately trying to 'pwn' me? Turkish freakout thread was a classic example. I wasn't even there!!
But, do you really know how often I laugh at you two and your comedy double-act? I laugh a lot...so thanks - honestly.
You gotta raise your game though Rishfag...that ancient floppy-cock dik is a lot funnier than you lately.
9 years ago
We are not trying to pwn you, Cruel. You are pwning yourself. We are just simply pointing out the obvious.
9 years ago
Oh, yeah, dik goes to TMZ, hahahaha!
9 years ago
And myspace. I bet he has a Twitter account too.
9 years ago
what the fuck was he saying in that description?..my stump is stumped
9 years ago
Teenage Mutant Zebras?
9 years ago
that description is a mess isn't it
9 years ago
^Tiffany Preston.
9 years ago
hahaha shut up
9 years ago
You loved that, admit it.
9 years ago
Drippy man, drippy.
9 years ago
he paid $1000 to whup this?
jeez...:(
9 years ago
I'd pay 23$ to beat your ass.
I just shit my pants again.
9 years ago
Last pleasant thing she heard:

"You're going to Love my nuts!"
9 years ago
Sham Ow!
9 years ago
Or ShameWow!.. alternatively.
9 years ago
Skinny guys have sharp knuckles. See how he split her shit!
9 years ago
Are you watchin' me, camera guy?
9 years ago
This is all in real time!
9 years ago
Camera guy was definitely getting this.
9 years ago
Dominated!
9 years ago
Sham...wow?
9 years ago
She def. has a face of surprise at the power of shamwow!
9 years ago
definatly reminds me of chunk from the goonies
9 years ago
punk is dead....you're next
9 years ago
Fuck, I know her.
9 years ago
Because it's your sister.
9 years ago
What do you call a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, the bitch has already been told twice.
badump bumpp! chiiishhhh
9 years ago
Thanks for that, Captain Original...
9 years ago
He gets credit for good drum/cymbal combo phonetic spelling though.
9 years ago
Yeah, we can give him that much. Most people just do a *rimshot* kind of thing.
9 years ago
I think the second bumpp was unnecessary. Also, substituting "she" with "bitch" kind of weakens the joke.
9 years ago
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