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big dick life

I uh, .. wrote this.

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by jsloan10

submitted March 30th 2009

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Chapter 1: Negotiate a mortgage for a home for you and your boyfriend with the big penis.
8 years ago
Chapter 2: Use lube to control him.
8 years ago
Chapter 3: How control the uprising with suppression fire.
8 years ago
Chapter 4: How to suppress jealousy.
8 years ago
Chapter 5: How to make noob whores leave without regret. (Its a short chapter).
8 years ago
Chapter 6 just piss in the shower when you have morning wood because its easier than leaning over the bowl and trying to bend it so you don't piss all over the tank or yourself.
8 years ago
^Best chapter in my opinion.
8 years ago
Chapter 7: Shit in the shower when asshole is irritated.
8 years ago
different book..
Maybe one of the books you would find in cruel's bookshelf?
8 years ago
Chapter 8: Owning a small, fuel efficient car.
8 years ago
Chapet 7 has its uses when the stomach flu is involved.
8 years ago
Chapter 9: Drink more Orange Juice.
8 years ago
chapter 9, dick slapping hoes (orange juice is fucking lame and I'm editing this book)
8 years ago
Chapter 10: Making yourself into a Tripod
8 years ago
about chapter 6: I always thought it just worked to stand WAY back so the piss makes a nice arc and lands in the toilet bowl
8 years ago
Orange Juice means you might get your huge penis sucked more often. It adds natural sugars to the semen, giving it a better flavor.
8 years ago
I doubt it, but it couldn't hurt. Orange juice FTW!
8 years ago
Lol, they covered it in my nutrition class.
8 years ago
What...all nearby food?
8 years ago
The effects of foods on our bodily outputs. Hence OJ affecting the intense flavor of semen. Making it more tolerable.
8 years ago
Did you hear what this bitch just said about you OJ?
You gonna take that, flower?
8 years ago
Oh simmer.
8 years ago
Go slimmer? Yes, we agree you should.
8 years ago
You can't get wood? Not really my problem doll-face.
8 years ago
I DO have a pretty face huh?
8 years ago
No
8 years ago
Cruel thought this was a recipe book.
8 years ago
That didn't work.
8 years ago
...before you say it...yeah yeah...and nor do I.
8 years ago
I need this book
8 years ago
Reading it,doesn't mean you possess it.
8 years ago
i dont need this book , i already know how to live with mine
8 years ago
How's "she" doing anyways Fries? You two still playing nicely?
8 years ago
you mean my lass from York ?
8 years ago
You can call me the duke.
8 years ago
The duke?
You puke...imma have to fast-rebuke,
You like a motherfukin bottlerocket when we need a fuckin nuke.
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
count down, 3 2 1
here comes my gun
I flex it for fun
if ya squeeze it hard enough
watch out for the cum...
oh shit, maybe you should run.
ZZZZzzzzZZZZzz



8 years ago
3, 2, 1...
That's about how long you always last,
Givin Rish and dik their anal blasts,
Coz those two homosexual cheddar-suckers - they motherfuckin tight,
Tighter than a frozen cunt pulled from a lake at night.
So stick ya 9mm in,
Quit thinkin it's a sin,
dik and Rish like it in the pooper,
They really said 'It's super-dooper!'
But what has happened boy?
Your trigger-finger coy?
You just blew ya wad so prematurely,
Stood there cryin immaturely.
Maybe next time when you draw,
Know the fuckin score,
If your trigger-finger is so damn fast see,
Better keep the safety on lil Screech, g.

I gotta go to bed. Y'all are weak motherfuckers.
:)
But watch
8 years ago
You just can't get dik and I off your mind can you? It makes me laugh. We must have really struck a nerve.
8 years ago
What was it we said that hurt you the most?
8 years ago
im gonna put this book on my coffee table. " oh, im sorry was just doin a little light reading.."
8 years ago
order yours today:

http://www.amazon.com/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations/dp/1594743061/
8 years ago
http://www.amazon.com/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations/dp/1594743061/#reader
haha
8 years ago
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