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Flaming cock

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I think this was made by one of the members here.

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by jsloan10

submitted March 28th 2009

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Flaming cock
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comments (82)
Didn't know Benihana was a member...
8 years ago
I don' get it?
8 years ago
(hint: Wario's old)
8 years ago
gotcha.
8 years ago
It's a reference to a Japanese grill restaurant that slices up your food in front of you, I think I spelled it wrong...
8 years ago
My bad sry.
8 years ago
I think you spelled it right. I just saw the episode of The Office where they ate at Benihana's.
8 years ago
Hu-Hot Mongolian Grill!
...Damn i'm hungry...
8 years ago
Me too, I wanted to give Hu-Hot a try the other day, but alas the general consensus veered towards Texas Roadhouse..

which sucked by the way.
8 years ago
I eat at Texas Roadhouse at least twice a week, every week. There is one about 7 minutes from my house and they make pretty good stuff.
8 years ago
I got the pulled pork, it was saltier than a sailors boot, and pretty much inedible. Everyone else liked the ribs and stuff though. Maybe I'll give it another shot.
8 years ago
Dude, you gotta get their steak. Whats the point of going to a steakhouse to get BBQ? Their Tbone is good, so it their strip.
8 years ago
Hu-Hot:
choose your meat
choose your veggies
choose your "sauces" - from Thai, to Cantonese, to honest-to-goodness Mongolian
...go back as many times as you want...
IT'S ALL GOOD
*eats crappy frozen egg-rolls, then drives drunkenly down to Hu-Hot, passes out in their parking lot...
8 years ago
*sez Howdy to plantshit*
8 years ago
There's a shortage of good BBQ up north Irish, a man's gotta take his chances.
8 years ago
I never thought of that. We have BBQ on every corner. I was in rural North Carolina all weekend and ate salt and pepper catfish at the fish camps. It was fucking awesome. I know its a southern thing but if you don't know what a fish camp is you are missing out.
8 years ago
Mongolian Grills are fucking good! Too bad I haven't found one down near where I live now.
8 years ago
Us northerners will never mess with your backward ways irish.
8 years ago
I lie, I love cook outs.
Oyster roasts are where it's at.
8 years ago
Fuck you, man. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's your loss. Sweet tea, all you can eat platters, fried catfish, flounder, shrimp, hush puppies, perch... Man, its great. If you leave hungry, its your own fault and it is really inexpensive.
8 years ago
A: shut up alec
B: shut up alec
8 years ago
And BBQ? If you aren't from down here then you don't have any clue what its about. I'm ta;king about bonfire parties with whole pigs and deer roasting. Huge pots boiling corn on the cob and fried okra and potatoes. Man, the south has the best food, hands down.
8 years ago
I love bison, i'm upstate in New york a lot too and i was just yanking your chain.
8 years ago
*yanking your cock
Beat all you turd suckers to it!
8 years ago
haha pulled pork? Well, I haven't tried their food, but I hope to sometime.
8 years ago
NYC has some good pulled pork joints.
I don't care about the gay jokes, pulled pork is mmmm mmmm goooooood.
8 years ago
PlexiGlass !! Cuz Saftys first when your Setting Your Prick on Fire !!
8 years ago
I wonder how long it took him to invent this contraption, just to set his cock on fire? Ingenuity at its best.
8 years ago
I wonder if it burns when he pees?
8 years ago
who did,
"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"
...i'm thinking joe walsh
8 years ago
upon further review, it's Zappa
8 years ago
One time when I was 17 it hurt when i peed, her name was Kira.
I had to shove this huge thing in my pee hole for the test and then i had to take these huge pills that made my skin really sensitive.
She sucked mad cock though.
8 years ago
I share too much, don't I?
8 years ago
talk smore aboot how she did or didnt suck cock, and be be forgiven
8 years ago
-be?
8 years ago
She had no gag reflex I swear, and the neck of an Olympic gymnast.
8 years ago
I miss that filthy slut.
8 years ago
How long does it take for a buried body to decompose?.
8 years ago
Twenty-three years
8 years ago
Win!!!
8 years ago
...wait, that was 23 years ago? How fucking old are you?
8 years ago
talking to who, smerf?
8 years ago
jsloan
8 years ago
ummm...inject butane into cock, install pubic fire-shield, try to "pee", flick your Bic...
am i close here?
8 years ago
myth confirmed!
8 years ago
now, lets blow something up!
8 years ago
That's an elaborate get up, there
8 years ago
Your avatar is a grim reminder of the paper I'm writing for my Art History class on "Cow's Skull: Red, White, and Blue." I have an annotated bibliography due tomorrow and I haven't even found one book.
8 years ago
oh shut up
check out my "Kevorkians's Kitchen" drawing from last fall, dude...
GO
HOME
8 years ago
There are tons of books on Georgia O'Keefe...time to log off mucho and get your butt to the library...or google it
8 years ago
do you take other art classes too?
8 years ago
I take two Art histories, and one sculpture class currently. One of my Art professors actually wrote a book on Georgia O'Keefe, but she's not the one I'm writing the paper for. I chose to use feminism as the method to write my paper, so it's not just finding books on Georgia O'Keefe, but on feminism AND Georgia O'Keefe.
8 years ago
Being drunk on their plan, they lifted up the sun....
8 years ago
well thats just good television right there.
8 years ago
"So you get a burning sensation when you urinate, Mr. Murphy?"
"Naw, Man...Fire shoot out of my dick"
8 years ago
I get a very bad burning sensation when I pee.
8 years ago
alec?
8 years ago
The freckles and fair skin suggest a red head.
Smurf?
8 years ago
The only fire i have on my dick is from what your mother gave me.
8 years ago
Smurf?!?!? Where?
8 years ago
^kikey jew bastard that gets into law school before my sorry Norwegian ass
...no other comments...
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
I promise i'll be a bum before you do.
8 years ago
*fuck
8 years ago
^first customer mundo?
8 years ago
Comes with the combo
8 years ago
If you order now, I come with 23 french fries.
8 years ago
only 23 minutes until this deal expires.
8 years ago
Wow dude, 23 really mind fucked you, didn't it?
8 years ago
nah, I got over it.
I just play with it now for fun
8 years ago
Yeah, I didn't see the end of the movie the first time and I tripped for a while till I saw the ending.
8 years ago
At the ending it still follows him though.
Jim carrey is actually obsessed with the number in real life, but he's a stupid actor.
Actors always fall into stupid ideals. (referring to tom cruise)
8 years ago
referring to
Jason Lee
John Travolta
Jeffrey Tambor
Issac Hayes
Giovanni Ribisi
Ethan Suplee
Juliette Lewis
Kirstie Alley
Lisa Marie Presley
Michael Pena
Paul Haggis *(hehe haggis)*
Sonny Bono
Will Smith(WTF will???)
8 years ago
Of course all actors are fucked up to different degrees.
8 years ago
back to pointing fingers, rish?
8 years ago
why dont you two go fuck eachother
8 years ago
That's an... odd looking mark to the left of his balls (behind the plexiglass)
8 years ago
He really thought this one out in all. With the whole apparatus thing goin on.
8 years ago
Complete with bungee and pube shield, this rocks!
8 years ago
Its smerf.
8 years ago
somebody always says it's smerf
8 years ago
It looks like glowing sperm from a hentai...
8 years ago
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