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Heineken refreshes the parts other beers can't reach. (real slogan)

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by xzekiel

submitted March 28th 2009

33 comments
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comments (33)
i dont get it
9 years ago
then track down this girl. she seems to put everything in her.
9 years ago
LOL. Good one xzekiel.
9 years ago
I might know what it feels like to be a guy watching another guy get kicked in the balls now.
9 years ago
Shut up. You know you could out-do those girls when you were 14.
9 years ago
Yes, thanks for reminding me of that shameful incident.
9 years ago
No shame, baby. Only tits. Show them.
9 years ago
He's right, Tits or gtfo
9 years ago
Fucking this bitch is probably like trying to stick your cock in a tunnel. You aint gonna feel shit!
9 years ago
"Throwing a hot dog down a hallway"
9 years ago
"like fucking kellie"
9 years ago
You could put it in her urethra and *probably* feel something.
9 years ago
hello cervix
9 years ago
yum
8 years ago
1:11 looks like a face hugger from Aliens.
9 years ago
I was thinking Predator, but yeah.
9 years ago
Those rings probably feel great.
Rubbing on the meat the way they do.
9 years ago
:19+
9 years ago
What an accomplished woman
9 years ago
two words:
hockey puck.
9 years ago
Submit and I will watch
9 years ago
Another two words, hockey stick. OH OH OH!! And most likely another two words, Already done.
9 years ago
Don't hate, Fatty.
9 years ago
I don't hate the player I just hate the game.
9 years ago
I found watching this was more enjoyable while the Gummibar song was playing
9 years ago
Was that a Twizzler in her cervix? That's gotta feel weird.
9 years ago
Neat. The rings serve a different purpose.
9 years ago
That's hot!
9 years ago
hellolololo in therehereereereere!!!
9 years ago
Meh
Goes from a beer can to a paint brush?
That jewelry is fuckin annoying
Pussy is wonderful al a cart,no need to garnish it up with all that other shit
9 years ago
no wonder heineken is always skunky
9 years ago
Portable lunch box. Now if we could only put some dry ice in there to keep the beer cold.
9 years ago
you may be on to something, plus you can carry her around six pack\bowling ball style
9 years ago
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