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The ShamWow guy beat a hooker when she bit his tongue and would not let go. Now all we have to do is wait for Billy Mays to pull a Haggard.

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by SpockSaysFuckYou

submitted March 27th 2009

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hahaha the fuck did he get arrested for?
9 years ago
ok i read the description now...still ^first
9 years ago
He just looks like a degenerate douche bag.
9 years ago
He looks a bit like Hank actually.
9 years ago
this might be hard to believe.... but...
basically he was propositioned by a chick and she said she would sleep with him for 1000$
so he took her back to his 750$ night hotel room... gave her the money... they started kissing... and she bit his tongue and refused to let go..... so thats how the cops got involved...
9 years ago
that's insane
9 years ago
how did he call the cops with an expensive date attached to his tongue?
9 years ago
i blame the camera guy
9 years ago
followin him and shit
9 years ago
I wonder what the real story is. Why would she bite his tounge? Makes no sense.
9 years ago
She was wondering if the Sham Wow would clean up blood? But she didn't realize that stubborn stain would only come out with OxiClean!!
9 years ago
I would give my first born to see shamwow guy and billy mayz go at it.
9 years ago
youth vs experience
9 years ago
In a sexual way or a violent way?... or both?
9 years ago
Purely sexual of course.
9 years ago
I was leaning towards both but either way make sure and record and submit that shit. Speaking of Billy "Mazing", today I saw a preview for a new series he has on the discovery channel.
9 years ago
I'd break this pirate winking box of plastic cocks over my knee.
9 years ago
i loves yu billy!
9 years ago
I would vote for Mays, only because I hate him slightly less than this douche bag.
9 years ago
maby she has hiv or aids and hates him, has an open wound in her mouth cavity, bit his toung and infected him. pure genious
9 years ago
looks like a pretty hateable person
9 years ago
I would vote for Mays for the same reason as smerf.
9 years ago
Yeah people are going to intentionally tune in to an infomercial. Its genius.
9 years ago
http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker
9 years ago
His last name is Shlomi, hahaha.
9 years ago
haha "cannibal hooker" thats just awesome
9 years ago
A: Are you follwing me camera guy?
B: What's a "Haggard" ?
9 years ago
why not just add C:?
Fuck! it's abc 123!
9 years ago
D: twenty -three
E: are you singin' Jackson5 at me alec?
...better not be, dude...
9 years ago
F: seriously, what's a Haggard, Spock?
9 years ago
its that news paper strip about the barbarian
9 years ago
You're thinking of Hägar the Horrible.
9 years ago
pretty sure they are the same thing.
9 years ago
...still not conVinced...
9 years ago
merle haggard got arrested a few times. Is that it?
9 years ago
that's where i was headed, fakin, but now i aint so sure...
9 years ago
come on now i'm not all retarded all the time. and yak where are my vids i submitted forever ago? keep seeing these reposts but not my vids.
9 years ago
fakin - a word to your mother : dont bitch about your submitted vids/pics not being posted
A:You dont run this site, yak and deja do
B: this site is NOT a democracy
C: no one gives a fuck about you or your posts, in general
D: most things that you think are "funnier than hell" are reposts X infinity
E: or else they're just plain not funny
9 years ago
^5
9 years ago
fuckin discrimination.
9 years ago
Your name describes you well
9 years ago
fuck you DickWeed no one asked you
9 years ago
Put your helmet back on trainable, your gonna need it
9 years ago
thanks for the advice now go fuck yourself
9 years ago
i now plan to log off of MS
and listen to Dropkick Murphys...and listen until my lil head explodes...goodnight all
9 years ago
I plan to log off mucho, then sleep. Then wake up, study for 16 hours and go back to sleep. Repeat for the next few days.

FYI, you wont be seeing me until Thursday night. Later, bitches!
9 years ago
Ted Haggard
9 years ago
I wish possum could hear me sing "Oh! baby give me one more chance!!!!" before he went off to sleep.
9 years ago
A: Alec, stop being gay.
B: Possum, right on, DKMs FTW!!!
C: Alec, stop being gay.

*head explodes*
9 years ago
isnt Haggard a movie by the Bam and the Jackass and CKY guys?
9 years ago
I think he meant Hagrid. Like from Harry Potter.
9 years ago
Not caring. Are the tits popping out anytime soon, or what?
9 years ago
Patience cruel.
9 years ago
We ran out of that about three comments into your underwear post.
9 years ago
pretty sure thats the last name of that singer.. sammy haggard from van halen... i think the band hes in now is sammy and the waboritas
9 years ago
ohh how the mighty have fallen.
9 years ago
is it still 19.95 for two sets?























/
9 years ago
You're gonna love my nuts!
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
thats all it takes for him to get a chick into bed... that line and 1000$ cash.
9 years ago
Paying for sex pretty much ruins your rep as a marketing guru I'd think?
9 years ago
so does having a chunk of your tongue bit off ;/
9 years ago
"Ah oow aoing eh amra eye?" ee, eh usn't ripe! ia oh no, eh ells eh-elf!"
9 years ago
So does buying a case of paper towels that you could easily do the same amount odf work with using a ShamWow.!
9 years ago
Word is that ShamWow is just an overpriced, crappy microfiber chamoise.
9 years ago
And it never seems to clean up the shame from the night before.
9 years ago
you noobs..it's like an overpriced,crappy microfibre chamoise AND a towel
9 years ago
doesn't fucking drip
9 years ago
where's the mildew? gone that's where
9 years ago
IT DOESN'T FUCKING DRIP.
It's a shammy AND a towel. Amazing.
9 years ago
Sham-fucking-goddamn-it-to-shit-fire-son-of-a-bitching-piece-of-bastard-shitting-hell... wow.
9 years ago
It's like a shammy and a towel and a SPONGE. DOESN'T FUCKING DRIP.
OLYMPIC FUCKING DIVERS. COMPLETELY DRY.
9 years ago
You can't make this shit up. Tounge kissing a hooker? WTF!
9 years ago
That's what I thought, who tongue kisses a hooker?.
9 years ago
Not even with Hank's stolen mouth.
9 years ago
you'd be out of your mind not to own one
9 years ago
you know it's like a shammy ..it's like a towel..olympic fucking divers use it
9 years ago
thats what sold you wasn't it... if its good for olympic divers its good enough for your house!
9 years ago
^has 4 sets
9 years ago
i don't know, it sells itself
9 years ago
A real shammy is made from sheep skin....

Fucking pussies...
9 years ago
this isn't just a shammy you meatball..it's like a shammy and a towel
9 years ago
I'd like to see jamiee get bukkaked and then cleaned off with a ShamWow.
9 years ago
olympic divers man
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
Well if that what it takes, I'll make some calls.
9 years ago
sham wow won't even dry stan off
9 years ago
Who bukkaked stan?
9 years ago
that's what she said
9 years ago
if you don't have a shamwow you're just an asshole
9 years ago
oh wow
9 years ago
true
9 years ago
that picture is on the box.. not the mugshots
9 years ago
you know it doesn't drip
9 years ago
holds like 23 times its weight in water
9 years ago
doesn't fucking drip man
9 years ago
It'll make you say Sham... Wow!
9 years ago
too much info!
9 years ago
are we talking about the shamwow still or has the topic movied to stans anal glands?
9 years ago
When dik said "that picture is on the box" I didn't know if he meant the ShamWom box or jamiee's box. Because the subsequent comments could have gone either way.
9 years ago
^icky
9 years ago
shamwow: does not drip
stan's anal glands: drip
9 years ago
jamiee's box:?
9 years ago
shamwow: does not seem funky when wet
stan's anal gland: funky when wet
9 years ago
subtle differences and stunning similarities
9 years ago
wow
9 years ago
btw:
shammy = made up word
chamois = sheepskin
9 years ago
Do you feel proud now? I feel proud FOR you.
9 years ago
shouldn't you be out trying to steal a bunch of puppies?
9 years ago
so you mean only some words are just made up and some are actually sent down from god?
9 years ago
chamois - skin from a mountain antelope, not the rip off sheepskin you get over there.
9 years ago
god... webster... whatever you believe, i'm not gonna proselytize..
9 years ago
Webster??? It's you Americans that are passing off sheepskin as chamois, nothing to do with me.
9 years ago
for yak, you inter-posting wank
9 years ago
Oh ok, you inter-wanking post.
9 years ago
nobody calls me a post
nooge
9 years ago
Is that when you post while wanking? Sounds challenging and potentially messy.. new definition for "Sticky Keys"?
9 years ago
ppontential for spleling errors...
9 years ago
i'd like to have some knickers made of chamois
9 years ago
They could soak up your boyfriends jizz as it runs out of your asshole.
9 years ago
Get some good cycling shorts, fries.

They're lined with chamois...
9 years ago
good idea , cycling shorts would also show off my package
9 years ago
that 1rish1 is a joker
9 years ago
*camel toe
9 years ago
^ that one's your own fault, fries, I was actually thinking of baggy shorts with a liner.
For the sake of public decency and all that...
9 years ago
Think about the children Fries
9 years ago
On second thoughts...
9 years ago
He got more than his money's worth. Just like what he advertises!
9 years ago
From the looks of this pic, the hooker Slap Chopped him.
9 years ago
Yea, it looks like he took a few shots to the lips.
9 years ago
your mom took a few shots to the lips
9 years ago
Wow! What a Sham.
9 years ago
The hookers fuckin hot!
9 years ago
please tell me thats you in your avatar
9 years ago
oh, I can't wait for what's about to happen.
9 years ago
LMAO
9 years ago
It's a serial killer named Skyler.
9 years ago
That still doesn't tell us that its not you in the avatar.
9 years ago
Tits.
9 years ago
Nips n all?
9 years ago
I think that's how it works.
9 years ago
After I move to FL. It'll happen.
9 years ago
Is that when you expect to get a sudden loss of self-control and inhibition?
9 years ago
I'm not gonna mention it anymore...someone else needs to take other now. I reckon fries might.
9 years ago
Haha *over
9 years ago
No. I get tan.
9 years ago
and a sudden loss of self-respect.
9 years ago
Oh, don't be such a vain prima donna! Tits oot for the Mucho guys (and some gals).
Carpe diem...sieze the day. Grab your chance of Mucho glory with two violent, unswerving, and indefatigueable hands. Ascend from your lowly plinth to your rightful zenith of a Mucho attention-ho, jizz-laden ivory tower. Bubbling with effervescent, latent, frustrated emotions of anticipation from the eager-hearted 'men' who frequent this site.
Something like that...yeah - get 'em out.
9 years ago
I was gonna add the self-respect thing, too. But actually...it's the exact opposite. Exposition of mammaries ftw!
9 years ago
So in other words... Spray-tan and get drunk?
9 years ago
Whatever works.
People here just don't appreciate the 'work' I do. ;(
9 years ago
You write?
9 years ago
I'm able to, I think.
9 years ago
But, you wouldn't consider yourself to be a writer?
9 years ago
^i wonder f cruel's girlfriend knows he's mackin chicks on the net...i bet she doesn't..kellie just so you know he's unemployed...he's on welfare at like 35..hahahaha
9 years ago
So is my mom.
9 years ago
I will once I finish what I'm writing, and it gets published.
That's all I can be bothered to say, Smelly.
*Awaits the arrival of cheese-dik. Rishfag, and possibly CaptainCockfluffer to make some witticisms relating to the aforementioned statement*
9 years ago
dik says: bwahaha! You dirty, fried, supersized container of cheesepuffed fuck-chunks...you're less a writer than you are a lawyer...you ugly, fat, unemployed whore-girlfriend parasite.
Etc., etc.
9 years ago
I still consider myself a writer. A "Starving Artist" is still an artist.
9 years ago
Hahaha! I see dik is true to form...I didn't see his post.
I'm 32, and not 'mackin' anyone dikless.
9 years ago
you two should get along good..being unemployed twinkie sucking lazy degenerates runs in your blood
9 years ago
Lol I have a full-time job at gamestop, remember!!
9 years ago
you guys make it sound like welfare is a bad thing to be on... making money by not working sounds a lot smarter than having to work for it ;/
9 years ago
Smelly has a job. I'm sure she could own your ass for a free copy of the next Leisuresuit Larry.
9 years ago
It's actually really hard work, yak. The hours are great though. Plenty of downtime.
9 years ago
the new leisure suit larry looks so horrible
9 years ago
Some jerk put the old one in my employee picks section. Then this little boy asked me why the girls boobs where in the guys FACE. He put a lot of emphasis on 'face.'
9 years ago
Hahha! There really IS another coming out? Shit. dik will love it...it will teach him sooo much. Value.
9 years ago
Where else do boobs go? Except, you know, in women's mouths and so forth.
9 years ago
Box Office Bust
9 years ago
Jesus Christ! It came out a few days ago. I have spooky senses. Shit. I honestly had no idea. Man. NASA needs to test my brain or something.
9 years ago
the leisure suit larry's i'm talking about that were good were from over 20 years ago.
Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards
Leisure Suit Larry Goes Looking for Love (in Several Wrong Places)
Leisure Suit Larry 3: Passionate Patti in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals
9 years ago
Lounge Lizards was fucking great.
"Whadza passwoid?" Haha!
9 years ago
The original guy left I think.
9 years ago
I've played them all. Good times. Taught me how to bag the layyydies. Mhm.
9 years ago
Larry Loafer?
Yeah...he died of AIDS.
9 years ago
The main game developer.
9 years ago
Yeah...he died of AIDS too.
9 years ago
I'm googling that nonsense.
9 years ago
Hahah! Pwned! I was joshing you, youngblood.
9 years ago
He died of sarcoidosis.
9 years ago
its just the fact that the first 3 leisuresuit larry's were intended to be a complete story arc is all... he never planned making more (but was roped into it obviously...)
pretty ridiculous that he got paid 30grand to do the voice of the new one tho ;/
9 years ago
Wiki ftw.
9 years ago
*change channel, change channel...ahh you've finally reached this guy's level of cultural interest...don't forget the condom*
9 years ago
Hey, I assume I'm CaptainCockFluffer. That was pretty good. I never bash on you Cruella, just when you lash out at me. So, fuck off you dole-lovin jizz collector.
9 years ago
Attaboy Cruel, get dem titties for us! God I wish I was unemployed, accountability and responsibility are so over rated
9 years ago
Oh, THAT'S his unappreciated job. I'm catching on now.
9 years ago
Smellie? get me a beer, shut your trap, and put your shirt back on
9 years ago
Unappreciated, yes; job, not so much. I wouldn't even call it a hobby. Its more of a passion, like his calling. That and wordy rants in paragraph form.
9 years ago
2 taps of an empty bottle on a hard surface sends me to the fridge. My boyfriend majored in Pavlov's theories on classical conditioning apparently.
9 years ago
Except he also made a 3rd tap for when its time for me to put my clothes back on. Something about him getting too sober?
9 years ago
Poss: *TAP, TAP, TAP!* *TAP, TAP, TAP!* *TAP, TAP, TAP!* *TAP, TAP, TAP!* *TAP, TAP, TAP!* *TAP, TAP, TAP!*
9 years ago
*taps Smellie upside the head a few times*
9 years ago
I'll just leave then.
9 years ago
do so post-haste yon clthu hag
9 years ago
Enjoy.
9 years ago
SHAMFUCKED!!!
9 years ago
I wonder if the hooker was German. You know the Germans make good stuff.
9 years ago
always
9 years ago
this commercial was just on here i guess the arrest didn't ruin his gig
9 years ago
You gagged on what??
9 years ago
I doubt it will affect him. This is the first I'd heard of it.
9 years ago
it sells itself anyway
9 years ago
endorsement?
9 years ago
a company like the one selling shamwow isn't going to stop running their commercials because of this, but its quite possible he will never do another paid advertisement :P
9 years ago
unless it's a how-to dvd on beating up hookers
9 years ago
Mr Fugs wont be happy. That's his gig
9 years ago
I don't beat them, I 'educate' them.
9 years ago
In a Norfolk lorry driver way
9 years ago
is a lorry a taxi?
9 years ago
No, its a truck.
9 years ago
one of jamie's shamwows is sitting outside on my patio right now in the rain...fucking thing is absorbing the entire rainfall...my patio is bone dry
9 years ago
Pity Stans anal glands are dripping on your carpet
9 years ago
does it absorb all the blood that comes out of your tongue when its bitten off?
9 years ago
ya haha..on my lap too..and in my bed..and dik jr's bed and the couches...sigh
9 years ago
it doesn't smell that fresh but it tastes ok
9 years ago
wait till he finds out he's not actually going to the Bone Store..but really to the vet
9 years ago
He'll know, my cat was the most placid thing, but turned wild whenever we tried to get him to the vet.
9 years ago
ya ..he'll know.. as soon as we get in the car it'll all come back to him
9 years ago
Taking him for dummy-runs won't work either, he'll know when he's on 'the' trip. Further proof that animals can read our minds...
9 years ago
i swear you are totally right
9 years ago
what kind of retarded dog believes they are going to a magical bone store anyway ;/
9 years ago
Now that you are in a house yak, how many cats does Deja have? I'll say 6.
9 years ago
he believes it every time..till the car starts moving
9 years ago
I take my dog upstate some weekends to let em' run. He always has that sense of "oh shit" when we take em to the vet.
9 years ago
she has a cat
i have a cat
9 years ago
Whats with the frilly shirt of flowers he's got on him there? Is that a hospital gown?
9 years ago
Um probably - his tongue was bit the shit out of, if not off.
9 years ago
sham wow indeed.
5 years ago
Sham shut the fuck up, faggot.
3 years ago
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