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Would you fuck me?

I would fuck me!

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by Smeow

submitted March 27th 2009

58 comments
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Would you fuck me?
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comments (58)
I would say "Goodbye Horses", but I think she has eaten a horse or two.
9 years ago
I would say, I would never, never ever fuck u!
9 years ago
If there's only you on this Earth. I'd better go down the sea to fuck a female shark LOL
9 years ago
or she could simply lose weight because there's no one to make mcdonalds'food. then you'd bang her.
9 years ago
mmm mcdonalds..i'm starving
9 years ago
Now, she wasn't this big but back in college I did nail this fat girl with a facial hair problem, no kidding. I did it for a goof and she'd aim to please. I was surprised, she was willing to do anything.
9 years ago
The whole "fat girls aim to please & are willing to do anything" is just weird.

In all honesty, I've never had a girl say no to anything, but then I'm not into weird shit like nipple clamps, piss/shit sex.
9 years ago
Then again I do British birds who will ride you lie a pony if you but them a bicardi breezer.
9 years ago
& No, I don't shag ugly birds, you unoriginal cretins.
9 years ago
Hey, pussy is pussy!
9 years ago
Yes you do Oranje
9 years ago
Do we have to post the link again, Oranje?
9 years ago
OJ meant consciously, he can not be responsible for what happens during lost time
9 years ago
Well if that's the case, then none of the birds count. Doesn't count when they're unconscious.
9 years ago
Ergo, technically he's still a virgin
9 years ago
And balding.
9 years ago
short answer?
no.
longer answer?
still no.
9 years ago
case of beer answer?
9 years ago
a more slurred no.
9 years ago
cuervo answer?
9 years ago
No por favor?
9 years ago
^"no pants favorite"
9 years ago
"No Habla Jibber Jabber"
(Early Cuyler hat saying)
9 years ago
Does this qualify as a mullet?
9 years ago
Yak you misspelled "a beast" in the tags.
9 years ago
being that i don't do the pictures i think i spelled it just fine actually!
9 years ago
Fuck................How did I do that, I haven't even started drinking.
9 years ago
Anybody else need a ride on the failbus?
9 years ago
me?
9 years ago
I said bus not train :)
9 years ago
Yea I'd toss a hot dog down her hallway.
9 years ago
That pussy is probably tighter than a nuns cunt.
9 years ago
you'll need alot of flour to roll her around in first
9 years ago
Answer: No, but I will say she might look cute sans 100lbs.
9 years ago
Mmmm, 150.
9 years ago
Joan Jett?
9 years ago
oh gawd! I wouldn't even

what the fuck fat bitch



god no

no



nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


nooo

no


no

did I mention no yet?
9 years ago
stop the geetars, drum
9 years ago
You're not fooling anyone drums.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
The looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand
9 years ago
Fuck you?
I sure as hell wouldn't feed you, why would I fuck you?.
9 years ago
im not gonna lie, id fuck it. alot of you would too. somebody is fucking all these fat heurs
9 years ago
i would have to have major beer goggles on and not have had sex in 2 or 3 years but other than that no
9 years ago
hell im not sure its a woman neither
9 years ago
That's a huge bitch.
9 years ago
I would't mind wrestling a hippo as long as I can post it on Mucho.
9 years ago
I'm so turned on right now
9 years ago
i can believe that
9 years ago
i would fuck you up
9 years ago
Rule of thumb - never fuck a girl whose arms are bigger than your legs.
9 years ago
As long as nobody knew I did it.Hahahaha
9 years ago
I'd like to stand back and watch her fuck herself.
9 years ago
And of course tape it.
9 years ago
And then burn the tape after you realized you taped her.
9 years ago
I wouldn't wanna feed you
9 years ago
awww fuck it...... Is that you Vicsin?
9 years ago
I'm honest. I probably would.
8 years ago
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