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Raccoon Carpet Thief

Pretty sure Stan would have ripped this raccoon apart for stealing Dik's carpet!

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by ColdBlood

submitted March 26th 2009

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Mission Impossible would have been better music.
9 years ago
Sucker had a goal in mind..
9 years ago
I agree with Claude.
9 years ago
Nobody cares who/what you agree with - you stinking, fat cunt.
9 years ago
ahahaha
9 years ago
This is about the only animal I will swerve to hit with my car. All others i avoid.
9 years ago
I'd rather hit a possum(no offense poss)
or an irish(offense intended)
9 years ago
Wait till you hit one and it catches on a tie-rod or balljoint and ends up getting mangled around your power steering.
9 years ago
I have hit one. It hit dead center on the front differential.
9 years ago
Even Cruel?
9 years ago
I caught one attacking my chicken once, so I blinded it with my flashlight and beat it to death with a Louisville Slugger.
9 years ago
I hope karma beats the shit out of you with a Louisville Slugger...it probably will by the time your 13.
9 years ago
But raccoons are so fucking adorable...
9 years ago
I don't know about adorable, that's some Kellie bullshit, but they're smarter and cooler than most you fuckers. What do you think they'd do if they were in the car? You'd all be roadkill.
9 years ago
Go join the Girl Scouts and suck on a bag of dicks. Have a nice day :)
9 years ago
bag of dicks = Louis CK. That guy's a genious.
9 years ago
You sir are no "genious"
9 years ago
Heres an example just a little sample
How could I just kill a man:
One-time tried to come in my home, take my chrome,
I said yo it's on. Take cover son, or you're assed out!
How do you like my chrome—then I watched the rookie pass out.
Didn't have to blast him, but I did anyway; young punk had to pay.
So I just killed a maaaaan
9 years ago
die in a fire.
9 years ago
Damn coons
9 years ago
Why would you sit there and let a racoon come into your house?
9 years ago
Raccoons are fucking awesome.
9 years ago
that's a raccoon that knows comfort when he sees it
9 years ago
A few years ago I had a raccoon come into my house through the doggy door. My minidachshund came running to the back of the house and I went to investigate, that SOB was just standing there watching me. Woulda shot it if it weren't for the potential mess to clean up.
9 years ago
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