points: 5

Drunken Munchies

Damn, her toes must taste good...

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by MrFunStuff

submitted March 25th 2009

272 comments
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Drunken Munchies
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comments (272)
The Bud Light thing ruins it for me. Only idiots drink Bud Light. And stupid whores evidently.
8 years ago
I'm drinking Miller Light tallboys right now.
8 years ago
You're a faggot. Light beers are generally around 4.0%. What is the fucking point?
8 years ago
yeah that whole 1% really makes a difference.....
8 years ago
actually, i drink light beers if i'm at a party, and want to stay sober enough to date-rape chicks who have been drinking Zima all night
8 years ago
yak...I hope you're not being facetious...it really fucking DOES make a difference. Just like the leap from Bud (5%) to Natural Ice (6.0%+). BIG difference.
8 years ago
fuck it, just drink Steel Reserve and get it over with
8 years ago
^just make sure your water/sewer bill is paid up
8 years ago
I'm drinking 4.7% Miller right now.
Goes down easy, like a baby..
8 years ago
In all seriousness. Drink Stella Artois if you can get it where you're at. Lovely-tasting lager, and gets you totally fucked up.
(OJ will chime in and say it's shit)
8 years ago
in all seriousness the very same stella artrois that i tried to order at a pub in belgium (since its a belgian beer) and the waiter said "sorry sir, but we only serve good beer here"

as far as beer strength in alcohol goes i just go from anything thats 5-6% which is around normal to any strong beer that is 9-13%... although most of those beers just taste like someone put a shot of whiskey in your pint...
8 years ago
(that pub had over 200 beer if i remember correctly)

he also called me a lady that night because i was drinking so slow....
that was the first time i ever had delerium tremens.
8 years ago
in all seriousness, i generally drink Miller Genuine Draft these days...
if i'm feeling wealthy i go for Killians Red...
if i'm feeling skanky i go for... whatever Smellie's drinking tonight
8 years ago
Fucking hell. Yes...I remember you telling this story the last time I recommended Stella. It's a beautiful drop. Believe that.
(It's been getting me blitzed for years...I know it's Belgian...from Leuven).
8 years ago
Anything above the 5.6% mark in a lager starts to taste a bit wrong. Natty Ice really is quite good served very cold.
8 years ago
I believe beers around the 9%+ mark are not really considered beers anymore. I've had them here and stateside...they taste like shit.
8 years ago
i used to like stella, i still would drink it i imagine... i've been drinking moretti lately.. an italian beer... not a bad taste to it... i'm pretty sure in the next couple weeks tho i'm going to start brewing my own beer.
8 years ago
Miller Light is a decent beer for its price. When I have people over thats what i get.
8 years ago
i once killed a guy for offering me a miller light
8 years ago
miller light is my "bar beer"
8 years ago
I used to drink only Miller Lite. Now I can't stand it. I mostly drink High Life and Sam Adams now.
8 years ago
If you like Stella...you'll also like Carlsberg Export. Kronenbourg 1664 is also one of my favourites. Krony is actually just as good as Stella. All the lagers I've mentioned will turn you into a twat that thinks he's charming after about 6 pints. Of course...I don't need alcohol for that.
8 years ago
I once killed a burned out hippy for walking a faggy little dog.
8 years ago
Labatt Blue is my weapon of choice when I want to tear shit up.
Miller is for when I just need a tickle and don't want a hangover.
8 years ago
High Life is for faggots...and Sam Adams tastes like runny, robot shits.
8 years ago
You don't even have a job. You will drink whatever you can afford with the money your whore gives you.
8 years ago
I wish I could legally buy alcohol so that I could be e-cool and talk about beer... I've only drank miller lite, Heineken and Corona. They are were pretty good to me
8 years ago
in my "bar-band" days, we used to drink Old Mil longnecks, 'cause the drummer's dad worked at a liquor store and gave us a discount...

worst beer ever, by the way
8 years ago
Black Label beer is by far the worst.
8 years ago
ever heard of "BuckHorn"?
8 years ago
Sex.
8 years ago
I drank a Firestone a couple weeks ago that was pretty fucking terrible.
8 years ago
a sixpack of "BuckHorn" sold for 23 cents less than Generic "Beer" at our local Pigglywiggly
8 years ago
I've drank Buckhorn. It was so skanky you could come in the house after drinking it and people in the next room could actually smell it and would start ragging you about it.
Black Label was a fine pilsner by comparison. If you want a GOOD cheap beer, try Stag.
8 years ago
Lost Lake is the cheapest, dirtiest, most diarrhea inducing beer ever.
8 years ago
I actually enjoyed Colt 45. I must have some nigrah genes.
8 years ago
You can never go wrong with Guinness.
8 years ago
Guinness is fucking horrible. Being a Brit in TN I used to get asked on a daily basis if I liked Guinness. It's fucking shit.
8 years ago
drink some high gravity beer drumrave, you'll thank me for it.
8 years ago
Hey, question for you Britts or anyone else; ever try any of the Witchwood Brewery beers? Always really like Hobgoblin.
8 years ago
doubleC ftw!
are you from the upper midwest?
or was this horrible beer once bad and nationwide?
(god, i can still smell it)
8 years ago
iamgodandyoudie yeah.... they really push them around halloween but you can generally get a couple of their beers any time here.... they are decent enough.
8 years ago
I like the Hobgoblin Ale. I also like the "Wychcraft" ale.
8 years ago
Well, the stip outside my hometown(i.e. the beer marts, since I'm from a dry county) sold those along with other micro brews. I love trying different independent labels. Kinda miss this beer called Trois-Pistoles. I guess it's Canadian?
8 years ago
I have drunken 40's of Colt 45 and liked it.
8 years ago
My tastes are perverse though..
8 years ago
Oh, and fuck you Cruel. Guinness is better than any piss water you drink.
8 years ago
I use a panel of one dozen 4 year olds to taste test beer and decide what I will drink.
They did not approve Guinness.
8 years ago
I like beer.
8 years ago
"tastes like daddy's penis"
Number one complaint.
8 years ago
steel reserve--can't get the ramones song out of my head
8 years ago
I prefer Lagers.
8 years ago
Lakeeeeeeeeeeeeport or PBR I'm on a budget niggas.
8 years ago
than drink steel reserve
8 years ago
PBR tallboy is the only way to fly.. I mean... swerve
8 years ago
Cruel says "Guiness is shat"...Cruel is a cock humping queer, you don't like Guiness because it's not salty enuf...right? Need a little extra cock flavor in that shit? Fuckin inbred country Irish piece of potato farming shit.
8 years ago
i will fight any of you
8 years ago
Newcastle and Presidente if the restraunt has it.
I'd have to say I drink Hoegaarden more so than anything else.
8 years ago
I'll drink any of that to that!
8 years ago
Some people aren't into wheat beers, but if you can get a taste for them, Hoegaarden is where it's at. Blue moon is for queers.
8 years ago
surprised noone has mentioned boddingtons ;/
8 years ago
hoegaarden is alright.. there are a lot of better white beers tho in my opinion.. sleemans makes a really decent one now i believe
8 years ago
i think my current 'favorite' beer for the past year tho is probably innis & gunn.... although it probably has too much of a distinct flavor for a lot of you guys... its an aquired taste :P
8 years ago
http://www.howtobrew.com/images/f111.jpg
for those of you who haven't saved this image from the last time the beer convo got going:P
8 years ago
The only place we saw Stella in Belgium was at the
train station in Brussels. It's nicer there than
here in UK. It's horrible stuff, best to go for
imported Dutch or Polish
8 years ago
Innis & Gunn is fucking great stuff. Boddie's just became so average that no one particularly likes it anymore. Every beer the the Wychwood brewery produces is excellent. Just had some beers from a brewery called BrewDog and they are quickly becoming some of my favourites.
8 years ago
well it figures YOU would like innis & gunn cheeky but not sure if a lot of the people over here would :P
all my friends i try to get them to try it and most of them after a couple like it but its the first one you have its like 'wtf is this!'
8 years ago
It's the slightly sweet, whiskey taste that does it. Got a couple in the fridge cooling down for beer o'clock later.
8 years ago
Drinking light beer is like eating out your sisters pussy. It tastes the same but its just not right.
8 years ago
yeah see i actually pretty much hate whiskey (it also pretty much makes me a mean drunk :P) but i like innis & gunn even though it has a lot of the 'oak aged' taste
8 years ago
My mean drunk tipple is Tequila. It doesn't make me happy :(
8 years ago
i like tequila in margaritas and coffee tequila mixed with chocolate soy milk and ice to make a chocolate coffee tequila milkshake ;/
i hate shots of it tho
8 years ago
St. Pattys a friend and I tried to drink porch climber together. Just the two of us. We failed but that is what St. Pattys is all about is it not.
8 years ago
...Stella is for pikeys. One up from drinking Carlsberg 'with a lil lemonade, mate'.
8 years ago
*Carling
8 years ago
& drum, you're a fucking fag.

"I wish I could legally buy alcohol so that I could be e-cool and talk about beer"

You could own & live in a bar & you'd still be the epitome of uncool.

You're anti-cool.
8 years ago
40's OF MICKEYS NUKKA
8 years ago
and guiness is shittay
8 years ago
Piss water (beer) sucks and tastes terrible. Its useless, you consume enormous quantities of empty calories for very little effect. I don't even feel anything unless I get some real shit and a lot if it. Which usually isn't worth it either since, like possum, I have more fun with the drunks then I do being a drunk
8 years ago
i hate anything at all thats light
8 years ago
I'm drinking a Miller Light 40oz right now.
8 years ago
Late reply to Possum--I'm originally from Southern Illinois. Buckhorn was in the really cheap liquor stores. They actually brewed Stag and in later years Black Label about 25 miles from my home.
8 years ago
I'm always trying out random beers from the local BevMo. Bard's Tale Ale makes some pretty decent stuff, including a glutein-free beer made from sogham (sp?)

And fuck you, Guinness tastes better than 90% of the shit listed here so far.
8 years ago
heard of flying dog?
8 years ago
Beelzebub French lager at 15% is a killer.
8 years ago
Ill fight you Dik.
I like Belgium beir
Duvel,Piraat-heavily alcoholic-8-12%
8 years ago
ANY kind of vodka & Bud Ice does it fer me
8 years ago
Hey i drink bud light....wait ... what was i saying?
8 years ago
Thanks for illustrating my point perfectly there, noob.
8 years ago
are you critiquing beer cruel? you don't have a job..you can't afford to drink..you are not a man
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
I told him the same thing above. Its true too.
8 years ago
whats a noob?
8 years ago
you
8 years ago
freak, got a mirror?
8 years ago
try reply button noob.
8 years ago
holy shit get the fuck out of here you twat.
8 years ago
no drums, lets play with him first...
8 years ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob
8 years ago
somewhere on the internet pedobear's head just asploded.
8 years ago
No.
They are wayyy too old for me.
8 years ago
oldster test:
"She's As Beautiful As A Foot"...
Artist?
8 years ago
Blue Oyster Cult.
8 years ago
fuck you! :/
okay, what did it taste like?
8 years ago
poss...I have no fucking clue. But I CAN use Google it seems...
8 years ago
... tasted just like a fallen arch
8 years ago
Everything smells like vagina to me right now.
Am I going to die?.
8 years ago
No. Just get your face outta momma's minge.
8 years ago
Nixon wins...
my fav from that album:
"Before The Kiss, A Redcap"
8 years ago
NO WAI!
I KNOW SOMETHINGS WRONG WRONG ME!
Oh, I just know I got nose AIDS or something.
That stupid fucking dog will pay for this......
8 years ago
BeastBoy.com was an awesome site
8 years ago
I don't trust any site that involves the words "beast" and "boy" in it's title.
8 years ago
Ive been here for years, i was just afraid some cruel irish possum dik would rip on me for posting.
8 years ago
this
8 years ago
Fuck off, fagalor31whatevertherestofthefuckingnumbersare
8 years ago
Fuck off, you haven't been here for years at all, have you? You're a dirty skanky liar!
8 years ago
and failing to use the reply button, cocksucker
8 years ago
major fail
8 years ago
is full
8 years ago
god damn it
8 years ago
of fucking
8 years ago
to hell
8 years ago
fail

god damn idiots
8 years ago
Never thought I'd say this, but Drum FTW!
8 years ago
Stfu. I always thought I'd say that.
8 years ago
I have more intelligence in my bed sheet then steve and freak combined
8 years ago
That seems doubtful...since Steve is clearly being sarcastic with his fails.
8 years ago
steve is clearly in violation of a reply fail, therefore all "wit/sarcasm" is removed from post and being called a dumbass ensues
8 years ago
doublec fails to realize I win all the time.
8 years ago
At 'fat people that look a bit retarded' contests. I agree.
8 years ago
"CruelHM says:

I don't judge people on their size...but I make an exception for smerf. And the gingerness thing."

Just thought I'd remind you sweetie.
8 years ago
steve's okay - obvious sarcasm
"been here for years" Freaky-boy is NOT okay
8 years ago
Smelly. You call me sweetie a lot. Are you wanting me to fuck the thin person inside you or something.
And how the fuck did you just dig that up, especially? Freak.
8 years ago
I'm like sherlock fucking holmes.
8 years ago
And yes.
8 years ago
Really? Well...get a fucking clue, and flop your boulders out.
8 years ago
you did NOT mean that
8 years ago
Christ, I guess I have to now.
8 years ago
OH, He went there.
8 years ago
is that a go on the tits kellie?
8 years ago
Tits FTW!
8 years ago
I like how on Kellie's myspace some kid is warning her about what goes on here at Mucho.
8 years ago
I was driving to the store today and two young chicks like this walking down the street. One was giving the other one a piggy back ride. I almost had to pull over and rub one out.
8 years ago
*boys
8 years ago
You almost pulled over to execute one of them? That seems a little harsh and inappropriate.
8 years ago
That's life with the Corleone's...
8 years ago
hehe, him youre soo cool.
8 years ago
I can bite my toenails.
8 years ago
do you?
8 years ago
Congratulations! Must keep you limber in order to suck your own cock. (sorry you set yourself up)
8 years ago
It's not gay if you suck your own cock.
8 years ago
There is nothing wrong with sucking your own dick.
8 years ago
As long as you don't jizz in your mouth.
8 years ago
Btw...I can bite my toenails too. Can't every- shit sorry. Drums can barely suck his own forearm.
8 years ago
Yeah but it's a dick in your mouth. Any dicks in a man's mouth automatically qualifies for gay
8 years ago
And we're off...
8 years ago
It's naaat a tooma!
8 years ago
This argument just keeps going.
8 years ago
Drum, does giving yourself a handjob make you gay?
8 years ago
No. It just makes him tired.
8 years ago
yes full fledged faggot gay if you give yourself a hand job
8 years ago
This convo is totally a repost.
8 years ago
Its only gay to suck your own dick if you allow another man to watch and masterbate.
8 years ago
cuntshineshelly motto is, "a handjob is still a job"
8 years ago
and Irish it doesn't make you gay don't let me troll you cause I want to go to bed soon
8 years ago
ONE MORE TIME:
no matter how weird it may be
it is not gay unless there is another male physically present and actively participating...
^Wiki factsheet
8 years ago
I'm not going to bed with you.
8 years ago
Is it gay if you let another guy give you a handjob as long as you close your eyes?
8 years ago
Nearly 6AM for me.
Rish is a faggot. End of convo.
8 years ago
It's only gay if the balls touch
8 years ago
Cruel used to give out handjobs in jail and he only considered it gay if he kissed the guy afterwards.
8 years ago
was that you, urkel?
8 years ago
He is super gay though.
8 years ago
night cruel
8 years ago
ive been snoballed by a girl does that make me gay? and yea rish is def gay
8 years ago
Good morning Irish!
...i just wanted to cuddle...
8 years ago
Speaking of trolling, when are we going to do another Camwhore raid? I'm itching to make a bitch cry. We should organize one soon
8 years ago
Cruel out.
Fucking raise your game Rish...ya damn jizzaholic.
8 years ago
I knew a guy that would nut inside chicks, then eat them out. Not sure if that's gay, but it's cutting it close.
8 years ago
beez, you are by far the gayest person on this site. You have actually taken that title away from elpiss.
8 years ago
fries is pretty angry because he expected to be the next title holder, but you've certainly earned it.
8 years ago
ouch
8 years ago
way too many semi-erect drunken penises here right now...i'm off to ebaums
8 years ago
If you dont jizz in your mouth, you have to have a towel or rag around to clean it up. Its just plain easier to swallow it.
8 years ago
lol like anyone gives a fuck or adheres to anything you say rish. ive nutted in a girl and ate it out, i dont see anything wrong with things like that its not likei do it all the time, i just have once or twice. i dont understand people who are like "i wont kiss a girl after she sucks my dick" is your dick that dirty or what?
8 years ago
just kidding - i actually dont know what "ebaums" is - except that it does sound like a truly homosexual site
8 years ago
Lol. It was a cool website. Then it was sold and the new owners fired the old owners. Now they have a different site.
8 years ago
most guys don't enjoy eating sperm. period.
8 years ago
I don't enjoy eating period either.
8 years ago
****Disturbing Images***** X(
8 years ago
especially with sperm in it
8 years ago
yea fuck having redwings, i have them on accident tho
8 years ago
^eats his jizz
8 years ago
drums... get a link ready dude, I'm down like hell for a good raid.......
8 years ago
Alright.. well someone should get a link going. I'll be on youtube watching Metallica vids for a sec.....
8 years ago
http://imlive.com/flash_sdk/one2manyguest.aspx?isLandingPage=1&NickName=ptitedynamite22&Roomid=10&QueryID=12
8 years ago
my bad--ignore that
8 years ago
yeeeeaaaaahhh..... alright, you call it then zeke...
8 years ago
i'm lookin for one that doesn't require password and email and shit, but dont know if i can find it
8 years ago
Yeah, I hear ya.. that shit can be a pain in the ass....
8 years ago
http://www.asianbabecams.com/free.asp?Performer=2WetSexyGirls
8 years ago
ignore that too i guess--fuck we need drumrave, he's use to shit like this
8 years ago
ok, she's talkin
8 years ago
Hahaha... this one's a winner....
8 years ago
damn.. barely even got a chance to boost my self esteem.. we needa new one...
8 years ago
haha.. nm
8 years ago
Haha... it disconnects me every time I call her a camwhore.......
8 years ago
bitch!
8 years ago
i was lookin for this site that drumrave, um, frequents i guess.....so game on
8 years ago
bitch ass mofucka
8 years ago
where is that slacker drums.. missin some good raid action.... new one dudes?
8 years ago
http://www.asianbabecams.com/free.asp?Performer=AsianDoll001
8 years ago
She is so hideous.
8 years ago
hahaa.... this chick rules.. is someone ready with a screenshot? lets get her to throw up the finger.....
8 years ago
Im there now
8 years ago
You guyz broke it..
8 years ago
what a bitch..... haha.. alright, let's go in full force with this one.. lets get her to do something mucho worthy
8 years ago
I wish bob was here he would know what to do.
8 years ago
http://www.asianbabecams.com/free.asp?Performer=Tricksei
8 years ago
bad link
8 years ago
What I do?
8 years ago
I said
"I want to taste your herpes" and got disconnected
8 years ago
She is extremely rude.
8 years ago
haha.. this site has gotten smarter since the last time we raided....
8 years ago
Wheres the squid!!
8 years ago
why?
8 years ago
alright boys.. we needa new one... a feisty one.. whos on it??
8 years ago
Squid have tentacles
8 years ago
http://www.asianbabecams.com/free.asp?Performer=WildShow4u
8 years ago
i was kicked from the channel cuz she didnt have frogs
8 years ago
Mentioning a Hindu deities should not get me kicked.
8 years ago
whata biaaatch.... pssshhh
8 years ago
this one seems like a dead fish but......http://www.asianbabecams.com/free.asp?Performer=DestinyGirl69
8 years ago
Fuck shes kicking everyone
8 years ago
this is almost no fun... these camwhore pimp motherfuckers are seriously hurting our entertainment...
8 years ago
damnit.. my IP must be permablocked...
8 years ago
Eons ago I had a program that allowed me to get into rooms I shouldnt have been in and they couldnt permaboot you. If only I could remember the name of the program.
8 years ago
i got blocked
8 years ago
haha... it was good while it lasted boys..... anyone got a diff site??
8 years ago
http://www.asianbabecams.com/free.asp?Performer=Maiah
8 years ago
We should really see how many times we can get her to say prvt.
8 years ago
i said somethin bout engrish and i was d/c
8 years ago
anyone else wanna choose a girl...
8 years ago
http://www.asianbabecams.com/free.asp?Performer=Alexhandra
8 years ago
bitch...
8 years ago
http://www.asianbabecams.com/free.asp?Performer=TasteMyCumGuys
8 years ago
http://www.asianbabecams.com/free.asp?Performer=hottiesslady
8 years ago
if ppl are still up
8 years ago
I keep getting booted before I can deliver the punch line.
8 years ago
yep, its the ip address
8 years ago
Ya they are not taking very much abuse.
8 years ago
ahhhh.... well, goodnight gentlemen.. ahhhh!
8 years ago
http://www.asianbabecams.com/free.asp?Performer=2wildbabes
8 years ago
bullshit link
8 years ago
the manly one with two vaginas is working.
8 years ago
She look Native
8 years ago
http://www.asianbabecams.com/free.asp?Performer=Cristalline
8 years ago
http://www.asianbabecams.com/free.asp?Performer=FoxySamantha
8 years ago
^just some bitch
8 years ago
http://www.asianbabecams.com/free.asp?Performer=hotxxxgirl4u
8 years ago
Wow, what an awesome raid.
8 years ago
noobs
8 years ago
I got a screenshot... but it looks pretty stupid now, we got her to stand up and bend-over basically.... was a pretty weak raid overall... we coulda done better.... I ask that we step it up a little next time gentlemen.... step it up.
8 years ago
So....is it gay to give yourself a hand job or what?
8 years ago
in your case, yes cause you spank it to man on man action
8 years ago
damn i was blasted last night
8 years ago
Yeah... I was pretty shit-canned myself....
8 years ago
Ah you guys got kicked already?
8 years ago
Woka Woka
..My Bad
8 years ago
i slam thick ales every nigh and i am less weigh ten i was drinking light beer. imnot joking thick makes me more active and its healthier than light beer.
8 years ago
*whales
8 years ago
anybod else see what is wrong here? bud light? seriously, drink some beer instead of water...light beers make you fatter!
8 years ago
recover password
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