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Hip Hop Is Dead

Awkward Asian Dude, What's New?

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by patronkitty358

submitted March 23rd 2009

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Hip Hop really is dead

This popular subgenre is brought to you by materialism.

I’d like to thank Bentley, Alizé champagne, and Sean Jean clothing.
We’d like to thank the record industry for
Marketing hip-hop stereotypes to 12 year olds and a pop
Culture that unquestioningly consumes vapid,
Superficial entertainment.


Phrase about my gun, rhyme about my loot
Phrase about these haters I sometimes have to shoot
Rhyme about my clothes, props to my hometown
Lyrics that say nothing – cause that’s how we get down
Phrase about my clique, don't step to me punk
Gratuitous rhyme about keeping it crunk
Big ups to our genre, we do it our own way
It’s just too bad our songs don’t have anything to say!

CHROUS
Generic crunk rap! (What) Generic crunk rap! (Yeah)
Generic crunk rap! (What) We don’t mess around
Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) Generic crunk rap! (What)
Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) You like our dirty sound

Buy cars (Get crunk) Take shots (Get crunk)
Have sex (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)
Buy cars (Get crunk) Take shots (Get crunk)
Have sex (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)

Phrase about my car, rhyme about my crew (Volvo!)
Rap about how much more crunk I am than you
Rhyme about my rims, rhyme about my bling
Chorus where I scream cause I don’t know how to sing
Rhyme supporting guns, and also drinking 40’s
Misogynist rhyme about banging lots of shorties
Rhyme about my dough, and then some made up lyrics
Get off the gas you swinga, check the deuce, yo sabiirit

CHORUS
Generic crunk rap! (What) Generic crunk rap! (Yeah)
Generic crunk rap! (What) We don’t mess around
Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) Generic crunk rap! (What)
Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) You like our dirty sound
Buy clothes (Get crunk) Hennesy (Get crunk)
Escalades (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)
Buy cars (Get crunk) Take shots (Get crunk)
Have sex (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)

Grandmaster Flash, I’m sorry but we’re killing hip-hop
KRS, I’m sorry but we’re killing hip-hop
Run-DMC, I’m sorry but we’re killing hip-hop
But who can argue with the charts
When we’re sitting at the top?
Rakim, I’m sorry but we’re killing hip-hop
Chuck D, I’m sorry but we’re killing hip-hop
De La Soul, I’m sorry but we’re killing hip-hop
And we’re making so much money
That we ain’t about to stop!

Coca Cola! (Get crunk) Nike! (Get crunk)
McDonalds! (Get crunk) Disney! (Get crunk)
Fox Network! (Get crunk) Armani! (Get crunk)
Gap Clothing! (Get crunk) Mercedes! (Get crunk)
DKNY! (Get crunk) Courvoisier! (Get crunk)
Prada! (Get crunk) Wal-Mart! (Get crunk)
Chucky Cheese! (Get crunk) Ralph Lauren! (Get crunk)
G-Unit sneakers! (Get crunk) Louis Vuitton! (Get crunk)
I’m just playing Lil Jon. You know I love you.
9 years ago
I'm sure there's a point to what you're saying... but fuck you man.
9 years ago
Adams you are absolutely right in ever sense of the word.

i dont listen to any rap past 93'
9 years ago
You're actually unemployed aren't you 42Adams??? That's sad...hopefully the economy will improve!
9 years ago
How'd you know dushan? did your mom tell you she cant afford me anymore?
9 years ago
noob is noob
9 years ago
lol at morph for the 93' comment. i call bullshit
9 years ago
He excluded Illmatic and Ready to Die almost without thinking.....
9 years ago
exactly
9 years ago
reasonable doubt and all eyes on me
9 years ago
haha you think just caus eim black i listen to that shitty "my dick is bigger than yours" music?

it has no fucking meaning anymore. just how many bitches you fucked and weed you smoked and niggas you killed.

what a fucking rape of the hip hop culture
9 years ago
Man.. whatever rap music you are talking about, before 93 or whatever, I'm into that shit too.... What, like Digable Planets.. maybe some Eric B and Rakim... Big Daddy Kane? Well.. I just don't understand how you could leave Nas and Biggy out of the picture if you're talking about quality rap music.....
9 years ago
lol and saying that tupac only represents all that shit is foolish. you pick and choose what you hear from a rap song, some people hear "my dick is better than yours" some people hear motivational messages. you must be hearing the wrong things buddy.
9 years ago
btw... ^^^I think that means morph has a small dick... :'(
9 years ago
So fake. William Hung wannabe.
9 years ago
Tryin' REAL hard for that viral thing.
9 years ago
Yeah, that fake Chinese shit isn't funny.
9 years ago
Pllease some one make it rain bullets in this guys direction.
9 years ago
i have the overwhelming urge to kick him a bunch of times and hit him with a chair like that asian kid from yesterday
9 years ago
I like 50 cent.
9 years ago
I like the Fat Boys.
9 years ago
Remember Disorderlies?
9 years ago
Yeah. I Netflixed that a while back. That shit's funny.
9 years ago
remember the beatboxing mixed with classical music
9 years ago
Del tha funky is where the music is at.
9 years ago
Fuck off, Richy Rich. Adults are talking here.
9 years ago
Nobody can beatbox like Buffy. RIP.
9 years ago
Your dick has to be at least 7 inches long to talk in this post urk.
And no, pussies don't count.
9 years ago
Lay off the drugs, man.
9 years ago
Jackson 5 had the ill beat box.
9 years ago
First I'll lay your mother urky.
9 years ago
After crying all night, now you grow some balls you pussy? You're bi-polar. Or maybe bi-sexual?
9 years ago
oh sorry, after i dropped my balls in your mothers mouth, I just gained this extra growth of confidence. I'm using all that confidence on her right now too.
9 years ago
woops, i just lost all my confidence all over your mother's chest.
That's going to be a bitch to clean.
9 years ago
Whatever you say, you'll always be known as the Trust Fund Bitch that cried to strangers on the internet. So keep telling those very original mother jokes.
9 years ago
I'll survive, because you'll be known as nobody..
9 years ago
Good one. Now go spend your daddy's money.
9 years ago
Come here and give me hug, it will all be alright.
9 years ago
lovers spat?
9 years ago
He only wants me for my money.
9 years ago
bragging about money and your body is pretty pathetic..shut up
9 years ago
I swear I hate being called a rich white boy.
My wardrobe consists of modells sweat shirts and 4 pairs a levis.
You will never hear me talking about inherited money on this site ever again.

9 years ago
you're bragging right now
9 years ago
in fact shut the fuck up
9 years ago
I believe anything inherited isn't worth bragging about.
I want to earn my own income for the self accomplishment.
I'm trying you dik.
9 years ago
i'll never talk about all the cool money i have or my sweet wardrobe ever again...you sure are a humble guy
9 years ago
I dress like a bum.
If you met me in person, you wouldn't think of me as the bragging type.
9 years ago
I like MC Chris
9 years ago
my backpack has jets
9 years ago
i have Fatboys albums on vinyl
9 years ago
that would make it an album
9 years ago
Asians are worse dancers than whites apparently.
9 years ago
The last time I watched MTV they were. At least MTV thought so.
9 years ago
/\/\NIGGER!
9 years ago
My rovely rady rump.
9 years ago
Cherch et arwt!!!
9 years ago
I make it rain
I make it rain
I make it rain on da HORSE
9 years ago
This guy is the only thing NOT gay or lame about rap.
9 years ago
The "Soya Boy" made me smile
9 years ago
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