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not that i am gay,

but i fuckn wonder how it tastes..

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by jerkaholik

submitted March 22nd 2009

103 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
not that i am gay,
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You're gay...
8 years ago
gay doesn't quite cover a hunger for oversized ox dick. I don't know what to call that.
8 years ago
Chu-ey?
8 years ago
its just meat from a animal. are you vegetarians?
8 years ago
No, just that most of us don't eat THAT meat.
8 years ago
ate nearly every meat. chicken ass is pretty nice..
8 years ago
I'll eat chick ass, but only when I know it's safe.
8 years ago
damn, with rent as high as it is, i didn't know people in manhattan ate dick
8 years ago
chicken ass is great! ox penis tastes like piss!
8 years ago
ive seen a cock before but never was curious to how it tasted.... i guess im saying you are in fact gay
8 years ago
you've seen a cock before? gay.
8 years ago
are you that fat hotshot?
8 years ago
I think fat is an understatement. I'm fat and I can see my cock. Quite easily. To not see a cock you'd have to be like that mexican guy.
But wait hotshot? Haven't you seen your uncle Jim's cock?
8 years ago
Nah, his uncle Jim always does him like a dog...
8 years ago
Oh. I see how it is. No, really it's posted up on the net.
8 years ago
Served raw with a side of white wine it tastes like herpes and milf vagina with a hint of goat anus.
8 years ago
you must be one o' dem foodies
8 years ago
cook it up ill try it.
8 years ago
one brave man. or..maybe a gay man. XD
8 years ago
^^ *cock it up
8 years ago
Fuck, I'm with morph on this one. If it's food, I'll eat it.
8 years ago
This proves that you can truly find anything in NYC.
8 years ago
or pretty much any grocery store in the world :P
8 years ago
I don't know yak, my grocery store doesn't carry cattle dick.
8 years ago
you can find all sorts of weird shit in the offal section of your meat department ;/
8 years ago
Seriously? I asked for bones for a stock I wanted to make once at a few different places, and they all looked at me like I was nuts.
8 years ago
thats... pretty weird.... i mean even at the market beside us it has 2 meat places in it and since its just a small market they have a super limited selection, but they have stewing bones and such... and i would guarantee if you wanted bones that were in a specific cut they would get you some no problem... but i guess we have lots of different ethnicities here so they have to do that to keep up with their demand...
8 years ago
Yeah, most of the places around here are large chains like Wegman's, P&C, or Price Chopper...a small family owned place eventually had what I was lookin for. I guess it all depends on where you're at.
8 years ago
The delicatessens by where I live have some gnarly foods. Cow tongue to foie gras salad.
8 years ago
Placenta?
8 years ago
i could go for some medium rare placenta right about now...

8 years ago
You ever see people eat those eggs with the fetus half grown inside?
In the Philippines they sell it like a hot dog vendor.
8 years ago
yeah the people on the show destination truth tried some and all of them puked.
8 years ago
someone watches destination truth... :P
8 years ago
god damn yak fucking interposting
8 years ago
Belut, Alec? A friend of mine is Filipino. Her mom keeps trying to find something I wont eat. Belut is good with salt.

Now, haggis... That's where it's at.
8 years ago
I tried a pig's head at "the spotted pig" here in the city. I wouldn't try haggis though.
8 years ago
why wouldn't you try haggis........?
8 years ago
I fear it might be laced with something dangerous like most of the weed I buy.
I feel that a little bit of shit makes its way into the haggis when everything gets mushed together.
8 years ago
you do know what haggis is right? ;P
8 years ago
Isn't it ground pig intestines?
8 years ago
lol.. you are kidding right?
8 years ago
I just thought it was a bunch of organs mushed up. What is it?
8 years ago
Well, no one really is sure.
8 years ago
The minced up pluck of a sheep with onion suet and spice all packed inside the sheeps stomach.


Yummy!
8 years ago
That's just hearsay and speculation right now, but we've got top men looking into it.
8 years ago
most haggis is in a big sausage casing not in a stomach anymore tho
8 years ago
That's what's making the Scottish nation into a load of wussies.
8 years ago
They should start putting it in this ox penis for a real tasty delight.
8 years ago
Fuck you cheekycov!
8 years ago
I think what's making the Scottish nation into a load of wussies is all of the deep fried shit their chippies sell. Artery-clogging, intestine-blocking garbage the lot of it.
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But damn it tastes good.
8 years ago
haggis is yummy
8 years ago
hasn't haggis in harry potter?
8 years ago
i've never seed beef dick at any butchers
8 years ago
also that's basically how i fold mine up in my pants
8 years ago
Then your one pair of levis must stink like ox cock.
8 years ago
All I'm saying Camycazi is stop gaying up your Haggis's.
8 years ago
Sheep stomachs = hard as fuck
artificial casing = gay
8 years ago
I don't give a shit about haggis, I'm not even that much of a fan of it to be honest, but the Scottish Nation are not known to be a bunch of 'wussies'.
8 years ago
McWussies
8 years ago
Haggis - sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately three hours.
8 years ago
Fugs - Go whore yourself out to the Royal fuckers.
8 years ago
hey that's no way to talk to such a nice person..what's your fucking problem?
8 years ago
Camycazi You don't talk to fugs like that.
8 years ago
He's seriously offended by that is he?
8 years ago
In which case, sorry Fugs :/
8 years ago
i'm sorry but it's too late
8 years ago
And why is that?
8 years ago
Hahaha!

You know what? I'm gonna go up there and start rebuilding the wall myself. I probably won't be able to finish it, though, because I'll be to busy laughing at all them McWussies running around in skirts.
8 years ago
BTW, thanks Typical and dik, it's good to know there are still some decent folk on here. :)
8 years ago
You do that but just so ya know, hardly anyone in Scotland wears kilts anymore ...
8 years ago
So you might just finish the wall.
8 years ago
Fuck off! You Scots might not where them at home, but whenever you travel you use any excuse for a party to put those skirts on.
8 years ago
Erm... you couldn't lend a hand with the bricks, could you?
8 years ago
^^ *wear - oops.
8 years ago
Yeah New Years Eve and thats about it for what I've seen ... and I travel quite a lot.
8 years ago
Oh and yes I'd be happy to, but not now I have plans tonight.
8 years ago
I have Buckfast :)
8 years ago
Weddings, funerals, birthdays, stag nights...
8 years ago
Oh, and quit with the bagpipes, please!
8 years ago
Now bagpipes are good don't dis em. And ^^ I've rarely witnessed kilts on those occasions.
8 years ago
Have you ever been to Scotland Fugs?
8 years ago
I used to go up about three times a year, to Edinburgh and Stirling, and on the odd occasion, Glasgow. One of the guys I worked with was from Stirling so we knew where to go drinking.
8 years ago
I hate to admit it, but Scotland's really a nice place, I might just leave room for a gate in the wall.
8 years ago
Glasgows a good place to drink, particarly the city centre.
8 years ago
Can be dangerous for us Sassenachs though.
8 years ago
Glasgows a top place for drinking...Edinburgh too.
8 years ago
Went to Islay many years ago but I can remember very, very little.
8 years ago
Hmmm I wonder why that is?
8 years ago
Most neds in Glasgow are all talk tbh. Infact thier kinda give Glasgow a very bad name. Yeah leave a gate 'cause me and a mate are planning to visit Devon soon.
8 years ago
They*
8 years ago
Serious drinking weekend that was. I put my liver into rehab for that one.
8 years ago
If I remember rightly the nominated driver was seriously pissed as she couldn't do any drinking. The rest of us were always twatted. Then again she didn't like whiskey so fuck her.
8 years ago
One thing I've learned is that never make fun of the driver 'cause he/she can't drink.
8 years ago
Quite right. Only do it afterwards.
8 years ago
Even then, might need 'em later.
8 years ago
I've been thinking about Scotland for a vacation. Do they hate Americans like the Brits do?
8 years ago
They hate everyone tbh Mako, but just mention that you don't like the English and they'll welcome you with open arms.
(Oh, and just to be pedantic, Scottish people are classed as Brits too. England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Island make up the "country" of Great Britain)
8 years ago
Nah I think the Scots like the Americans.
8 years ago
*Moons MrFigs* Fuck it, I'm wearing my kilt for one of my finals next week.

Haggis is indeed tasty, even if it's done in an artificial casing. Hell, most sausages are done that way, instead of in intestines.
8 years ago
The Chinese eat it, something to do with a viagra substitute. I accidently ate a small peice when in China and spat it out when the girls stated to giggle. I didn't know then what it was but it sure didn't taste good. Very much like a mouthful of grissle.
8 years ago
the big johnson eating a bigger johnson. dividing by 0 can create an infinite feedback loop oh shi-
8 years ago
I doubt most shops just have it sitting out,you'd probably have to have an awkward "Could you order in some OX Dick?" moments...
8 years ago
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