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How to pick up prostitutes

For guys like me!

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by jsloan10

submitted March 21st 2009

34 comments
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It really works!
8 years ago
SO YOU CLAIM!
8 years ago
only thing is, in saskatoon your choice of prostitutes consists of 8 year old native kids..
8 years ago
(and i'm not kidding)
8 years ago
^He really isn't, the whores there are pathetic.
Calgary on the other hand....
8 years ago
is manitoba still fair game?
(just curious)
8 years ago
don't ever fucking speak of manitoba again.
8 years ago
I've never been there, isn't it just a swamp?.
8 years ago
god has tried to purge canada of that province time and time again yet the fucking CHUDS who live there just won't die.

8 years ago
By chuds, do you mean Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers? Another great 80's movie(I think its an 80's movie anyway)
8 years ago
Can't we just get rid of the North-West Territories too?
8 years ago
So in canda i can have se with young gild?

In Engalng the process id long. You have to impregnate a bird, bring up the culfd, build the cage...
8 years ago
im actuallut trying. I dont know why im making so many mistakes!
8 years ago
im starting to understand planyshit...

hes an alcoholic
8 years ago
are there any other kind of chuds terrapin?
8 years ago
WELL there is C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the Chud so yea kinda yak
8 years ago
I want to punch that guy in the face.
8 years ago
same here, those fucking Jim Carey choppers need to get knocked out of his mouth.
8 years ago
I plead the 5th.
8 years ago
I can honestly say I've never paid a woman for sexual favors.
8 years ago
You buy a bird a drink, youve paif for sexual davours.

Youknow the score, && so do they...pervert.
8 years ago
roland, south park said it best:-

Chef: You see, chidren, sometimes a man needs to be with a woman.
But sometimes, when the lovin' is over, the woman just wants to talk and talk
and talk and talk.

[song]
But a prostitute is someone who would love you
No matter who you are, or what you look like.
Yes, it's true, children.
That's not why you pay a prostitute,
No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.
That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes! Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor.

James Taylor: A prostitute is like any other woman
They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well.
8 years ago
Should've added the word "directly" to the end of my comment.

Also was expecting someone to say "So you've paid men, then?" Step it up people!
8 years ago
"I'm doing it for my kids"


LoL
8 years ago
I thought the best way to pick up a prostitute was good old fashioned money...I guess things have changed since las picked one up.
8 years ago
Was the coffe in the face guy one of those ass pirate twins from the old Robot Wars show? The Sklar faggots I think were thier names.
8 years ago
Dear baby Jesus, please command one of your minions to kill those talentless twin shitheaps and construct a double sided skin suit for me to wear. Thank you sweet, loving baby jesus.
8 years ago
Oh baby Jesus is loving alright...loving the cock those priests feed him.
8 years ago
Title fail. Should have read "How to pick up prostitutes
Or guys like me!"
8 years ago
No with you you just shove a cock in your face. You don't have to say anything at all.
8 years ago
Prostitutes around here are all gummy smiles and flapjacks.
8 years ago
yikes...where you from, dude?
...ummm, so, just out of curiosity, are the gummy ones cheap?...
8 years ago
Seattle, off of Aurora. During a snowstorm a lady offered me a blowjob for $10, no thanks, I gave her $1 and she showed me her nasty old flapjacks, later I puked, but that was unrelated.
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
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