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I know who's getting the Ass Kisser award.
8 years ago
Well I don't want to brag but the trick is to slip in a little tongue ;P
8 years ago
Was it hard flossing the shit out of your teeth?
8 years ago
Not as hard as hitting the reply button
8 years ago
That wasn't for you.
Odd how that worked out.
8 years ago
Than my humble most apologies. Carry on.
8 years ago
Who are you to start pulling up people on reply fails anyway, you stinking sack of shit.

Go fuck yourself, stupid noob nonce.
8 years ago
what the fuck is a nonce?
a made up queer boy brit slang term?
8 years ago
Pwnd by Vince's arch nemisis.
8 years ago
nemesis*
8 years ago
Nonce = Non-Criminal Element. It's an official term used for prisoners who are to be kept apart from the mainstream inmates for their own safety (usually referring to sex-offenders and child molesters)
8 years ago
OJ, who are you to decide who is allowed to do anything on this site? Fuck off you daft cunt.
8 years ago
daft cunt!
8 years ago
so raping kids isnt criminal? what country is that
8 years ago
We do things a little different around these parts LNM, and you'll find out soon enough on how to play the game.
8 years ago
I am familiar with the site as I've been a lurker for some time (I know lurking doesn't count for shit). The comments were fitting in the context of the conversation from my reply to the first comment and Alec13's post. Was all in in fun.
8 years ago
Learn your place & shut the fuck up, noob shit.
8 years ago
its shut the fuck up noob day
8 years ago
it always is
8 years ago
wooha!
8 years ago
This call for a beer.
8 years ago
calls*
8 years ago
^that calls for 2 more beers.
8 years ago
starting early alec? I got some sparks in the fridge but everytime I drink that, I end up getting banned.
8 years ago
I have already started drinking but I'm about to do some self surgery to my hand and I need to dull the senses.
8 years ago
I got a date tonight.
I'm too awkward if I don't pre-game.
I'll be back on around 3:00... 3:02 if I get lucky.
8 years ago
Rish what happened you your hand?
8 years ago
2 minutes for sex ? thats amazing
8 years ago
I got a particularly nasty infection of some sort on my right middle finger under the nail and it is probably the most painful thing I've experienced in a long time and I can't lance it so I'm going to have to cut it open.
8 years ago
It hurts so bad I have to wipe my ass with my left hand. Which is a lot harder than I ever thought it would be.
8 years ago
picture for much-suck?
8 years ago
Do a before and after.
8 years ago
you can wipe the blood and puss on oranges pic
8 years ago
I have been kind of half assed digging at it with a needle and nothig comes out so I'm about to just slice it with a razor and I need to go and buy some butterfly stitches from Eckerd but now I am more than a bit buzzed.
8 years ago
Its pretty fucking bad. My finger is so swollen that the cuticle has pulled away from the nail all the way across.
8 years ago
You dickhead!
Bite a layer of skin off it with your teeth. Then squeeze away. Then post it. And post your ugly face too.
8 years ago
You sure are a filthy ass-fingerer Rish. And I guess dik's butthole must be pretty rotten.
8 years ago
Man, I've been cutting away it for the last hour. It really is bad. I don't know what to do.
8 years ago
Its pretty fucking deep.
8 years ago
Stick it in cider.
8 years ago
Get it?^
8 years ago
I love you, Rish.
Listen...heat up some scissors in hot water....then snip a small hole off the end...and squeeze it.
I had a big zit on my nose in highschool that actually went blue. I snipped the end off and didn't get blood for about 5 minutes.
Mmmm...so satisfying.
8 years ago
'inside her'
It's an old one, Nerdbot.
8 years ago
Fishdicks!
8 years ago
*waits for rish to return after doing what I recommended...he'll be thanking me - just watch*
8 years ago
'in cider' hahahahahahaha.....
8 years ago
*rish has been found dead on his floor with warm scissors in one hand and the middle finger gesture frozen with rigamortis on the other*
8 years ago
No, I just took a shower and am about to go to the drugstore to buy syringes and butterfly bandages. I'll report back later.
8 years ago
I can't snip the end off there is no actual head on it to snip.
8 years ago
^says the zombie.

You need to take a picture of this for real though.
8 years ago
Use a needle then you pussy
8 years ago
I just did. Its cool now. It was like a +10 team pus though.
8 years ago
Did you see dik's lil face in all the semen that came rushing out your finger?
8 years ago
1rish, you need to use a brand new Exacto blade. You can poke it in barely, then just tap the end with your other index finger. It slides in like buttah. Just make sure you're sterile. (joke goes here) Seriously, exactos are the shit for this kind of stuff.
8 years ago
I got a sterile hypodermic from the pharmacy.
8 years ago
i'll tell you something very true...and very weird.
Earlier tonight I dropped a pint glass in my living room...and as I was cleaning up the broken glass, a tiny sharp went quite far into my right pointer finger...and it fucking bled for ages.
8 years ago
*shard
8 years ago
cruelhomo says "i was fucking my anus with a pint glass bottle, and I got hard bleeding all over my moms livingroom."

nobody gives a fuck you twat
8 years ago
i hope you ate the pus
8 years ago
ok dik, cruelclosetgay is yours now, I slapped him around best i could till you came back.
8 years ago
#1 Claude is right, exacto knives work the best on self operations.
#2 Why not go to the hospital. They'll do the same thing your doing AND they'll give you drugs there and a perscription for more drugs later.
Come on people, think!
8 years ago
irish?
now seal up the wound with some Krazy Glue...
seriously!
8 years ago
Use some Mighty Putty.
8 years ago
or silly putty
8 years ago
It was about a ball bearing size bloody pus gob and now it is all swollen again and i'm gonna have toi do it again. Luckily I'm half hammered by now.
8 years ago
two words:
doc
tor
?
8 years ago
Squeezing out pus from big zits and stuff is great fun.
8 years ago
So...just how long DID you finger fuck dik's ass to get it so infected?
8 years ago
I fought on Saturday and I think I caught it off the dirty mat.
8 years ago
Staph.
Off to ER you go.
8 years ago
Thats what I'm afraid of.
8 years ago
Remember on one of the TUF seasons when they all got staph?
It's staff. Go...before your lil cock starts bleeding pus too. dik will not be amused.
8 years ago
I've had ringworm before but I've never caught staph before. I don't want to go to the dictor but I'm afraid I'm going to have to.
8 years ago
Bad health insurance? Not 80/20?
It's not your right pointer finger is it?
8 years ago
I have great insurance. Its my right middle finger.
8 years ago
seriously irish - you should get that shit checked out
8 years ago
Pretty darn close...weird. My bleeding finger story is totally true.
8 years ago
What are you afraid of? That he'll force another unprovoked prostate exam on you, again?
8 years ago
Haha! Check out poss getting all momma.
8 years ago
irish has admited he has stds here
8 years ago
haha
but rish - dont fuck around with this
8 years ago
I guess I probably should go tomorrow.
8 years ago
aren't you gonna welcome him to the club now, elpiss??
8 years ago
i'd do the same for you, chm
:)
...putting on some Happy Mondays now...
8 years ago
what good is an irishman who cant flip you the bird with the proper fingers?
8 years ago
where does jerkstore get his brilliant material from man
8 years ago
dont worry irish, its muchos little secret buddy
8 years ago
story in a nutshell:
jerks thinks he needs to find someone "safe" to flame on, to build up these imaginary MS "points"?
8 years ago
'Yer twistin my melon, man'
8 years ago
possum.. as always, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about
8 years ago
Rish, put some salt on the end of a moist Q-tip then roll the Q-tip on the wound (rub salt on the fucker).
Yea, it will hurt, but the salt will rape,pillage and kill any nasty bacteria.
Then mix up a strong batch of warm salt water, pour it into a shot glass and soak your fingertip in it while you watch TV or something.

Follow up with some applications of Polysporin a few times a day for a couple days and cover with band-aid.


Now this is important, if you get a fever, swollen glands and dark streaks growing from the wound heading up your arm- GET YOUR ASS TO AN EMERGENCY ROOM!, your blood is badly infected and you will die quickly if you do not get help.
8 years ago
There is no open wound to soak. it was like a monster zit coming from underneath my fingernail and I lanced it with a hype thereby leaving no open sore.
8 years ago
I'mma go to the doctor tomorrow because as it stands right now I can't grip anyone's gi so I'm worthless at the gym.
8 years ago
Dude. Doctor. NOW.
8 years ago
You misspelt 'cock' Rish.
8 years ago
Pwned!
8 years ago
If its trapped under the nail an antibiotic will be necessary to fight it as you have no direct access to the infection.

Well, you could just cut off the finger at the second joint. Take pictures though and don't forget the sign.
8 years ago
a real man would leave it at least a weak to see if it heals for it self
8 years ago
week
8 years ago
I can't spare a week from training. I have goals I'm trying to meet.
8 years ago
*cocks *suck
8 years ago
You need to get something in your bloodstream to fight the infection.
BUT you also need to isolate the finger so it doesn't interfere with your training.

.....
FUCK! we need MacGyver here, im stumped.
8 years ago
Jump-rope like there's no tomorrow.
Sick workout.
Hey cruel, look what I did!
8 years ago
I just thought of a great new show starring elpiss...Junkie Magic.
'And from giant crack rock on top of mountain came...Junkie.'
*Junkie Magic, Junkie Magic, Junkie Magic...yeaah-ehhh*
8 years ago
im going to sleep
8 years ago
Irish the drunken barwhore
Had a fucking shiny finger,
and if you ever saw it
you'd swear it fucking glows

All the other assholes
Used to laugh and call him gay
They never let poor rishy
Play in any drinkin games

And so on......
8 years ago
The skin is all stretched on it right now and it is shiny as fuck.
8 years ago
Stop moaning about your fucking finger, you faggot.

Seriously, you're the biggest crybaby ever.
8 years ago
i hope he doesnt die... i like 1rish1
8 years ago
1rish, you've got the hypo...if you're feeling bold, you could flush the area with alcohol, or if you're feeling particularly squirrely, Clorox.
8 years ago
...or hydrochloric acid.
8 years ago
hey irish - how IS the digit?
did you go in?
8 years ago
I can't believe you losers care about that mincing queers finger.
8 years ago
oj - if he dies, who you gonna argue with?
8 years ago
We both know it wont be hard finding someone.
8 years ago
yeah
but it wouldnt be the same and you know it
8 years ago
someone^
just kidding, I can name off about 20 people off the top of my head without even looking, cruel at the top of the list of course
8 years ago
i guess i'm just partial to the irish/ oj spats...the 1st night i found this place, those two had some epic 300+ put-down thread going on...
made me pee myself
and made me join up immediately
8 years ago
Me & Irish fighting makes you feel safe. Like a little kid on its mothers tit.
8 years ago
yeah, kinda
or like curling up under a certain patio after slurping millepedes out of garbagy-crevasses...
- you catch the drift of my gist, then?
8 years ago
You are definitely one of, if not, my favourite muchoer.
8 years ago
:)
and shut the fuck up you chav!
8 years ago
*was
8 years ago
:(
8 years ago
jus so yu know - i dont actually know what a "chav" might even be...
:)
8 years ago
butt i bet it's baaaaad.
8 years ago
fags
8 years ago
jealous ^
8 years ago
yeah yeah whatever rish - anyhoo:
get that lil piggie checked out or not?
8 years ago
No, I don't like going to the doctor. It doesn't hurt anywhere dear as bad as it did after I've drained it a few time. If it keeps swelling I'm going to have to go though.
8 years ago
Oranje is a chav, by the way.
8 years ago
jesus fuck irish
you need to get some antibiotics in your system, and like, now, dude
...just show up, point to your finger, and say:"does this look infected to you?"
8 years ago
Pussy
8 years ago
Hey, sloan, you gotta little something brown on the tip of your nose.
8 years ago
something about being a brown noser
8 years ago
Yeah, I got that covered.
8 years ago
Yeah I figured it went with every other comment

8 years ago
So I watched Memento tonight and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and both were pretty awesome movies
8 years ago
Did you like rocknrolla?
The russians were good in that movie.
8 years ago
Rocknrolla was pretty good. It's funny how clever the kid was in that movie but was a fucking dope head
8 years ago
Watch wristcutters, it really is funny & a pretty unusual premise.

8 years ago
ok just added it to my netflix line up, should get it soon
8 years ago
I saw Wristcutters. It wasn't bad.
8 years ago
For an independent it's pretty good.
8 years ago
Snatch is still tops
8 years ago
Snatch is independent?
Being john malc has gotta be one of my favorite indies.
8 years ago
Being Jon Malkovitch was a great movie, but the part where he enters his own head almost caused my brain to explode.
8 years ago
Memento is excellent.
8 years ago
Just finished writstcutters.
I liked it and the main actress always floats my boat.
8 years ago
Rosario Dawson mixed with Shannyn Sossamon would be so fucking awesome.
8 years ago
Snatch isn't an independent, you dosy git, Wristcutters is.
8 years ago
...teachers pet!
8 years ago
admin isn't like... a username... admin is more like a title ;/
http://www.muchosucko.com/home/buddhax that would be his alias ;/
8 years ago
if i could give you a 'fuck you' punch to the gibblets... i would yak... i would.
8 years ago
who the fuck is Admin anyhoo ?
8 years ago
and why is buddhax only comment "hmm"
8 years ago
Because you're gay and your mom is a whore.
8 years ago
says the gay guy with a whore mom.
8 years ago
Cruel, pick the cum out of your ass and stop being such a vagina.
8 years ago
Alec...word of advice...Google that freak rottensteve...and see what pops up.
He's a narc...and a weirdo.
8 years ago
I've never actually seen a pic of him.
Maybe he looks like a cop!
8 years ago
Google his exact nick...*shudder*
8 years ago
hehe, i found this
http://media.photobucket.com/image/dirtyrottensteve/Humanoid_Typhoon1313/Cthulhu01.jpg
8 years ago
my avatar...i really gotta get a new one
8 years ago
how many times has this pic been posted already
8 years ago
things repeat often on MS , just look at the comments. You just need to read the 3 first word and you know the rest of the comment in every 2/3 comments. And the new people even suck more....boring useless that only bring boredom to the site.
8 years ago
things repeat often on MS , just look at the comments. You just need to read the 3 first word and you know the rest of the comment in every 2/3 comments. And the new people even suck more....boring useless that only bring boredom to the site.
8 years ago
you dont say
8 years ago
you dont say
8 years ago
you did say...twice
8 years ago
yea plants
8 years ago
You awoke from your drug-induced coma to cheer on plantshit? Don't bother elpiss, you lowly cocksucker..... You and exojizz and bichofelix, and plantshit should all go start a new MuchoSucko that's just for dumbshit losers.
8 years ago
a mucho for dumshit losers? youd be the queen
8 years ago
i'm still trying to figure out when elchris committed the butthurt on you ass, jerks...
but, no matter,
carry on
8 years ago
Hang on...I thought Mucho WAS for dumbshit losers?
8 years ago
So clever elpiss... how many hits of crank did it take for you to come up with that?

I told you to shut the fuck up when I'm pwning your dumb ass.... You best adhere son....
8 years ago
Jerks is at the heighth of his pwning right now, bitches.
8 years ago
this specific picture? 1 time.. this time.
the picture of the mushroom cloud swear finger? more than one time.
8 years ago
x infinity.
8 years ago
The average muchoer...

Mode: Retard Virgin
Median:I drag this up to the level of 'Average'.
Mean: I drag this up to the level of 'Average'.
8 years ago
youre making a fool of your self jerkstore, but please proceed dude dont let me stop you
8 years ago
I'm rolling a final joint...then going to sleep. OJ...you suck.
8 years ago
Just stopping by to drop this off-

A man and a woman are seated beside one another at a bar getting rather tipsy. With both visibly depressed, the man asks the woman why she’s so down to which she replies, “My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed.”

“What a coincidence!” he said, “My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed, too.”

So they start talking and find that they have much in common, so they decide to go to the woman’s apartment and have kinky sex. When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable.

Moments later, she emerges from the bathroom with a tight black leather outfit, complete with whip, handcuffs, a strap-on, and a 12-inch studded dildo. She then hurries into the kitchen, and returns with Tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Just as she completes her preparation, she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is headeding towards the door.

“What’s going on?” she asks. “I thought you wanted to get kinky?”

The man turns to her and says, “Lady, I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I’m all done.”
8 years ago
Actually, no matter how unbelievably fantastic I am, the median would probably be illiterate drunk.
8 years ago
brown noser
8 years ago
sloan is losing it if he thinks anyone is actually going to read that.
8 years ago
elpiss... I'm always going to always end up on top as long as your worthless ass is clogging up threads.. I like your strategy though. 1st, you tried to fight back, was a weak ass attempt but you tried, 2nd, you tried to ignore me, didn't work, 3rd, you're trying the reverse psychology bit... wonder what 4th will be, maybe another round of feeble attempts to pwn?
8 years ago
ps - can you locate balls malone, sloan?...he went missing up in your neck of the woods over xmas...
8 years ago
RIP Ballsicle :(
8 years ago
youre boring and stupid, its a pain to reply to you whatever it is
8 years ago
sjut the fuck up already you lame dumbass , reverse psicology , tried to ignore you pffff. youre retarded
8 years ago
yeah? and youre ugly...
8 years ago
grasping to straws
8 years ago
Do you have an apostophe phobia elpiss?
8 years ago
*trophe
8 years ago
i was laughed
8 years ago
Hehe... he's getting mad I think... I didn't think you'd crack so soon... not crack rock, I know you've got that covered....
8 years ago
...laughed out of the Chong commemoration society of newfoundland.
8 years ago
nice touch poss...
8 years ago
pointing out my language mistakes possum... yea you really got me there
8 years ago
possum is almost as lame as jerstore
8 years ago
i put apotrophies when i handwrite
8 years ago
just keep on digging the hole deeper man...
8 years ago
there are plenty of lame asskissers in this site
8 years ago
^ and cock suckers like you
8 years ago
youre the one dating a tranny not me
8 years ago
she's more woman than you'll ever get
8 years ago
Q: What's wrong with dating a tranny? A: Absolutely nothing.
8 years ago
cuntscab is a tranny
8 years ago
elchris is just jealous cant he cant even get a tranny
8 years ago
-cant
8 years ago
not a tranny. I just find a woman's body more attractive than a man's, and if that woman just so happens to have a dick.....jackpot!
8 years ago
...I can see why you'd think I was a tranny though....good call, dirtyrottensteve, good call, indeed.
8 years ago
so your a chick who likes chicks with dicks?
8 years ago
I wouldn't turn one down.
8 years ago
how many std's have you collected so far?
8 years ago
what sort of questions that ?
8 years ago
just the HIV
8 years ago
enjoy your aids!
8 years ago
I will, thank you. I think the AIDS sores will really bring out the green in my eyes.
8 years ago
have you met whunu yet?
8 years ago
yeah, Fries, I was wondering how that question had any relevance to to being attracted to a tranny. Do all trannies carry STD's or something?
8 years ago
im pretty sure they all got something. you'll have to check with (insert latest muchomember) about that.
8 years ago
Quality....not quantity, sloan.
Far be it from me to suggest this...but why the fuck is pointless shit like this getting posted?
8 years ago
He's scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point.
8 years ago
Sometimes coming here is like waking up after a wicked bender and finding out all the fucked up things you did the night before.
8 years ago
yeah
8 years ago
^2nd that
8 years ago
...I mean...this is even the same damn thing you posted like 2 weeks ago...less your Jewish face and a couple Simpsons characters.
Jones and Ballz are safe, I think.
8 years ago
Borderline reply fail...but it WAS the ole 'bottom of the page' thing.
8 years ago
What ever happened to old ballsmalone?
8 years ago
I think people come and go. I've been too active for a long time now. Think it's time I did a Jeepers Creepers 2 for a while.
8 years ago
came to me 2 possible options. either hes dead or hes back to the booze drinkin
8 years ago
im going with nr 2
8 years ago
you say it like its a bad thing.
8 years ago
Did someone give you permission to think- let alone draw conclusions, elpiss?
8 years ago
im starting to pitty you man
8 years ago
Tool?
last post i remember from him was right before xmas...he was tripping out on some anti-alcoholism prescription drug...
8 years ago
I've had this picture as my screen saver or what ever you call it when your computer first turns on for almost 4 years now. Does that make me an award winner or a life time Muchoer since I'll only be a member now here for 2 years in june?
8 years ago
Not sure. I reckon you're still a classic cornfed, religious-hypocrite homo though.
;)
8 years ago
Well some things will never change, but you still didn't answer my question dipshit.
8 years ago
I think I was whacked out on Quetiapine when I did this.
8 years ago
Actually all my tame stuff seems to get submitted when I'm on something.
My most fucked up stuff(good stuff) comes from when I'm completely sober.
8 years ago
youre pardoned
8 years ago
mucho is filled with druggies and aspiring druggies, alcoholics, mongoloids and sexual deviants. I love this place.
8 years ago
i am not a mongoloid
8 years ago
pick one then
8 years ago
all of the rest of the above
8 years ago
Forgot LAVA n00b.
8 years ago
RIP lava
8 years ago
rofl how many of this comment was about the pic itself
stop flaming u cunts =P
8 years ago
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