points: 2

for dik

because we all know, deep down, dik is a lazy, apathetic cat

featuredshopped

by jsloan10

submitted March 15th 2009

99 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
for dik
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comments (99)
Well. This was a waste of time.
9 years ago
Sweet......
9 years ago
"Well. This was a waste of time."

That is what they say when you go for a job interview.
9 years ago
Or were you just pondering over your last 32 years?
9 years ago
You're a one-trick pony.
Did I mention you're an ugly, bald, uncharismatic, retard-rapist too?
9 years ago
And btw...I don't go for job interviews. I'm a bum, remember?
9 years ago
retard-rapist... Other than OJ, you can't put those two words together that often. Kudos.
9 years ago
Wait, HE'S a one trick pony?
9 years ago
i prefer Garfield minus garfield
9 years ago
This is Garfield minus Garfield plus Dik.
9 years ago
eeewwwww
9 years ago
Hey, fuck you!
9 years ago
Love Garfield comics.
9 years ago
They have been on the ball lately, some instant classics
9 years ago
I saw this comic and thought "man that's exactly what dik would say".
9 years ago
Yeah.. pretty much perfect dude.
9 years ago
So where's the bubble where he says 'would you kindly let me suck your phallus for 10 dollars Canadian?'
Fake.
9 years ago
damn, cruel just stop now. Just save yourself the abuse
9 years ago
I love how Ballsac13 thinks he can tell people when they have failed. Stfu, you filthy noobody.
9 years ago
You just worry about yourself...okay sweetheart?
You're weak - which is why you accepted an incorrect felony charge...instead of manning up and doing what you had to, to ensure you proved your innocence.
You're a little girl, okay darling. Just go stand in the corner, bend over, and let the world fuck you hard some more.
9 years ago
All that prison talk is getting me hot and bothered.
9 years ago
Cruel stop riding hank's fucking shaft. were not in prison so calling another man sweetheart isn't the cool thing to do anymore. Oh sorry hank, did you think that you're actually somebody? That fucking nieve? Do you actually think i would listen to your pointless fucking comment and not ridicule this panzy bitch? Fuck you both and suck these nobodies nutz. Alec out.
9 years ago
oh yea, in prison you would be my bitch, darling.
9 years ago
^in prison, that quote would...
make you quite popular?...
9 years ago
I mean having a bitch would show dominance. Its more demeaning if you know what i mean.
9 years ago
oh yea, if it makes me popular in your eyes, thats all that really matter

; x <----(kiss)
9 years ago
yah, i know what you mean, kid :)
...read "beat into a pulp and fucked by large black men" when i said "popular"
9 years ago
haha! there has been some miscommunication.
9 years ago
I think you two had better get a room.
9 years ago
Yeah, right, like you don't want to watch.
9 years ago
irish...doing anything drunk'n'stupid for Pat's?
9 years ago
The "for Pat's" was superfluous...
9 years ago
hehe
9 years ago
Hahaha!
9 years ago
tomorrow i will drink a Guinness or three
tomorrow i will play Murphys until my neighbors call the cops on me
i wont wear green - that's just bullshit :)
but i WILL salute the irish, and the 36 million americans who are primarily of "irish heritage"

ERIN GO BRAGH
9 years ago
It's fake, I can see Garfield telling dik what to say.
9 years ago
Also, there are no phrases such as: "filthy faggot", "shitface" or "my penis"
9 years ago
Angry Jim?
9 years ago
Me? No, not at all. I was quoting dik.
9 years ago
I've got my hand up his ass, using him like a puppet.
9 years ago
that's the most erotic thing i've ever heard
9 years ago
Diklicker.
9 years ago
haha I like this!
9 years ago
i like you. you are under appreciated on this site. i salute you
9 years ago
^and i salute you, for losing that nasty avy at least
9 years ago
that dik is one cool mofo
9 years ago
I think you meant 'Hunter Thompson'. Don't get the avatar mixed-up with the fuckhead that uses it.
9 years ago
Dik is not a fuckhead. He's a funny, nice guy. You should chill the fuck out.
9 years ago
Jesus H Christ. You're so predictable. dik has quietened down a bit for a few days...so now you're all loved-up on him again. Whatever Hank. I don't give a fuck. I don't like him and his subtle arrogance. He's a fuckhead.
If you want to go back to flaming me - be my guest. You think one more sheep on the Cruel-bashing banwagon bothers me one iota?
Weakness epitomised.
9 years ago
You seem to want to not get along, with me or anyone else. Stop being such a big fucking baby would you?
9 years ago
To be honest...I'd be more than willing to get along with whoever...but if anyone thinks I am gonna be flamed on without responding, then they're mistaken.
If you want to trace this back to its origins...it is 100% on dik...and it can even be traced back a couple months when he first declared he was gonna 'run me off the site'.
9 years ago
Well, I stick up for you a lot and I'm gonna stick up for Dik, as well. Don't be a dickhead and start shit with me for it.
9 years ago
All I can say is...I will give what I get. If I don't get insulted - no need for me to return the favor...unless it's in fun.
Recently, OJ is trying to be cute for some unknown reason - he seems a bit upset that you don't value him.
9 years ago
But, yeah. I do respect your strength of character in not buckling under the 'pressure' from your Mucho peers.
Quite a few weaklings around here. Rather sad to see at times.
9 years ago
Hey, Cruel. If you & Hank want to have a lovers tiff, why bring me into it?

If you want to call Hank 'predicable' or 'weakness personified' go ahead, it has nothing to do with me.

Personally, I think you should try & get along with Hank. He is the only thing keeping your head slightly above water, since even the noobs are pwning you recently.
9 years ago
all i fucking see are cruel's comments..that after someone says he's an idiot..over and over..all day and night...get a job cruel..no wonder nobody respects you
9 years ago
Cruel comes to Mucho & starts talking shit to everyone. He then realises that Mucho can fight back better than Sci Forums & then hooks up with Hank. Since he still can't take the pressure of people taking the piss out of him (after he came here & started talking shit), he accuses his tormentors of being sheep/weaklings.

It is laughable that he likes to dish it out, but simply can't take it being returned on mass.

Faggot.
9 years ago
it can even be traced back a couple months when he first declared he was gonna 'run me off the site'. hahah
9 years ago
Who mentioned 'respect'? You think ANYONE here has seriously shown ANY reason to be respected?
You act like a jealous, petulent child dik. And why? Because a guy you are great friends with has had the intelligence to see through to the real person I am.
You don't know anything about me...other than what I have freely told you. Who truly knows anyone here?
If you met me in the flesh, you wouldn't be so quick to make assumptions. If you knew the path I've travelled, you would probably close your mouth a little more.
OJ. I'm more than capable of handling anything you, or 20 of you combined choose to hurl at me. I've even volunteered info I didn't need to. Why? I couldn't care less. You have no impact on me whatsoever.
9 years ago
you shouldnt be calling anyone a little baby chinaski, you little childish bitch
9 years ago
"I've even volunteered info I didn't need to. Why? I couldn't care less."

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me, how many time have you said that, 100-200?

You're not the only one, dumbass. It was me who sent in that pic of the ugly bird, yet you 'attempt' to pwn me using it all the time.

You're such a failure, stop repeating yourself.
9 years ago
Okay. I have an idea. Shut the fuck up a bit more...and I'll return the favour.
9 years ago
i have never ever seen a bigger dick on this site..i swear
9 years ago
following people around every day saying the same ridiculous shit..how he's made it this far without a ban i have no idea...free wanko
9 years ago
dik. Give it a rest. You're transparent as Hell.
Just try to accept the Hank can choose who he accepts.
Disrespect me all you want. But why disrespect a good friend's judgement, and put down something he enjoys? That's not cool.
I will put YOU on ignore now...if that will help you to stfu...and try your legendary pwning skills on someone more your level.
9 years ago
Before I put you on full ignore...you really are a cocky, deluded fuck, huh? There you go again trying to tell the site owners who they should ban. This is NOT your site dik...do you know that yet?
YOU got Wanko banned indirectly...nobody else. Deal with that fact.
And when it comes to originality? You are the absolute last person to pass comment. You repeat the same 15 words and phrases...just alter their order...you dirty bitch yappy bucket of fuck. (See how easy it is to be you?).
9 years ago
^i bet that was stupid
9 years ago
probably something about hank being his friend
9 years ago
Okay. I have an idea. Shut the fuck up a bit more...and I'll return the favour.

^ Who were you talking to?
9 years ago
That was for you OJ.
(You forgot to use quotation marks btw).
9 years ago
cruel it's you following people around stirring up shit...fuck off to sci-fi town and hang with the teenagers you fag
9 years ago
and hank this is all i'm going to say about this to you ...what in fuck is with you? i'm astonished you can tolerate this turd much less encourage him..i really don't get it..that's rhetorical by the way..i'm not that interested
9 years ago
I wondered where the argument du jour was going to be.
9 years ago
Cruel, you are a pathetic whiny little bitch and you probably still wet the bed.
9 years ago
i think this comment is my 5000th. YAY. BTW. Can we have a weekly update on who's who's friend, and who's backstabbing whom and sucking up to whomever? K-thanks.
9 years ago
Hey Cruel, check out this site-
http://www.forumwarz.com/
Its an online adult rpg that's actually a good bit fun. You'll get some laughs and blow off some steam at the same time.
I usually like to stay on the fence but I really think you've let your pride get the better of you this time. You have proved your point now lets all relax and move on.
9 years ago
and don't bother sticking up for me hank..if your judge of humans is this bad..you can keep it man
9 years ago
Thanks for the link sloan...but I'll pass thanks. This is the only site I am a member of these days. I'm no into adult rpgs...other than the one that gets played here everyday. :)
Yes Rish...I DO still wet the bed...when I fuck your mother, and make the bitch sleep on the wet side.
9 years ago
You need to spend less time here and more time looking for a job. I'm sure that whore girlfriend of your's is tired of supporting your worthless ass.
9 years ago
no shit..this fucking convict must log 18 hours a day...get a fucking job!!!
9 years ago
CruelHM says: Yes Rish...I DO still wet the bed..
9 years ago
actual quote^
9 years ago
shut up, pops
9 years ago
no
9 years ago
well i guess that settled it, cudos.
9 years ago
Do I need to come in here and straighten you children out?
9 years ago
You could have boosted the haha-factor by 18% if you had just bothered to erase the cat.
9 years ago
What cat?, are you suggesting that I ripped off a comic strip and doctored it for my own personal amusement?.
Well I never...
9 years ago
It's a photoshop tip from the master, just say "Yes, sir" and shut up.
9 years ago
Isn't it just common-sense?
9 years ago
FUCK you!. thats my response to all of your pointless nonsense from now on cruel.
9 years ago
Mm, no, not me. YOU'RE suggesting you ripped off a comic strip and doctored it for your own personal amusement by NOT ERASING THE FUCKING CAT!
9 years ago
It seems Claude is genocidal untoward his own race.
9 years ago
he dosnt like red heads
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
Get the fuck out of my strip, you imposter, you!
9 years ago
I HATE EVERYONE!!
9 years ago
Very good.


Now fuck off!
9 years ago
hehehe, i see a boob.
hehehehe
9 years ago
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