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A little message from JC

Raise your beer for jesus.

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by jsloan10

submitted March 14th 2009

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A little message from JC
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They really are doing god's work.
9 years ago
Real.
9 years ago
water into wine, piss into foster's.
9 years ago
Which is still piss.
9 years ago
australian for beer.
9 years ago
I got this Aussie buddy of mine back home, and he's the one who warned me to stay away from the piss-water.
9 years ago
Yeah, like German people will tell you to stay away from Heineken.
9 years ago
and why would that be Smerf?
9 years ago
What would Jesus do?
9 years ago
Stab you with a switchblade, cause you tried to line jump him out in front of Home Depot.
9 years ago
What would Jesus brew?
9 years ago
wine. beer is for lightweights.
9 years ago
What would I do? Fuck your mother in front of you.
9 years ago
Beer was a roman thing. Jesus prefered wine. It helped him to get the boys drunk so they would let Jesus teach them "the mystery of the kingdom of God".
9 years ago
A Roman thing...
do you know what you're even talking about??

I'm pretty sure the monks invented beer circa 15th century.

But yeah.. Jesus was a total wino.
9 years ago
Jerk, beer has been brewed for around 8000 years (that we know of).
9 years ago
That's funny.
9 years ago
Jesus only fucked boys. He didnt even want to get touched by women. Its all in the gospel of Mark but was erased and kept secret since. also they didnt need whores since they had slaves. Abraham used to fuck his and his wifes slaves, that part is still there in the old testament. Just like the part where Lot fucks his two virgin daughters. So who the fuck needs whores?
9 years ago
amen ?
9 years ago
see you in super-hell antispez. ill bring the fosters.
9 years ago
^lol at fries.
9 years ago
Lot didn't fuck his virgin daughters. He pimped them out. Get it fucking straight.
9 years ago
Wait, I thought they got him drunk and date-raped him?
9 years ago
when do i get to spill my seed upon the ground?
9 years ago
I don't get it and apparently the christians didn't think this over enought either.
Adam and Eve only had a son (if I remember correctly) yet the son had daughters or something.
So who did he fuck? His mum?
That would be incest which is against christianities laws or whatever.
FUCK YOU GOD
ATHEISM FTW
9 years ago
jesus just left chicago
9 years ago
he's bad, he's nationwide
9 years ago
Found him again Wank.
9 years ago
is he telling you to stop logging onto Mucho?
9 years ago
...or telling YOU to stop logging onto your shagpile, you lazy bastard.
9 years ago
okay, fuck...
what's a "Shagpile"?
9 years ago
It's a carpet.
9 years ago
Does your computer not like Google?
9 years ago
does it fly?
9 years ago
I'm sure most things fly in your backflashed mind.
9 years ago
crappy rug
9 years ago
So now you're trying to say shagpile refers only to a 'crappy rug'. Is that right? Go to bed.
9 years ago
"flash backs" are not a "side-effect" of LSD trips
they are a BONUS
9 years ago
So I guess manic depression and schizophrenia are MY bonuses from years of drug-taking and excessive alcohol? Woo-hoo!
9 years ago
i can hallucinate at will
9 years ago
Only? No.

Shag pile (two words), is actually VERY crappy.
9 years ago
Go to bed.
9 years ago
*pretends to go to bed*
9 years ago
Pretend to take Bill O'Reilly with you then, please.
9 years ago
recover password
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